Starring:
Zack Hawke as: An entire clone army of himself
Jeremy Hughes as: Homo Baggins
Chad Heller as: Funny Baggins
Matt Jackson as: Fishy Baggins
Megan Crockett as: The Informer
Dan Somers as: Beastieboy
Ashley Byrd as: A lady with hair growing out her neck
Vincey "Pinky" Maleny as: The Dark Lord