I'd just like to take a minute or two of your time and express my opinion. If you haven't noticed, my email address is posted on the bottom. It specifically states, NO JUNK MAIL. Hence - my reasoning:

Hello, my name is Jacquelyn. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, lack of sexual activity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not sending out 50 billion f*cking forwards sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them, that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with lung cancer brought on by second-hand smoke from the cigarettes smoked by the big bad men who kidnapped her and took pornographic pictures of her for use on their child pornography web site will get 6 fucking cents every time you send the letter.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How f*cking stupid are you? Ooooh, look here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Victoria's Secret model in the catalog! What a bunch of bullshit. So basically, this message is a big F*CK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid forwards. Maybe the evil chainletter leprechauns will come into my bedroom and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 3000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. F*ck them.

If you're going to forward something, at least send something mildly amusing. No more f*cking snowball fights, parachuting cows or f*cking drunken frog fights! I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.

---me.

This is where I have admitted a very very very big problem of mine. It's a secret that I have only told a few people. I'm ready to take on the world.

Thus the reason why I have registered with the GREEN party.

Think you're smart? Here's a little test I made up. Think of it as you will. I call it the Stupidity Test for my own reasons. (you'll find out later)

This isn't something that's very humorous - in fact, I'm quite serious when I say that this is one hell of an essay. I've gotten some really great compliments on it. Who knows, maybe I'll be a writer someday? Screw that! With thanks to Paul, I'll be rising to power throughout the means of domination. Anyway, check this out - I'm sure you can relate to every word written.

This site basically represents my personality. Well, my sick humor I guess you could say. On a more serious note - I'm really really into the whole entire Electronic Music Industry. (meaning trance, techno, housemusic, ambient, acid, industrial, breakbeat, jungle, rave, illbient, etc.) Here are some links to some awesome sites related to this kind of music. Enjoy.

Whether or not you know the difference between dance genres like JUNGLE, TRANCE, HAPPY HARDCORE, and NU SKOOL BREAKS, Netherlander Otto Swertz's THE ELECTRONICA PRIMER is a sound-laden overview of the music's history-a great place for beginners to find out whether their taste runs more acid house or triphop.

Now that you've been initialized into the music, hit HYPERREAL. Probably the Net's oldest and best rave resource, the site started in 1992 as a San Fancisco e-mail list run by Brian Behlendorf, now 27; it currently has nearly 100 mailing lists moderated by and devoted to local partyers worldwide.

The chemistry section leads to the VAULTS OF EROWID, a micro-Yahoo! of drug related information that impressively includes the latest medical studies on the effects of Ecstasy, as well as first-person trip reports from toad venom smokers.

An even better electronic-music-source, though San Franciso-based BETA LOUNGE, which hosts a live netcast every Thursday that showcases famous mix masters from around the world, including Groove Armada, Roni Size, and Mouse on Mars.

Former KROQ programmer Swedish Egil's GROOVE RADIO meanwhile, features well-known dance-club DJs who visit the studio and record exclusive mixes.

And SONICNET, part of MTVi, (no that's not a typo - yes there IS an "i" at the end of that) offers a station guest-DJ'd by the Grammy-Nominated artist Moby - who, instead of picking his fave techno artists, lines up a tribute to influences from Kraftwerk to Crosby, Stills & Nash.

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Hey check the - "Pass This On" tool out. You can pass on this link just by using that form. It would be of great help if you could do this - thanks! =)

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