STEEL TERMINATOR DROID COMMANDMENTS
As an STD you will swear allegiance to everything that is STD.
An STD always holds his fellow STD's in the highest esteem, placing them foremost in importance depending upon their rank, #1 being the most important. The higher your number the less duties you will have to obey, yet the less fullfillment you will get out of your title.
An STD always attends STD events, which may include anything from Love Parades to atomic war (in the name of global peace, ofcourse.)
An STD's strongest weapon is the use of the back end of a rusty spoon. Although the STD warriors now being mechanically concieved hold the highest powers in this regards it is recommended that all STDs have a rusty spoon on them at all times, for we have been told that this is the Iron Destruction Robots biggest fear (via castration... not to mention that they are big phat pussies that wear beavers on their heads.)
An STD will not insult anything that relates to progressive trance, happy hardcore, Abba, or any other crappy music... for it is what ignites our energy supply and makes us the happy little creatures that live amongst mankind.
An STD will not eat any brand of Starburst Candy without a count down from the number 3, and fellow STD's participating in the ritual. Following the chewing of the candy, an STD will put his hands upside down over his face, with their thumb and pointer fingers circling around each eye. This motion is important for it is the trademark action of identification/recognition amongst all STDs worldwide.
As an STD you shall not recognize any higher power then STD #1.
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