In honor of SFW pay perview BloodFart I thought what can I write about that will disturb and heart all at once. Well of course... My TOP 5 FAVORITE movies that involve the severing of a penis!!!
In horror movies the "small" things are what disturb the most. And when a guy gets his member "dis"membered even the girls in the room can feel that characters pain. It has a route link to the pains like a needle put under your finger nails or a razor blade to the eyes. But we will talk those another time. Tonight we dine on Penil Decapitation. There are tons of movies where guys happen to lose there heads bizarrly enough, here are some uhh great ones.
BLOODLETTING
Filmed with virtualy no money and a home video camera this obvious Natural Born killers rip of actually has alot to offer. You need to watch it all the way through before judging because the first few seconds make you wonder "what the hell did I rent?". Selena hunts down infamous serial killer butch and demands he teach her how to kill because she has been in love with him ever since he killed her family members. So Butch actually takes her under his wing and teaches her to kill. Oddly enough Butch starts to question is madness by seeing things through her eyes. Now the ending which I will not tell actually makes sense of why Butch questions himself as much as she does. But through all there madness Serena slips more and more into deranged. In her hunger to kill by her self she lures a man from a bar back to Butches house and begins to give him head then....you guessed it SNAP bites it right off. There is blood all over her face, all over him.. and gooey strands as she tears it off of his crotch. DISMEMBERED!!! She goes even more mad and freaks right out. This is only one of many EXTREME shocks in this movie. Shall I hint the phrase "Exploding baby". Now this is a black black comedy and maybe even a real romance story. To me behind all the cheap cheap production more of a story of the heart and head then Natural Born Killers is.. a better movie in fact. The characters are actually very deep if not extreme UNreal. A very disturbing movie but after you let it all seep in you will respect it for it's message and ability to twist a story so insanly. See it for sure and know what I mean.
BEYOND REANIMATOR
Any chance to mention Jeffery Combs I will. Dr Hurbet West is back in the third Reanimator film. Many hardcore fans bash this as a week film. And on comparisons to the other two yes it is, but still a gem. Hurbert West is in jail and is still up to his experiments. When the warren falls for the doctors tricks and becomes a zombie he demands alot of attention. The lovely blonde lady that is visiting the jail cell on an inspection also becomes semy zombiefied and when the zombie warden demands some pleasure, we pay wistness to another decapitation by head. DISMEMBERED. The girl trows away the warrens wang and to everyones shock the damn thing crawls away and jumps down the drain on it's own. This ending in one the funniest ending credits ever. The credits take half the screen as the other hald shows, The free roaming zombie Penis meeting up with a zombie rat as they break into Mortal Dongbat in the sewers. I swear I heard the prick say "HEE YAH".
This is not the smartest movie but damn funny. Come on kung fu cock!! Screw the groaning fans that can't take a joke BEYOND REANIMATOR is beyond worth a rent.
I SPIT on YOUR GRAVE
This is considered a legendary film in 70's sleaze. But these types of films make me very uneasy. The dick slashing is nothing compared to the disturbance of this plot. It's a rape film. A woman is beaten and raped and left for dead. She waits some time and stalks her attacks for revenge. The revenge is cool but the rape is hard to take. The main disturbing scenes are the 45 minutes long repetative rape scene. Which as a movie fans makes me feel like the film makers were enjoying this too much and you know sickos are watching this and getting off instead of hating the attackers. This and House at the Edge of the Park do this very very disturbingly. I mean you have to respect that these film makers no how to stir such uneasy emotions and make people so angry, that when the female lead takes a switch blade to a guys wang in the bath tub, you are all behind her routeing for her. Yet I still feel they took away from so much more from her if she wasn't being attacked do much. Maybe hinting towards stuff is better then showing.. or maybe I am a wuss. But I will say the bobbiting of the bad guy is good as he is in a bubble bath where all the bubbles turn red with blood. Very freaky. I don't know who but there is a sequel. I have yet to see it but it's called I spit on your grave too , involving two women out for revenge. I hear you can get a video copy that titles it I spit on your corpse and piss on your grave. And I say Hard F'n Core.
THE KILLER CONDOM
Oh those funny germans they sure do know how to make a movie. Killer Condom is a dubbed horror film that the troma sickos brought to us. A movie insidently based off a german comic book. It's about a gay cop that find mystery murders of men who frequent a local whore house. They all die by penil decapitation DISMEMBERED! The cop finds that it comes from the vaticin it's self. A certain crazed nun has made demon condoms with nasty big teeth. Pop them on and they pop it off. Doctor Doctor I think I am ilergic to latex, when I put a condom on it bites my dick off. Intense. So the cop finds the culurate and saves the day and finds true love in a teenage boy. Serious that's what happens.All ending in scary german dance music as the credits roll. AHHH romance! If you rent this bring your full sense humor Troma wouldn't have it anyways. Good boys.
DOOM GENERATION
This is one of my favorite movies of all time, and I am not gonna review it because I speak of this movie all the time. Let's just say the whole movie is tripping, the whole thing is an acid indused ride. Rose Mcgowan and James Duval star. Rose Mcgowan is hot as hell as the foul mouth Amy and James Duval is not. There is a sword to the wang with gushing blood. The the true cack attack is at the end. Three stoners on a road trip getaway. With all the humor in this movie the director proves he knows how to rip out your nose hairs and make you cry just when you are starting to enjoy yourself. You will laugh and a second later you will be white with shock. I shall speak no more but know I endorse this movie to EVERYONE. But again open mind only, this movie crosses the line, steps back and jumps over it again. Through this whole movie just keep in mind (SPOILER) machette to the dick and shoved back in his own mouth till he chokes on it. There are many movies that shock worse and many more that do more damage to the wang, but this is my favoirte cock shocker movie. Not because of the wang chung but because this movie is fasinating all around. Maybe I need to seek professional help.
DAMN maybe this WHOLE article is proof I need help.
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