The Lands of Middle Earf were calm....
...until the "The Evil Dark Lord Vinny"(A leader of the Medevial Mob) Attacked the peaceful land of Gaycottage. The Dark Lord was only after one thing: Global domination, power, money, and some spicy meatballs.
The Dark Lord had his force of "ZackHawkes"(Offspring of the Greatest Athlete in the world)to help take over Gaycottage...
...But despite his efforts, he was defeated by a bunch of men with big swords... Though the battle had been won, the war for Middle Earf was just beginning...
