| Name of Thing | A Wonderful Description | How much it costs! | SWF! Greatest Hits | Have you ever heard, "I like to eat flesh?!" If you haven't then you are like so totally out of it! Now you can buy all of your favorite SWF! classics including LSD, The Circulartory System, Psycho Santa, and more! You will get so sick of Lisa's voice that you will take the CD and throw it out of the window and then burn any evidence it left behind. But we can guarentee that it will be some.. um interesting entertainment. | A great investment at only $7.00 |
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| SWF!s Greatest Skits | Now you can not only listen to the wonderful songs we sing, you can watch them profesionally performed by the fabulous SWF! acting crew. This video includes the LSD, Christmas, and Romeo + Juliet skits, plus many more, all in thier original entirity. Order your copy today! | A steal at $10.00 |
| SWF! T-Shirts | These high-quality 100% cotton shirts sport the SWF! logo on the back, and your personalized message on the front. Pick from any of the four SWF! colors: Yellow, Red, Blue, and Green. This is the mark of a true SWF! fan. Get one today. Please? | Look at this great value: $7.00! |
| Informative SWF! booklet | Who doesn't like the cheap merchandise? Well, now you can get an incredibly informative SWF! booklet for, you guessed it, a dime!! Now isn't that special? This booklet contains wonderful full color pictures, detailed history of the club, and information on how you might possibly, just maybe, probably not, be able to get in to this high class social scene. | A Nickel |
Have you decided what you are ordering yet? If you order one of everything we might give you a special discount and/or worship you.
