My philosophy, this page can change your life.

Most things in life are hard to do. Therefore, they are not worth doing. Concentrate on doing a few EASY things, but making out like you've accomplished alot of very big things. You'll feel better about yourself after this.

Being a pessimist is very under-rated. Pessimism is probably the most important thing a person can have, this way you're never disappointed when things go wrong, wich they usually do.

Trying is the first step towards failure. Never try.

Call this an unfair generalistation if you will, but old people are no good at EVERYTHING. Try to cram as much into your life as possible while you're young. Sitting there reading this is a good start.

Death is certain, life is not.

There is a solution to every problem. 9 times out of 10, i've found that that solution is to hide under a pile od coats, and pray that somehow, someway, EVERYTHING will work itself out.