Ah, yes. The mandatory "who's who" character section. Here, you can learn all about the deranged characters in the world of Schoolbooks and Brimstone. As new characters show up in the comics, I'll post them right here.

Mr. B
Nickname: That Teacher Guy
Pastimes: Teaching history classes, grading papers, attending boring meetings, wondering where his life went...

Mr. B is the new guy. Don't get me wrong; he's a great teacher, but the kids just won't give him a chance. This frustrates him to no end, so he tends to resort to wacky measures to get the kids' attention, and keep it.

Mr. Fustercluck
Nickname: The Crazy Chicken; Minion of Satan
Pastimes: Whispering in the ears of those who can't decide to be good or bad.

This guy is often mistaken for just another chicken, but how many chickens do you know arrive in a ball of flame and offer you the opportunity of a lifetime? He used to be Hitler's foosball partner in Hell before he was placed on a different assignment...

Abraham
Nickname: Abe; the A-man; the Abemeister
Pastimes: Skateboarding, listening to cheezy heavy metal music, watching 80's fantasy movies.

Abe is just about the most laid-back kid you'll ever meet. He basically believes anything will work itself out over time. This attitude can get him into trouble sometimes, but he's a good guy. He's Jacob's best friend.

Jacob
Nickname: Jake; the J-man; the Jakemeister
Pastimes: Sleeping, playing video games, trying to pick up on girls but failing miserably.

Jake is a bit on the neurotic side. He'll get in the thick of things, but then run away screaming when the time comes to take action. He's obsessive-compulsive about the little things, like homework, the cute girl on the other side of the room, or the demonic hell-teacher bent on burning him to a crisp. He's Abe's best friend.

Beelzebub
Nickname: Bub; Village Idiot
Pastimes: Skateboarding, bullying everyone, picking on small defenseless animals, cutting class, stirring up trouble.

Bub is your usual punk-ass. He enjoys picking fights with just about anything with a pulse, yet he's too stupid to realize when he's in too deep. He's an arrogant little jerk who thinks he doesn't have to follow anyone's rules but his own. Given his lack of intelligence, he's relatively harmless to those equipped with brains.

Billy
Nickname: Scary Dude
Pastimes: Picking scabs, setting things on fire, doing disturbing things in public places.

Ahhh, Billy. There's not much to say about Billy. He likes to be the center of attention but honestly, he's most often the center of repulsion and disgust. He likes to pretend Bub is his friend, but even he can't stand to be around Billy for more than 5 minutes.

Jeremy
Nickname: Jerr
Pastimes: Eating, playing video games, partying.

Jerr is sort of like the class clown. He loves to make a spectacle of himself and poke fun at everyone, including his friends. Everyone knows he's just kidding though, so he never gets the living crap beat out of him. Aaron is his best friend, though he won't readily admit it.

Aaron
Nickname: The Webmaster
Pastimes: Computer programming, web design, contemplating the meaning of life.

Though Aaron appears to be the ordinary computer nerd, he's actually quite creepier than that. He tends to see things before they happen. He can read minds. He can talk to animals. He knows everything. Don't make this kid mad. You've been warned.

Stephanie
Nickname: Steph; the Beastmaster
Pastimes: Drawing, surfing the net, watching cartoons.

Yes, this is me. I put myself in my own comic. How clever! Anyway, I'm your usual sarcastic, pessimistic, artistic geek-chick who hates cheerleaders and jocks, and would like to someday see a herd of Tyrannosaurs decimate her school and devour everything in sight. Everyone knows someone like me, right?

Sarah
Nickname: Eapa (loosely translated Greek for "Sarah")
Pastimes: Reading, writing, surfing the net, collecting CDs.

Sarah drives the infamous Crustmobile, a white 1989 Chrysler Voyager minivan with a reputation for swallowing passengers whole, sucking them into a vortex of leftover food, wrappers, toys, shoes, bras, books, and cassette tapes. She collects CDs of all her favorite bands (including pretty much anything from the 80s) .

Nhan
Nickname: Shortie
Pastimes: Basketball, watching cartoons, throwing knives at people.

She may be short, but don't think for a second that she's anything less than a cunning, sarcastic killing machine bent on the destruction of the popular girls in school. She also likes playing basketball. Shortie, fiercely loyal and ready to rip anyone to shreds who threatens her friends, is definitely not someone you want to pat on the head. She hates that. I mean she really, really hates that.

Sherri
Nickname: Leader of the Brats
Pastimes: Talking about her rich parents, bragging about her material things.

Sherri wants to rule the world, but for now she'll have to settle for the student body. She's a cunning, ruthless little shrew who would stab her own (shallow, petty, plastic) friends in the back to get what she wants (especially if it's a cute boy).

Trish
Nickname: Princess
Pastimes: Cheerleading, discussing makeup tips, flirting with the boys.

Silly Trish. She's the cheerleading squad captain, and it's really gone to her head (well...this could be a good thing, since there was NOTHING in there to begin with). She never has anything interesting to say, and probably believes "Like-oh-my-god" is in the dictionary. She's harmless, but very obnoxious.

Brett
Nickname: Mr. Macho
Pastimes: Football, football, and um...football.

Brett's been hit on the head one too many times. He's rather dense, and this only makes his displays of self-adoration more entertaining to watch. He thinks he's "the man," when he's really just a big dumb guy.