Hill in her quest to leave the White House for the Hill has massed, according to reports in the Establishment Press $30 billion dollar campaign chest to fight an unknown opponent.

This is the highest price paid for a Senate seat in the history of the US Senate. Certainly the Hill will receive the Hill deserving of the title "Madam of the Big House."

Meanwhile Hill's campaign has not been without its burdens on bustling New York City.

As Red sympathizers open their wallets for the First Madam, Feds continue to pour FBI and secret service into the up-Hill battle. "If they put another G-Man behind the G-string girl Manhattan Island might sink," locals have been quoted as saying.

Even so the hardy folk of New York blase as they are to all manner of inconvenience report they are tiring of the ever increasing police check points on the streets.

"They act like they expect the French Revolution!" locals snicker as plants stopped at the check point orate praises of the protection heightened surveillance brings.

Could Hill be the American Austrian?

"Holy Hillery!"

Arabs Counter-Attack: US Ship sunk

A US Navy ship was sunk off a Yemeni harbor in an apparant counter-attack by Arabs. The Establishment press reports few casualties, but it is believed all hands were lost. Despite claims of all sorts of sophisticated surveillance equipment in possession of US forces, an Arab Tug pulled alongside the USN vessel and blew it to pieces. Will this lead to the 4th or 5th war of this administration?

Meally mouthed Texas Governor GW Bousch was hardly tall in the saddle when he traded patty-cake with Al Gore in an uninspiring debate, arguing which of the two would best carry out President Clinton's works.

With "this" and "that" as the major party candidates, informed observers now fear that the white house would remain a cat-house.

Opposition candidate Patrick Buchanan put forward his first TV advertisement, advocating an English only Law to stem the tide of cultural fragmentation.

It was good Mr Buchanan was not included in the debate. "This" and "That" might have been required to speak to an issue other than how much they like Bubba Bill.

Following our host'sAngelfire.com's rule change, The RPPS revised its non-Angelfire.com sites to conform to a new dictat that images from Angelfire.com sites may not be linked on other servers.

Regrettable most of the RPPS images were moved to bolt.com.

Bolt has relocated its member pages. This means that an "X" may appear instead of the picture. Thus on RPPS' Arthurian Report an "X" appears instead of the Arthurian court.

The revision of off-Angelfire Soc-Webb sites will shortly begin.

As usual Bill Loeppky the witty, hard hitting editor of the Internet's leading literary Ezine THE INDITER previously named Prince Regent of the RPPS in Canada and beleaguered philosopher of 1999 and who was granted the high and extraordinary degree Doctor of Fullosophical Studies and whose efforts won him the acclaim of the famed Bibliotek Nationale du Canada is enjoying American politics from a distance with publishing several satirical repartees in the renowned Inditer .

The Inditer and Dr Bill live up to the societal command to exalt the mundane and demystify the sublime.

But can Bill explain why the Hockey Hall of Fame is the Hall of Fame in English and "The Temple of The Renowned" in French?

The Alcoa plant in North Carolina has struck the Rebel Colors to the consternation of the entire Southland. According to news from the Carolinas, Alcoa management will not allow the Red-White and Blue saltaire cross to be displayed on vehicles entering its property. Union officials at the affected plants accuse management of enacting rules to forster unrest.

1. Don Grant Deman: Harpie Prequel:

   Grant Deman of Royston, BC who recently emerged in the art of the nightmarish tale has reached a new height with his eerie bird pouncing from on high in Harpie Pre-Quel.

   Everytime Grant DeMan The Canadian O'Henry puts out a new piece, we suffer not a sense of disappointment over coming to the end of a marvelous story but the expectation that from far up in the Canadian tundra, the nationally recognised Inditer.com will send us an even better one.

   The humble pages of Inditer dot com edited by Bill Loeppkey, have again in their good grace graced us with Don Grant Deman's latest work Harpie Pre-Quel, as a powerful introduction to the Harpie legend with all its shades of Poe's horror, O'Henry's irony and Hichcock's moralism. This is a splended piece of work, a morality without a sermon, well worth reading.

   Read Harpie Pre-Quel now on Inditer.com

   With typical modesty Don Grant Deman replies: To be the Canadian Chocolate bar or to just have the muchies!

2. Editors Choice: THE RPPS Goes Looks for a Chilly Mystery

   The Pumpkin Papers

   This is the RPPS October-Holloween Special and as the leaves are falling we should be out raking or at least curling up with a good book--- preferably a mystery.

   Recently I've taken my browsing to "Odd-Jobs," a junk store created by the consolidation and franchising out of junk merchants "Odd-Lots" and "Job-Lots" of New York City.

   Many interesting Titles which did not sell at more sophisticated markets land on Odd-Job's dusty shelves at fractions of their original price.

   There I found unloved and up for sale Peter Benchley's Great White Shark at $1.99. ($2.50 Can). For 16 bits, what a bargain!

   Benchley is of course the author of JAWS an adventure not quite bordering on the Hemmingway level and a moral paradox with shades of the moral paradoxes pondered by Hendreik Ibsen and Arthur Miller in their versions of An Enemy of the People. But for popular American literature Jaws enjoyed a certain literary superiority above the usual papercovered trash.

   Regretably Great White is the fish that should have gotten away. Benchley posits a sea-creature so mean that only the Nazis could have invented and so ravenous that the monsters of the deep give flight. In engrafting his fish tale onto the tired strands of World War II propaganda yarns, Benchley produced a whale of a tale that even the most ravenous anti-fascist couldn't swallow hook line and sinker.

   The horror in Great White is that it ever floated past The First Reader's Desk.