Pig-A-Licious Poems!Her are some poems that I wrote. They are pretty funny. Note: I'm a big fan of Survivor, and I DON'T hate Colby or Tina, but I wanted to make the poem funny. Also some lines in the poem may be exagerated a bit. please do not copy them they took me a long time to make and i might get them published.
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Colby and Tina
Colby and Tina are out on a date. They knew this would happen, its part of fate. Colby has broken up with Jerri. Because she is so mean and hairy. Tina has cheated on her spouse. She must keep this quiet, just like a mouse. Tina is rich, Colby is poor. But still their hearts will continue to soar. Tina does not know what is to come. Colby wants HER MILLION, the bum. Tina is now in such a flap. She does what she can, she gives Colby a slap. Colby does not know what to do. So he cries, boo hoo hoo. |
Colby and Tina 2
Colby is sorry for being so bad. Tina accepts it, she couldn't stay mad. Tina has filed for a divorce. Colby is single, we know that of course. Now Colby and Tina are madly in love. They go together like peace and a dove. The one day Colby brings Tina a rose. He flashes his smile as he begins to propose. Tina says, "YES! Our love is so true!" the next thing she knows she is saying, "I do." Now Colby and Tina are on their honeymoon. They sunbathe and swim at a Hawaiian lagoon. As they return home they remember the fun. That they had in the paradise under the sun. |
