Q & A
Q: How old are you and your...ummm...whatever?"
A: Well, I'm 21 years old, and my fiancee is 34, although he'll
be 35 very soon!!
Q: "What grade are you fuckers in?"
A: Well, I'm a sophomore in college, and my honey
has been out of school for quite some time now!!
Q: "I wonder if the blessed event has already taken place?"
A: No, not yet...probably late april to early may.
Q: "Did you know you made the losers.org list?!?! "
A: Yep!! I'm strangely proud of my 2L status, although I wish I was
at least 3 or 4 so that I could compete with a friend of mine!
Maybe if enough of you e-mailed saying that I should be bumped to
five?! :)
Q: "Instead of asking us to give your cursed-for-life son
a middle name, why don't you and your husband do humanity a
favor and sterilize yourselves and save people the agony of having
to choose a middle name for your daughter Atria or your other son
Cloverleaf On-ramp?"
A: Well, we haven't even had the first one, so let's ot talk
about any future children yet...Although Atria is a beautiful name!
(i'm not too sure about On-ramp though...it doesn't have a nice ring
to it)
Q: "By the way, are you white trash? "
A: Well, what do you consider white trash? Most people I know
consider white trash anybody from Texas, which I am definitly not!
Maybe could you give me a more clear definition of white trash please?
Q: "r u fuckin idiots?"
A: Maybe, but definitly not idiot enough to spell "r u" :)
Q: "This has GOT to be a joke... right?"
A: I'm sorry, but if I wanted to start a website purely
devoted to upsetting people I would choose something a lot more
controversial like women who enjoy abortion or something
hideous like that!
Well, that was a lot of fun! If any more interesting questions come my
way I'll be sure to answer them!!
