While there was still fighting at Gaycottage, three tiny hobbits were vacationing there. Due to their naive and retarded hobbit-like nature, they had no idea of what was going on...
The leader was a small hobbit, in fact, the smallest of all hobbits; this hobbit's name was Homo Baggins... Homo Baggins was so small that only he could save Middle Earf from its apparent doom. Homo Baggins had two companions :
Funny Baggins.... A dumb hobbit who's dream one day is to incarcerate himself..
And Fishy Baggins... A hobbit who not only liked to fish, but looked like one too... hence the name...
