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News headlines from around the world

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With your reporter Ivor Rivedlate.


Australia News Shock Headline. 

Man stands next to woman while nothing happens.

We have just recently become unaware of an appallingly normal act of nothingness which never took place anywhere between two non events which never happened either.  People not living anywhere near the area">

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News headlines from around the world

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With your reporter Ivor Rivedlate.


Australia News Shock Headline. 

Man stands next to woman while nothing happens.

We have just recently become unaware of an appallingly normal act of nothingness which never took place anywhere between two non events which never happened either.  People not living anywhere near the area, had nothing to say. ....

 

(Jessica, Who was on holiday said..)

Jessica " I wasn't there but I'm sure if I had been I wouldn't have noticed"

(Peggy . Is certain that she witnessed nothing happening...)


Peggy." I had just narrowly avoided being totally aware of something that never happened, when I look up and noticed that I was nowhere near a place where an event wasn't happening. I rushed in to tell someone who wasn't there but nobody was already completely unaware of it"


(Vanessa, who is certain she never saw anything... )

vanessa. " It must have been at some time after the time I have never been aware of, that the phone suddenly never rang. I never answered it but later never realised it hadn't been my husband who doesn't exist, who wasn't trying to tell me something  about nothing that wasn't happening in a place I never knew about anywhere near me. I never knew at that moment that something was not complete normal."

(Viper ,  Who's not sure if she remembers a non event...said)

Viper . " I now remember nothing about a non-event I had never forgotten in the first place, that never happened quite close to nowhere that I wasn't near. I was so totally  overcome by nothing that I never spoke about the unawareness to anyone I never knew or who might not have known me, neither near, or nowhere quite close to the place I never knew no-one ever knew about. I now am not completely traumatised by nothing and don't understand why not."

(Dest27 ( (psychologist) who may not have been a witness but isn't sure.)

Dest27 .  "Now I don't really know that I'm not sure that anything may never have happened , but if it didn't and I never knew about it , I'm certain that I'm not totally unaware, it's not that I can't tell you anything, its just that I never knew I didn't arrive late enough to not know that I hadn't even missed it, and  didn't suddenly feel strangely abnormal, but knew something wasn't happening but I wasn't unconsciously unaware of it, I never at any moment found this interesting, and don't  understand why anyone who never witnessed it would, but if the event   never occurred, and I never spoken to a person who never knew that, maybe I wouldn't have known what I'm now not sure, I know to be untrue. Of course anyone who doesn't know me would know this, and I hope they never forget what they don't know they should never have remembered, I certainly would like to think so, but feel others may not agree. I think"

Thank you Dest27 .I'm sure that cleared a few things up..none of  us now can say we don't  understand anything you were never sure of.

(President Clinton has just phoned in to make this statement.....)

Clinton. "If something never happened then I am totally guilty and am sure I must have been there. If I am innocent of all offences that haven't been committed then maybe I was somewhere else, and even though I'm aware of the nothing happening,  I can't really prove it"

 

Well why didn't you say that in the first place ....sheesh

If you become unaware of something that isn't happening then don't get in touch with anybody Immediately.

This is nobody not telling you anything about nothing you don't know your not totally unaware of
 

 


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