bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so
treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just
for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my
robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your
chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn
into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before
casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast
Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner
ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the
mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning
Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you
are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you
piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain
but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as
flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for
destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The
cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was
cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's
getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't
know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese
schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one,
thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and
kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to
alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly,
it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They
f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than
a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs
around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head.
My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last
thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are
now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the
ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me
show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly,
and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my
robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not
to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more
time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn
you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names
or something
