3/5/03
Brian Graves: I spent the weekend at Funk-E Chicken Farms. I wanted to get into the mind of Triple X, and maybe clear up a few questions that the public has always wondered, and to be honest, I've wondered myself.
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Triple X is seen sitting across a coffee table from BG. X is wearing a black jogging suit covered with purple chickens, and a pair of purple shades. BG is dressed in white Nike warm-ups and a beater along with his black Nike beanie...
Triple X: Ok chump, I know we're not here just to admire my coffee table, what in great grandpappy X's name do you want to know?
Brian Graves: Thanks for allowing me on Funk-E Chicken Farms to talk to you Triple X. First off, let me say that I'm a huge fan of your work.
Triple X: Yea yea, The Cornerstone is a fan of you too, now lets bump the brown nosing and get to what my fans want to see...
The scene cuts away to a close up of a chicken laying an egg. it zooms out to the faces of a horrified Brian Graves, and a satisfied Triple X...
Triple X: Now that's a prize egg right there...Care for a One True Omlette?
Brian Graves: Uh..no thanks dude. I see you're enjoying your new business venture. How are things here at Funk-E Chickens?
Triple X: Well, it's been a little slow since Terry went away for help
Brian Graves: Oh, for his drinking?
Triple X: No, his having sex with the profits...
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Brian Graves: I was horrified once I realized that the profits he was referring to was actually the chickens. I was glad once we returned in doors away from the animals. He wanted to show off his awards and trophy’s. He seemed proud of them all, though he became unusually silent once we entered the room. I wanted to know about his career, the future of it mostly. So I prepared for an insult, and asked. Surprisingly, he was very direct, and mature about it. This angered me. I want ratings, not sappy sob stories!
Brian Graves: I've got to know X. Are you truly giving up wrestling?
Triple X taps his index finger on his chin, and ponders the question
Triple X: Did Babe Ruth give up baseball when he retired? Did Regan give up on the United States after he stepped out of office?
BG shakes his head "no"
Triple X: You see, The Cornerstone still feels the bumps. I can close my eyes, and hear the crowd roaring, and hear the ropes stretching when I'm thrown into them. I may have left the wrestling ring, but it's very much apart of me, and as long as the Cornerstone is alive, you can garan-X-tee that chumps will be looking over their shoulders, fearing the One True Icon of sports entertainment
Brian Graves: So your loss to Sweet Cheapshots isn't the last we'll see of Triple X?
Triple X: Heh, The Cornerstone doesn't give three damns about stipulations. Cheapshots finally got what he deserved. A real win. But if I decide to come back, Darren won’t stop me and by god, Cheapshots wont stop me.
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Brian Graves: I was inspired by X's statement, but to be honest, I was tired of talking about him, so I decided to talk about myself, the hottest thing to hit the press since New York times burnt to the ground, The Extreme Legend Brian Graves.
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Brian Graves: So where do you think I stand at taking the nWo title?
Triple X: What? The Cornerstone thought this was about me?
Brian Graves: Well yeah, it's about what YOU think..
X shrugs, and continues
Triple X: Well, hmm The Cornerstone always thought you reminded me of a young Triple X, minus the stylish clothes, and unmatchable charisma. Dick's a chump, Cheapys a coke fiend, and Ichy is in his own world, so I'd say your chances are pretty good. Out of all these chumps, the only real draw is Dick. And beating Dick is pretty simple, lube up your hand of choice, put on some soft jazz, light a candle…
Brian Graves: X...X...I get the point...
Triple X: I say you'll be nWo champ in two months.. Well I can't really say that.
Brian Graves: Dude, come on. You don't think I can do it in two months?
Triple X: Something’s goin down soon, chump. Something that'll change nWo, and guess what? It's a secret
Brian Graves: Damn. Well let me know when it happens so I'll know
Triple X: Oh you'll know..
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Brian Graves: He seemed confident that whatever was going to happen was going to be huge. I was desperate to find out.. I HAD TO KNOW!
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Triple X: Hey chump, I'm standing right here, and you're not going to find out! Now before I start smackin’ the pretty off of you, leave the Cornerstones abode, pretty boy!
Brian Graves: Uh...okay later man.
BG turns to the door, and begins to leave, X calls his name. Just as BG turns around, X yells out…
Triple X: CHUMP!!!!
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Brian Graves: Well my time spent with X went better than I had anticipated. Surprised to see Terry Funk finally getting help and the fact that a possible Triple X reunion isn't out of the question...I found out a lot of stuff I needed to know. But as for his big surprise, I have to find out somehow, but I guess that'll be left for another day. But I'm glad I got to get inside The Cornerstone's head...Just think one day...Triple X returns to the ring...with Brian Graves as his partner? A new Elite? A new Era? Or no chance in hell? Just something for you to think about...
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Brian Graves: Okay well that was an interesting interview with Triple X. I pretty much sent him the questions and he filled them in and did both our parts and I edited most of mine including the last paragraph lol. X had some nice things he put in there lol. Anyways that was a fun thing to do since X is a person I look up to rping wise...so that was good
Brian Graves: Other news in nWo I think the storyline that I'm involved in is working out rather nice. It's coming along a lot faster than I expected it to go and I'm playing my part pretty well. If you've read up on Brian's rp's you'll notice the phone conversations and the constant Necron encounters. I even did a little thing in Necron's promo two weeks ago, which was good.
Brian Graves: Congratulations to Dick Gazinya on winning the world title, Even though he didn't have much competition that week lol, he did a good job winning. I wish I would have rp'd more, but I have too much basketball to RP against Dick right now. Rammer congrats on defeating me, I was pissed at first cause two out of three staff said I should have been in the finals with Dick, but somehow it got the way it did and I give you props and hope you beat Dick lol. I'd like to see you as champion; you’re a good rp'er. Not taking anything away from Dick lol.
Brian Graves: Okay that's about it for this week. I'll try and keep my commentaries as interesting as possible the next couple of times. Maybe having some new guests and continuing to have Triple X along side...things should get interesting. Thanks for listening and I'll see you on the boards!
Brian Graves: The "Extreme Legend" Brian Graves
