Person | Word | Answer |
|---|---|---|
| jesse | crenulate | the creamy transubstantiation of wolfgang puck |
| holly | nugacity | the quality of being made of pressed white chicken parts |
| rhys | spatulamancy | the practice of rasing dead spatulas into the realm of the living: in essence creating zombie spatulas |
| jesse | gelogenic | funny, she didn't look drewish |
| jesse | clinchpoop | the game that replaced cow tipping |
| jesse | formication | shape and texture out of wedlock |
| mike | spatulamancy | obsession w/ mixing devices |
| jesse | osculation | like ovulating, but you give birth |
| rhys | PAHA | people after hot ass |
| jesse | ichnite | if a jawa has a cold, he makes this sound |
| jesse | hodmandod | a word you can use to avoid damnation, as opposed to saying "god dammit!" |
| rhys | poonac | an unfortunate condition resulting from when christopher robbin gets drunk |
| jess | splacknuck | spanish black alaskan |
| rhys | nugacity | the tendency of canadians to be total and complete wankers |
| jesse | gelasin | a word constructed with the letters g followed by e followed by l, etc |
| rhys | didunculus | the only living relative of the dodo bird, and it's a lesbian |
| rhys | cockchafer | GPS |
| steven | cockchafer | god fucking christ, all i can think of is obvious jokes in questionable taste and lacking in wit |
| jesse | didunculus | diderot hummunculi |
| rachael | pricket | jeromie |
| mike | cockchafer | a device used to rub chickens the WRONG WAY |
| rhys | winklehawk | german for "choke on dick" |
| rhys | snuttering | sneezing while muttering in russian |
| ??? | paxwax | roman slang for "candles of peace" |
| holly | winklehawk | the little hammers people in cuckoo clocks use to hit each other |
| ??? | ichiboo | ghost with horrible rash |
| rhys | jipijapa | ripping off a japanese man |
| holly | podobromhidrosis | latin for "oh no you di'int!" |
| ??? | snuttering | repeated premature ejaculation |
| jesse | jipijapa | don't trust the fuckin' bean dip |
| jess | vagitis | a form of hazing used on womens' studies majors |
| mike | bezoar | a hybrid between a bee,zebra, and whore. kinda like a pigeon-mat |
| jesse | hackmatack | well, fuckmatuck! so there! |
| rhys | queezmadam | i have no earthly idea, but it sounds dirty! |
| jesse | thenar | remember the noid? he had a hirsute leather freak cousin. like bezoar, yeah... |
| holly | ELMA | 'elp! I'm mind-numbingly anglican! |
| jesse | spong | pong, but, like, with syphylus |
| trish | nuzzer | what chuck's parents use to aid their fucking |
| mike | gelasin | the wiggly-giggly snack from hell! |
| claire | ramfeezled | an immense fright or confusion |
| Jesse | oogonium | Jesus Shitballs! |
| holly | carpopodite | i called the witch-doctor he told me what to do he said ooh eel ooh ah ah bling bling whale-a whale-a bling bling |
| jesse | pricket | wicket's bitchass punk bitch kid-brother |
| jesse | burgonet | reprieve! FUCK |
| jesse | hippiator | a device used to punch holes in a goddamned hippy |
| jesse | cockchafer | yeah,but my balls are relatively unharmed |
| jesse | prickmadam | i would do anything for love but i won't prick madam |
| rachel | zosler | an assistant to the man |
| jesse | splacknuck | been to jersey? |
| jesse | psithurism | fuck, man.umm....fuck...fuck fuck fuck. if only it were ramfeasled |
| jesse | woopknacker | a nocturnal emission set off by the song "whoop, there it is!" |
| jesse | bwlch | i got a w after my b! check my shit out! |
| jesse | flews | this is what it sounds like, when jews fly |
| mike | paradiddle | sexy girls, getting wild-ON CAMERA! |
| jesse | GSA | gubernatorial symbiotic anglo-saxons |
| ??? | finnochio | a scandinavian pasta |
| rhys | ramfeezled | to be swindled out of something. "those damn kids, always ramfeezling my girls!" |
| rhys | penelopize | to take apart and put back together or kill time |
| mike | pricket | a term used in pornographic movies referring to a specific hip movement |
| ??? | psithurism | an orgasm induced by a common model 1 cotton gin |
| holly | levoduction | those air-conditioning vents don't hold themselves up, now do they? |
| rhys | scheneke | the sound made by rapidly withdrawing testicles |
| holly | slatch | how about a nice game of chess? |
| jesse | vagitis | as an anagram: vertically armed glandular itinerant terminally irzled simians |
| rhys | finochio | the balcony of a cukoo clock |
| rhys | haboob | like, when you sneeze, but you lean forward into some lady's tits |
| adam | haboob | british slang for mastectomy(think haypenny) |
| jesse | bisextile | you know, there's just something not right about that linoleum, i can't figure it out. |
| adam | 'slatch | a 16th century term referring to heaven's gate |
| jesse? | carpodite | humans with carp for genitals |
| jess | goozler | the act of guzzling samurai cum |
| nick | penelopize | sodomization of northern asparagus rabbits with a penelope |
| jesse | spraint | long distance service that hurts |
| rhys | lamanac | the dislexic's almanac |
| rhys | IASCB | international association for the society of creamy bitches |
| jesse | curupura | a delicious snacktreat |
| jesse | extispicy | an epiphany in suppository form |
| holly | bisextile | a loom that warps both ways |
| Jesse | tegestologist | a surgeon specializing in the implantation of prosthetic fetuses |
| Jesse | oogonium | the 113th element, discovered in 1983 by egon spangler |
| jess | ichiboo | what happens when your memphis born boyfriend gets chicken pox |
| rhys | carpopodite | a person who likes having sex w/ 12 year old fish |
| rhys | carpopodite | the courtney of goldfish |
| laura | kinephantom | a mild variety of poltergeist |
| rhys | narghile | the word used by subterrainean species of adam's |
| jesse | scrobiculate | to attach wild donkeys to your nipples for hedonistic purposes |
| rhys | oogonium | the inbred brother of cesium we keep locked in the closet |
| adam | willywaw | australian coloquialism for an offsides call during a soccer game |
| jesse | kakamora | when the poo hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's |
| nick | narghile | an unmarried samoan woman |
| holly | didunculus | of or relating to the hindquarters of missy elliot |
| mike | queezmadam | scottish slang for midwife |
| jesse | willywaw | waw your willy |
| jesse | ??? | crotchless panties in detroit (starring lee marvin) |
| adam | ??? | cheek spasms resultant from overzealous spit takes |
| jesse | melanotrichous | dude! a word can... umm.. fuck it! run! |
| holly | golila | little green men that swim in the bloodstreams fo andes mountain goats & eat bacteria |
| jesse | PANA | pedantic analytical hoes, aiight? |
| jesse | paxwax | a pacman ointment |
| jesse | narghile | to avoid being killed by a whirling dirvish |
| holly | hippiator | birkenstocks sizing system |
| holly | pogonotamy | the study of flavor extraction from red teletubbies |
| rachel | spong | a peice of land shaped like a tounge |
| jesse | teegistologist | fuck |
| adam | PPPP | pink paisley penile pokemon |
| jesse | bostruchyzer | the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't have botulism |
| holly | boontling | the unborn child of a funkmaster |
| mike | paha | (yell this) PEOPLE AGAINST HYSTERICAL ACTIVISM! |
| adam | schneke | a device used in subversive lion-taming |
| adam | prickmadam | winston churchill's pet ferret |
| adam | hodmandod | 18th century word for weasel shepherd |
Person | Word | Answer |
|---|---|---|
| Jesse | Pogonotomy | a nautical term for “get you hemmingway on!”(not yiddish) |
| Jesse | Yeevil | The evil zappa |
| Adam | Frantling | gerund term of the verb “frantle”, meaning “to shows off one’s knowledge of grammar by using the word “gerund”. Also, to invite head trauma. |
| Rhys | Pipsissewa | Hopi indian term for “get up outa my kool-aid, bitch!” |
| Jesse | Perwitsky | a nautical term meaning “Fuck!, look out for that squal!” (in yiddish) |
| Rhys | Buzuki | “do you like any Japaneese theatre besides buzuki? Well… noh.” |
| Jesse | buzuki | insert racial /ethnic slur, wit. |
| Rhys | Carlock | a term referring to a specific type of traffic jam. |
| Rhys | Oneiroctiric | A japaneese reviewer of “ah, wilderness” |
| Holly | bignonia | flowering tree native to compton. |
| Jesse | haurient | the noble lawreate that has sex for money. |
| David | ‘bumclock | the time that hoboes were released from drunk tanks during prohibition |
| Holly | Frantling | when searching for tunes on the radio, the act of skipping over the christian rock stations on pure instinct |
| Rachel | bumclock | what I plan to do to mark if he dosen’t start fucking enunciating |
| Jesse | beestings | the thing that fuckin happens when a bee fuckin stings you, you stupid fucker. |
| Jess | beestings | betcha can’t eat just one! |
| Jess | ribzuba | what happened to fred flintstone’s dinosaur |
| Chuck | Yeevil | 1) a town of weevils 2) a very little amount of evil 3) the way drunks spell autoeroticism |
| Jess | Onierocritic | One + the spanish verb ir + o + what roper would be if he didn’t suck ass. |
| Rhys | Elmo Lincoln | front-runner of muppet emancipation, he won the day with his rallying cries of “get that hand outa my ass!” |
| Adam | buzuki | a wee rocket launcher |
| Holly | baldmoney | tupee back |
| Rachel | solidungulate | cathy’s new sexual preference |
| Adam | scurfer | congressional slang for sexually propositioning the custodian responsible for polishing the constitution |
| Rhys | baggywrinkle | shakespearian term for uncircumsized male |
| Jess | baggataway | what a french man says when the bread goes AWOL |
| Jesse | molebut | it’s TUBELOM backwards! |
| Holly | perwitsky | “crunk”, in 1930’s warsaw *
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| Rhys | perwitsky | yiddish term for “per-capita intelligence average” |
| Adam | perwitsky | the only national hockey league player to be banned from the sport for repeatedly high-sticking himself. |
| Rhys | flitch | the anticipation of a bitch-slap |
| Holly | flitch | if tinkerbell ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy |
| Rhys | tangantangan | well, backwards it’s Nagnatnagnat! |
| Holly | yeevil | “don’t touch yit!” |
| Adam | fartlek | the episode of dr. who about the chili cookoff* |
| adam | flitch | blaxploitation remake of the chevy chase film, with pam greer in the title role. |
| Chuck | tangantangan | 2/3 of the original japaneese code word to begin bombing pearl harbor in 1941. However, the japs realized that it was too hard for americans to say and later put in a movie. |
| Rhys | frantling | slang for french midget |
| Holly | chiliad | helen of troy was one hot tamale |
| Rachel | hippiator | why isn’t jesse here, goddamn it! |
| Holly | pipsissewa | coke had the kola nut to lend it legitimacy, but other soft drinks quickly resorted to making shit up. |
| Holly | yeevil | pom squad of the damned |
| Adam | sesquipedalian | a passionate revolution without an ideological leg to stand on* |
| holly | yeevil | cook something for you? |
| Adam | tangantangan | a nigerian instrument made from the bones of twins left out in the jungle to die of exposure*
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| Rhys | patrin | “ooh baby, baby, how was I supposed to knoww, that partin was a wo-rrd!” |
| Jess | slargando | a very slow gondolier operator |
| Jess | molebut | what black men say when the ashtray is full, as in “this can’t hold any molebut” |
| Jesse | frantling | the mewling dissonance made by michael eisner when he opens his mouth. |
| Jess | scurryfunger | what happens when rhys gets drunk, runs around, and hasn’t shaved. |
| Holly | ichneumon | bless you |
| Adam | wongawonga | onomatopoetic term for the unleashing of a fraggle’s genitals |
| ???? | colporteur | france’s only concession to the negro |
| Adam | pipsissewa | I still maintain that “pippi longstockings” was better in the original cherokee |
| Rhys | philtrun | logan’s run for plants |
| Rhys | pogonotomy | italian for “stop poking me” |
| Holly | glip | 1) a guppy on radar 2) when you’re kissing someone + your lipstick gets on they teeth |
| Holly | philtrun | philament trumpadelic |
| Rhys | buzuki | a chest-mounted RPG |
| Adam | slargando | poop |
| Holly | pogonotomy | misdemeanor crime carrying not less than a two-year prison term for the use of obsolete toys for immoral purposes |
| Adam | yeevil | 1) yeevils yorvle but the don’t fall… oh, fuck this. 2) a titillated cotton pest. 3) remember, the one fraggle was named “wembley”? |
| Jesse | baggywrinkle | a gay, surly butler on a popular british sitcom |
| Jesse | prolepsis | on election day, vote “yes!” For lepsis! |
| Jesse | baldachin | a porcelain doll created by tom bombadil |
| Adam | pogonotomy | the practice of exercising one’s rights as a french protestant after drinking gummi berri juice |
| Rhys | carlock | getting married for pink slips |
| Jesse | elmo lincoln | twice the ugly, triple the national divide! |
| Rhys | colporteur | the condition of spontaneously turning into a black man with a trumpet |
| Rhys | ichneumon | akira kurosawa’s brief foray into german propaganda films |
| Holly | rhopalic | to almost, but not quite, secure a steer with a lasso |
| Rhys | sesquipedalian | having sasquatch lineage. Synonym: “sasquatcherdom” |
| Holly | bignonia | queen latifah’s master thesis in playwriting. Excerpt: Tyrone: my mama used to call my girl the big easy. Tamiqua: was she fat & slutty? Tyrone: she had beautiful skin |
| Jesse | pipsissewa | the opposite of bigsissewa! |
| Holly | tangantangan | to attempt to warn one’s companions of an approaching carniverous spider while one’s jaw is unfortunately clenched with slow-acting poision *
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| Rhys | ribzuba | something never seen on markzuba |
| Rhys | hodad | slang for inner-city lesbian parents |
| Rachel | hodad | nikki’s father |
| Jesse | penelopies | pies made out of the fat, dead part of penelope |
| Jesse | tangantangan | “Neverending tang! Woo hoo!!” |
| Jesse | wongawonga | the sound a beautiful, god-fearing nun makes when the sun melts the saline |
| Adam | bignonia | the most coveted country on the board in “unexpurgated risk” new, from parker brothers. |
| Rhys | ribzuba | an anorexic sousaphone |
| Jesse | shazadah | shazam fucks a maharaja |
| Rhys | tangantangan | to bisect a small ghanian community at only one point on it’s perimeter |
| Jesse | philtrun | phil spector’s cheese grater has a name. |
| Holly | sesquipedalian | a really old funny person |
| Chuck | philtrun | the dangly-dongle that you love to fondle* |
| Adam | philtrun | (with accent) what to do with a nascar driver’s charred remains * |
| Jesse | bignonia | what if the ‘g’ is silent? As in binonia. So that sounds like a flower to me. |
| Holly | wongawonga | like tetherball, but with cock. |
Person | Word | Answer |
|---|---|---|
| Rhys | Thenar | A word that saps your every ability to think, kind of like rico's acting. |
| David | Noop | What casey said when Rhys propositioned her. |
| Rhys | Dunch | Hollywood slang for "Let's do lunch" |
| Rhys | Hecklephone | A musical instrument played by jewish women in the market |
| David | I.A.S.C.B | I'm A Seriously Cracked-out Bitch |
| Rachel | I.A.S.C.B | Igloos Are Such Cold Buildings! |
| Shane | Plimsoll | 001011001011000101001010111001101 |
| Shane | Plimsoll | This game sucks |
| Whit(ney) | I.A.S.C.B | International Association of Schizophrenic Caucasian Boxers |
| Rhys | N.A.M.S.C | Naturally, All Men Shoot Canadians. |
| David | N.A.M.S.C | North American Man-Stallion Coitus |
| Rhys | N.A.M.S.C | Not Aneorexic, Man! Says Casey |
| Rachel | Fattikows | Your mom |
| David | Scarpology | When scar pleaded with simba for his life while hanging from pride rock |
| Annie | Aurochs | going crazy. usage: " I'm goin aurochs tonight, Baby! get out the plunger!" |
| Rhys | Aurochs | Slang for an Australian Eunuch |
| Rhys | Noop | How the sweedish chef says no |
| Rhys | Fattikows | If you got a four year old drunk and asked him to pronounce "Atticus Finch" |
| Chuck | Rhabdomantist | Thug code for mugging a dude. usage: " you sizzle, son, weez gona rhabdomantist oca there" |
| Whit(ney) | Noop | Joanna drunk, trying to say "nope" |
| Rachel | Plimsoll | how you describe someone who eats food but not regularly adn believes they're well nourished, like annie or casey. crackers aren't really food. |
| Zech | Aurochs | A terrible beast only seen by psychos and strange hippy people tripping on acid. |
| David | Brills | the short hairs that women use to control men |
| Rachel | Zills | an exclamation of suprise commonly heard on scooby doo after that fucker scrappy joined the gang, what an annoying little bitch. |
| Rachel | Noop | The name snoop's nephews gave him as infants- unky noop. |
| Rachel | Jubate | I saw Jubate... shakin dat ass... shakin dat ass... |
| Rhys | Jubate | Very Hairy |
| Whit(ney) | Noop | a Co-op that failed |
| Jesse(via cell phone) | Whisterpoop | What happens when Ben Williams takes a shit |
| Rhys | Titzu | Like kudzu, but Much more fun to play with. |
| Rachel | Raskolniki | if we were in the ghetto, and david was making out with nikki then the neighbors would say it like this- "rae's gonna kill niki" or raskolniki (make sure you say it fast and ghetto) |
| annie | titzu | a petting zoo for tits |
| David | Thrunter | When a norse prisoner would take a "bitch" |
| Rachel | Zoosemiotics | snoop dogg pardoning himself after a sneeze |
| David | Whisterpoop | what Queen Elizabeth II named her first bathroom visit of the day... or her new name for prince harry. |
| Rhys | Cartophily | a truckload of cream cheese |
| Jesse | hectocotylus | the part of the brain that controls a person's heckling abilities. |
| David | Plimsoll | a hairpiece for a "special" place. see also merkin. |
| Rachel | Thrunter | someone who always grunts alot and throws things, like if they are stage managing and james keeps asking for help w/ stuff. |
| Joanna | Hectocotylus | the Latin word for what charlie was saying about the lesbian porn and the tounges and the down there |
| Rhys | Plimsoll | I dunno, but it sounds gay! (and by gay, i mean "Takes it up the butt") |
| Rhys | Plimsoll | a device used to shoot cherry pits at the asses of fat people |
| Annie | trisaidekaphobia | a phobia of triskets-esp. the flavored ones which give you gas. |
| Rhys | Stritch | When you lean back to yawn, but get bitch-slapped instead (demonstrated on jesse) |
| Rachel | Stritch | Kind of like a bitch, but somone who leaves balderdash for the shield |
| David | Stritch | a new word that rachel uses to sound cool. Rachel, quit tryin to make stritch happen. |
| David | P.T.O.S | Petrified Tower OF Shit. |
| Caleb | Staupings | A german phrase for intermissions during intercourse |
| Joanna | Olecranon | Old Crayon? Fuckin old crayon? Fuckin old southern crayon? yeah. |
| Rhys | Scheitelwert | Very drunk polish term(<-redundant) meaning "this is acceptable bedding" |
| Rachel | Rhabdomantist | the hybrind dinosaur that will finally kill off Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park IV, even though his character should have fuckin died in the first one. |
| Rhys | Tarantism | I dunno, but Uma's got it. |
| Rhys | Tarantism | A condition of suddenly fuckin turnin into fuckin Quentin fuckin Tarantino, fucker. |
| David | P.T.O.S | Putting Turtles On Stilts |
| Rachel | Gobang | just don't let jess cut your hair |
| Rhys | Dunch | A wad of cloth used to simulate an ass on really skinny people (ie: james) |
| David | Scheitelwert | Jews got funny words |
| Joanna | Dunch | When Judy Dench stops acting |
| Rachel | Rotasism | the scientific term for desiring to have a career as an actor and therefore believing that world rotates around you. ie: james |
| Rachel | Dunch | The meal we eat before call. |
| Rhys | S.P.S.C | Spork Protection and Support Coalition |
| Rhys | Noop | Wall 'o shame, Wall 'o fuckin shame! |
| David | G.I.M.P.Y | Girls In Moist Panties... Yeah. |
| Steven | G.I.M.P.Y | Get In My Purple Yak |
| Steven | S.P.S.C | Special People for Special Criminals |
| Rhys | S.P.S.C | Spock Sucks Cock |
| David | G.I.M.P.Y | Going In My Purple Yarmulke |
| Rhys | G.I.M.P.Y | Got an Immense Midget Pregnant, Yowza! |
| David | Gobang | The name for a quicky in bangkok " five dollar, we gobang" |
| David | Jumart | we've got jews at rock bottom prices! fat jews! skinny jews! hacidic! reformed! we've got it all! |
| Rhys | Jumart | Our prices are in yiddish! shop jew, shop jumart! |
| Rhys | Jumart | Like MARTA, but bombed a whole lot more. |
| David | Staupings | The fun things that people with no limbs add ot the end of their nubs. |
| Rachel | Jumart | Zech, why is your nose SO big? |
| Rachel | Staupings | what casey and andrew's children will wear on their heads to try and keep them from becoming gigantic |
| David | Cartophily | Milo thatch's profession- understanding ancient languages AND maps |
| Rachel | Alactaga | Joanna is so drunk she thought this movie starred John Travolta |
| Caleb | Staupings | When hitler meets willy wonka "The burning corpses keep on poppings, and they show no signs of staupings" |
| Rhys | Cartophily | To behave as a mapmaker |
| Whit(ney) | Scarpology | the technical term for midgets who are mentally disturbed because of their height |
| Rhys | P.T.O.S | Please Toss Our Salad |
| Rachel | Thenar | a czech garmet used to protect.... well, lets hope for Jesse's sake that they come in a ten-foor variety. |
| Rhys | Alactaga | Genteel southern aphorism for "i'd like to go" |
| Whit(ney) | Scheitelwert | the name of Hitler's summer home |
| Joanna | P.T.O.S | Primates Terrorizing Oversized Security guards |
| Kat | Curupura | A monkey with pants. "All the other animals are jealous". "Dude, i want pants" |
| Jesse | Curupura | a Baffling, Dangerously stupid word |
| Chuck | Hectocotylus | daivd, you may want to cross your legs, your hectocotylus is hanging out and rachel is starting to drool. |
| Chuck | glip | Those silly chineese. they can't talk english good. like this one time, i was totally reading the credits to return of the king, and this asian dude yelled, "thas my blutha! he the dolly glip!"* * i do suck, but not like the one who owes me $6 |
| Jesse | Glip | the forearm of a hirsute latino leather freak and something-or-other ashanti/down there/mark at a party, etc, |
| chuck | Curupura | whta chuck nicknamed caesar. Jesse, you own me six dollars worth of tribute. Hail mighty Curupura! |
| Joanna | G.I.M.P.Y | Growing Improving Mature Puppy of the Year (actual) |
| Rhys | Zills | Snoop dogg... Yadda Yadda Yadda... something funny. |
| Rachel | G.I.M.P.Y | Matt During Electra |
| Rhys | Staupings | Crimes committed in New York by Teeming Hordes fo Middle aged jewish drag queens |
| Chuck | Fliting | Jesse, you obviously don’t read enough porn. fliting is the thing lesbians do with their tounges. those bitches go to TOWN! |
| Rhys | Lychnobite | Mark at a party |
| chuck | Farkleberry | Nabisco’s short-lived cereal. much like crappleberry and dingle-crunch. |
| Jess | Ushabti | what happens when you try to tell ashanti to shut the fuck for hours, after awhile all you can scream is USHABTI! |
| Jesse | Farkleberry | The snozberries taste like snozberries! the farkleberries…oh god… no… the horror… the horror… |
| Kat | Lychnobite | Kat’s response to mark at a party |
| Jess | Rhabdomantist | I gonna go shadrack on yo’ ass! |
| Rhys | Lychnobite | Step three of “how to give head” |
| Rhys | Lychnobite | David Lynch in his larval state |
| Jesse | Lychnobite | it’s just not easy trying to come up with a joke about david lynch. |
| Jesse | Jaborandi | the sequel to jumanji where robin williams and the kids meet again, with a deck of cards, a bottle of rum, and a giant, fuck-off rhino. |
| David | Dunch | “Donkey-punch” shortened for online chatting vocab. |
| David | Twitchel | folk slang for a doctor’s reflex hammer |
| Jesse | Twitchel | the plastic genitals on european barbir dolls |
| Rhys | Hectocotylus | an aincent mayan city where hecate got FUUCKED up, dude! |
| Rhys | Agropelter | one who hits other people with mechanized agriculture |
| Rachel | lychnobite | there is no point. I shall call out for jesse: “Where are you, no cock? make with laughter!” |
| Rhys | squallop | a conviently packaged, single-serving portion of new, low-carbohydrate squall! |
| David | Zills | German windown sills |
| Rhys | Coxopodite | a person attracted to very small rowers. (yup… nothin) |
| Jesse | Tarantism | When Quentin Tarantino gives off a nocturnal emmission (also called “from dusk till dawn”) |
| Rhys | Bostruchyzer | I dunno, but I bet it chafes! |
| David | Hecklephone | Persephone’s really bitchy sister, the one hades wouldn’t fuck. (see: laura) |
| Rhys | Hecklephone | (423)315-0578 |
| Rhys | coxopodite | To expedite the cock. * still got nuthin. |
| chuck | lychnobite | often whispered in fits of passion: “lychnobite! bite it like a little diseased monkey!” |
| David | Zoosemiotics | The mating habits of dr. seuss characters |
| Rachel | Sniggle | Snoop Dogg’s laundry detergent |
| Rachel | Titzu | what Rhys decided to name his hairstyle, apparently eegon was offending him. |
| Chuck | Trisadekaphobia | the fear of shane’s shirt. fuck! that thing is red! |
| Rachel | Crenulate | how casey reacts when you say “moist panties” |
| Shane | Olecranon | Fuck Charlie. this shirt is the shit. |
| Shane | Titzu | kind of like a shitzu, but trippin’ |
| david | zills | some stupid jewish thing. fuck charlie. |
| Rhys | trisadekaphobia | a severely irrational fear of extremely hard to pronounce words. |
| David | Sniggle | No fucking wayi know what this means |
| Rhys | Sniggle | What the fuck? did snoop dogg write this game? |
| david | Bissextile | Mark at a party |
| Rhys | Zobo | Zombie hobos, run!! |
| Jesse | Ushabti | I didn’t know ashanti had a brother |
| Kat | Ushabti | ::scene:: ring ring kat: “hello?” stuffy nose voice: hey kat, it’s ushabti” ::/scene:: |
| Joanna | cartophilly | a catastrophe concerning philadelphia |
| Joanna | Witchetty | Suzanne before a show, or all the damn time. |
| Annie | T.B.O.A | To Bite Of Ass |
| ??? | T.B.O.A | To Be On Acid |
| ??? | T.B.O.A | Traveling between orangatang anuses |
| Rachel | Fliting | the opposite of “Schwing!” (like when you see mikah and your balls retract) |
| Jesse | squallop | A really big dollop of daisy. basically covering your nachos in a gallon of fuckin’ sour cream. |
| Rachel | Jaborandi | Jar-Jar’s love child with samuel L. Jackson. “Yousa people gonna die- motherfucker! |
| Rhys | Twitchel | what I will name my kid if he has T.S. |
| Zech | T.B.O.A | Toddlers Burned On Accident |
| Jesse | Bertholetia | the world’s least popular baby name |
| Rachel | bissextile | what laron really is- he will fuck anyone. |
| Rhys | Zoosemiotics | a method of exercise for zoobles |
| rachel | bertholetia | what brecht’s parents were going to name him if he was born a female. |
| Rachel | Squallop | The name given to the largest type of gourd grown in the shire. |
| Whit(ney) | Fattikows | a batik painting of fat jewish women |
| Rhys | T.B.O.A | Tasty Bitches Of America. oh yeah! |
| David | An old Masai mating ritual in which the man throws produce at the woman… before he fucks her. | |
| Rhys | G.I.M.P.Y | Get In My Pinto! Yearly ™ |
| Rhys | G.I.M.P.Y | Generally Identifiable Midget Penis, Yo! |
| Chuck | Squallop | a stank ho (dyslexic form of “Trollop”) |
Person | Word | Answer |
|---|---|---|
| Tim | Skogbolite | to fuck lightly,
softly, while in london. |
| jesse | skogbolite | Yeah, there were
lesbians in Star Wars. In the first draft... |
| Rhys | I.A.W.P.R | Into Axis Warsaw
Poured Russians |
| David | I.A.W.P.R | I Was Alwyas
Painting w/ Ragu |
| Rhys | I.A.W.P.R | Into A Wall, Pete
Ran |
| Jesse | R.I.H.S | Rhys' Itinerant
Hospitable Sluts |
| ??? | I.A.W.P.R | Interlochen Academy
of Western Panty Raiding |
| Tim | S.P.A.B | Send Probes Around
Butts |
| Chuck | I.A.W.P.R | I Am White,
Please Represent. |
| Chuck | I.A.W.P.R | Irish Assholes
With Pretty rifles |
| Chuck | Horbgorble | the thrid
reddinbacher |
| Chuck | Horbgorble | take those
goddamn marbles out of your mouth, your popeness |
| david | tatouay | the new word for
girl-on-girl action, the "tatou" way |
| Jesse | R.I.H.S | Rabid Inbread
Hispanic Sychophants |
| Jesse | R.I.H.S | Raccoon In His Sock
|
| chuck | Tatouay | Fonzie's ink |
| Chuck | R.I.H.S | Rectal Instruments
Heated Slowly |
| Chuck | R.I.H.S | Rhys Is Hairy
Snoochie-boochies |
| David | Winklehawk | Henry winklers
money situation after the happy days gravy train dried up |
| brad | mohoohoo | what santa says
when he wants more hookers |
| Rhys | shittah | like shazam!, but
with IBS. aka. fussy-butt disorder |
| Rachel | Mohoohoo | why tim is on te
phone with john, he needs mohoohoo |
| Chuck | mohoohoo | what comes out of
a 4 year old, i don't even know what the fuck that means |
| Jess | Mohoohoo | what snoop Dogg
says when he wants more of his favorite chocolate beverage |
| chuck | mohoohoo | Brazillian style hot
carls |
| Jesse | Mohoohoo | MoQueeshlay's
vagina |
| Rhys | S.P.A.B | Simple Puns Are
Breast |
| rhys | mohoohoo | slang for "i Want
to have sex with you again"- gimme mohoohoo |
| Rhys | mohoohoo | I saw the
witchdoctor... |
| David | tantony | like a hot carl,
but you're eating a pizza too |
| Jesse | tantony | the new soda with
the great taste of ants! |
| Tim | Tantony | tony danza's rather
attractive tan |
| Chuck | tantony | a sexual manuver
performed by placing the winklehawk in jesse's hair. it was pioneered by Tony Moyer, and atlanta-based
hick. because of his farmer's tan, he called it the tan-tony. (shoot me now) |
| Rhys | Flart | Farting off-key |
| Rhys | Flart | a really bad way to
try and pick up women |
| David | Flart | a new form of
self-propulsion... just imagine it |
| Rhys | tatouay | a planet in Star
Wars that has hot russian lesbian bitches on it. |
| Rhys | S.P.A.B | somone punted a
bear |
| Rhys | Trochomancy | The dark art of looking after the master's place while he is away |
| Rhys | s.P.A.B | sombody point at
boobies! |
| Jesse | S.P.A.B | Secret police are
blowing me |
| rhys | skogbolite | (point to jesse's
penis) ... Yeah... |
| Jesse | Tatouay | Oh BALLS... no one
says anything that even sounds like that- not even the chineese |
| Jesse | Horbgorble | loudly screaming
horticulture! while giving head (demonstrated on chuck) |
| david | trochomancy | some kind of
crazy science/magic shit... bitches. |
| Rhys | Trochomancy | Necromancy in
the tropic of capricorn. |
| Rhys | kakkerlak | what melanie did
to adam for 6 months after they broke up |
| Rachel | trochomancy | telling
fortunes by observing tire tracks (actual) - like that chick in my cousin vinny |
| Rhys | I.A.W.P.R | Igor's Ass Was
Pretty Raunchy |
| David | R.I.H.S | Rhys Investigates
His Seminal Vesicles |
| Rhys | R.I.H.S | Retarded, Inbred,
Hick... Synonyms? |
| JEss | R.I.H.S | Really Interesting
hemorrhoid spotters |
| Rhys | R.I.H.S | Raping Inept
Hispanic Seniors |
| ??? | Deltiologist | A person who
studies the "whoever smelt it delt it" theory. |
| Jesse | S.P.A.B | Somone Put out for
a bitch |
| Chuck | O.G.D.A | Orphans going Down
Aggressively |
| David | Antigropelos | Greek city
with lots of gay sex. wait, just "Greek City" will do. |
| Jesse | S.P.A.B | Sporty People Are
Boring |
| David | Zoster | Gozer's eurotrash
friend who was holding up the keymaster and some shitty rave and allowed the ghostbusters to foil
gozer's plan |
| Jesse | Zoster | a Jewish Sneeze.
they're different |
| Chuck | Trochomancy | You're going
to think i'm tom clancy, 'kuz im usin big words like trochomancy. -snoop dogg |
| David | O.G.D.A | Only Greek Dicks
Allowed |
| Jesse | S.P.A.B | Sleep Powerfully at
Bubba-ho-tep's |
| Rhys | R.I.H.S | NOT how you
spell my name |
| Chuck | Winklehawk | an advocate for
the rights of fuzzy warbles (slogan: tippecanoe and ball-taps suck!) |
| Jesse | O.G.D.A | Oh Great, Directors
Guild Again |
| Rhys | O.G.D.A | Oh GOD! David's ASS!
(he was standing right in front of me) |
| Chuck | Winklehawk | Janice gazed at
henry's winklehawk. "what lovely...feathers", she said. "thank you, i only feed it the best feed."
Janice lifted the leg on henry's winklehawk and screamed "Oh! what a lovely tea party!" |
| Rhys | Horbgorble | how the sweedish
pronounces hobgoblins, and it rhymes with Fish Picker! |
| Rhys | Horbgorble | That dress looks
great on you,what do you do with those horbgorbles? |
| Rhys | O.G.D.A | orangutangs genitals
delivered anally |
| Rhys | Tatouay | a new spray that
gets rid of annoying midget butlers |
| Rhys | O.G.D.A | Owning Ghandi's
dumb ass |
| Rhys | O.G.D.A | old Golden Dildo
Army |
| chuck | S.P.A.B | Seriously
Peripatetic Armadillo Batch |
| Rhys | antigropellos | if you were
to ask Mike Hanrahan, he would say they were pillows that never got any bigger. |
| chuck | antigropelos | a device for
preventing clammy underware. it involves caulk. |
| tim | R.I.H.S | Rhys Is Hot Shit |
| Casey | kakkerlak | they come of
yaks. |
| Rhys | Tantony | that really funny
episode of "who's the boss" where he took a bunch of quaaludes and passed out on the bitch |
| Jacob | Kakkerlak | the binary choice
given to david when he tried to get out of prison |
| chuck | R.I.H.S | Really Ironic
Hitler Sightings |
| Brad | Flart | the act of
participating in sexually playful conversation while expelling gas from the rectal region |
| Jesse | O.G.D.A | Obviously, god Did
not like apples |
| Chuck | S.P.A.B | SOme People Are
Bastards |
| Chuck | S.P.A.B | Some Pissed-off
American's Bullshit |
| Rhys | Horbgorble | To wander about
aimlessly (actual) - much like the plot of a movie with a similar name |
| Chuck | Antigropelos | the object
protecting cofer's batch at this very moment. the anti-grope-pillow. |
| Jess | Shittah | what "oops, i did it
again" is really about |
| Chuck | Shittah | ann frank's
tattle-tail cousin Shittah frank. what a little fucker. |
| Chuck | Shittah | about that ann
frank thing... what? too soon? |
| Jess | Flart | Rhys...tacos...beer...women |
| tim | flart | an inebriated floozie
w/ a heart of gold and a love for flagalant art pieces |
| Rhys | antigropellos | the new
breakfast cereal that makes you keep your goddamn hands to yourself |
| Jess | S.P.A.B | Silly Putty and
Babies |
| Rhys | Shittah | the pronunciation of
south park's new character "shitty" |
| chuck | B.F.J.S.C | Big Fat Jews
Screwing Christians |
| Jess | S.P.A.B | Sorry People...
About Bush |
| Rhys | b.F.J.S.c | Big Fuckin Jugs,
South Carolina |
| Chuck | B.F.J.S.C | Blacks For
Justice, Social Equality, and Cornbread |
| Chuck | B.F.J.S.C | By Friday, Jesse
Salts Crotch |
| Chuck | S.P.A.B | Spanish Prostitutes
Are Best |
| Jesse | Shittah | The complete desert
of shit next to the sahara |
| Chuck | Kakkerlack | slang for "fuck
me, ron jeremy is dancing again" |
| Chuck | Deltiologist | a proctologist
that actually reaches your teeth |
| Rhys | Deltiologist | a sociologist
specializing in gate crashing alplha delta theta parties. why? we don't know. |
| David | Zugzwang | the swahili
equivalent of "schwing!" |
| Jesse | B.F.J.S.C | but fiber just
so fucking makes you crap! |
| Jess | B.F.J.S.C | Bet you five jesse
sucks cock! |
| JEsse | Flart | Point and laugh at
everyone! this has been a stage direction. |
| rhys | flart | Scottish slang for
flat-chested "'aye, that lass be really flart!" |
| Chuck | tatouay | the ten foot tall
black cousin of caesar |
| RHys | Kakkerlak | when spaniels get
married |
| Jesse | B.F.J.S.C | Bad Fucking
Jewish-Sodden Charlie |
| Rhys | B.F.J.S.C | Best Friends Just
Steal Cheese |
| Rhys | B.F.J.S.C | Big Fucking
Jocular Stunt COck |
| Rhys | B.F.J.S.C | Brenda Found Jesse
Slightly Chafed |
| Jesse | B.F.J.S.C | Before Fred Jerks
off Sarah Jessica Parker Comes. |
Person | Word | Answer |
|---|---|---|
| Jesse | Dunch | I SAY TIMO MAASSS IS FUCKING DUNCH!!! |
| Rhys | Dunch | The not so popular sport of doucing whilst at lunch |
| David | BunjiBunji | I love two dotted letters right next to each other. |
| David | N.G.P.P | Nobody's Gonna Pop my Pastor. |
| Chuck | W.I.T | Walton's Iced Testicles (if you like spinach, you'll love walton's, Bitch!) |
| Rhys | W.I.T | Whiny Introspective Techno |
| Jesse | W.I.T | Wallowing In Tits |
| Jesse | Sklodowskite | Sklodows, brother of kodos, and his magic slippery kite |
| ??? | S.M.F.W | Sometimes Mother Fucking is Wrong |
| Rhys | S.M.F.W | 'Smoove Must Find Women |
| Jesse | W.I.T | Where Is The Butter? |
| Rachel | Sklodowskite | Plese Jesse, teach us how to talk foreign. |
| David | Enterolith | The way Jesse says "Enter a list" ha ha... lisp. |
| Rhys | Enterolith | Well, if "Olith" was a really hot guy... (look at Jesse for a really long time) |
| Jesse | Enterolith | When a whispy, lispy, gay, occiental, brazaly, funny, oh-so-witty elevator man beckons you inside his elevator |
| Jesse | W.I.T | Wicket's Itchy Teabag |
| Jesse | Scheitelwert | The opposite of zeitgeist |
| Rachel | I'll Kill you | What Jesse says to charlie every single day without fail |
| Rhys | Glossanthrax | When matte anthrax just won't do! |
| Jesse | Bunji Bunji | 2nd cousin to the Donkey Punch, this is what happens when you fuck Benji in the ass! |
| David | C.D.F.C | Chrome Dildos Feel Cold |
| Chuck | N.G.P.P | Commonly heard phrase from Jesse in Europe, while speaking to male prostitutes. "Not Gonna Pay, Pussy!" |
| Rhys | Sklowowskite | Fuckin Polish. |
| Jesse | N.G.P.P | Non-sequitors Give me Priceless Punchlines |
| Jesse | C.D.F.C | Center For Fuckin Disease Control... oh... wait a sec. |
| Rhys | C.D.F.C | Chuck Digs Fucking Chuck |
| Rhys | Karawatoniga | What happens if you get Jesse drunk and ask him to say "Karen Went to Nigeria" |
| Rachel | BunjiBunji | Jawa word for "The first movie sucked, except for the part with us" |
| Chuck | S.M.F.W | Sado-masochistic Formal Wear |
| David | C.D.F.C | Count Dracula Fan Club |
| Rhys | N.G.P.P | Nobody Gets the Pink Panther |
| Sean | Splacknuck | When a pre-pubescent boy's high dive goes horribly wrong |
| Sean | Paradiddle | My mom caught me "paradiddling" the dog under the table at thanksgiving dinner |
| Rhys | Paradiddle | A fairy tale whose moral is to go out and get laid |
| wtf? | wtf? | (this was the only thing on the card) - midgets making whoopie with a large breast moose in a dark cave while being filmed by goth chicks. |
| ??? | paradiddle | Half-involved foreplay |
| Rhys | Zoutch | Something Scrappy-doo said... god i hate that little fucker. |
| Nooch (chuck) | Sklodowskite | Jesse's dangly bits. *say with southern accent* "Boy, Jesse's Sklodowskites are hangin real low today." |
| Rhys | O.G.D.A | Oh God! Directors Guild Again? |
| Rhys | Nyctobadia | what ash mispronounced to raise the dead |
| Sean | C.C.G.A | Christian Coalition for Glib Assholes |
| Rhys | C.C.G.A | Camel Cunnilingus Givers Association |
| Sean | Scurryfunger | A redneck describing a pivotal scene in E.T |
| Rhys | Baronduki | Let's just say he wasn't known for his hygine. |
Person | Word | Answer |
|---|---|---|
| Jesse | Omphaloskepsis | Oompa Loompa Gonahrea, if you treated, you will not lose your dick. |
| Jesse | Dronkship | There be bitches on the starship voyager, oh yeah, im the drunk dyke captian. yeah, she was a dyke. |
| Jesse | Carriwitchet | the act of slowly roasting a withc in Carrie Fisher's Fondue Recipie |
| Jesse | spitchock | The guy who directed "Dial M for Pussy" |
| Holly | Carriwitchet | You've heard the phrase "cold as a witches tit"? like that only "drunk as..." and abbreviated |
| Chuck | spitchock | like a money shot, but in reverse |
| Alex | alactiga | when filming battlestar galactica stops due to spontaneous lactating of the leading male actor's left nipple |
| Holly | Alactaga | Cylons will die out when they're unable to breastfeed their robot babies |
| Holly | Omphaloskepsis | Omphaloskepsis, dippity do, i've got gangrenous, limbo for you. |
| Jesse | Alactaga | Eskimo orifice warming ointment |
| Holly | Dronkship | Keep your oars on my gedronk a dronk dronk |
| Holly | Dronkship | Baltic Boat Party!! |
| Alex | Dronkship | Gaelic for boozebus, paddy wagon,or irish cab |
| Jesse | Jumart | like jumanji, only, you know, even more globally dispersed. |
| Jesse | Distlefink | The Jewish version of "Hustle and Flow" |
| Holly | Pokeloken | Norse gods- Gotta cathc 'em all! |
| Ryan | Hinkumbooby | Humperdinks wife |
| Holly | Can'nelure | too drunk to put the worm on the hook |
| Adam | Nymphalid | A paraplegic with peanut butter in his mouth |
| Holly | Hinkumbooby | Voodoo C-Cups |
| Rhys | Hinkumbooby | Hiccups while nursing |
| Jesse | Piloerection | Come to piloerection, a big hunkin' wearhouse full of fun! |
| Bass | Whortles | Hookers on the half-shell |
| Jesse | Whortles | Horton Hears a bitch |
| Rhys | Whortles | The offspring of Horton and Yurtle the turtle |
| Adam | Whortles | The visible effect of a vacuum cleaner on a mall santa |
| Holly | Nymphalid | Poke some holes in it, or she won't put out |
| Rhys | Nymphalid | When you can't walk, but you just can't get enough. |
| Bass | Whortles | Mutant Ninja Prostitutes |
| Jesse | Nymphalid | a Convalessent sex fiend |
| Rhys | Distlefink | To make concentrated Fink juice. why? no one knows. |
| Holly | androconia | Michael Jackson rides the snake |
| Adam | Hinkumbooby | Try as he might, coleridge couldn't rhyme "nincompoop". that's when he turned to opium |
| Holly | Androconia | the robots, they speak for the trees |
| Jesse | Hinkumbooby | two in the pink, one in the... |
| Rhys | Piloerection | Act IV scene II of "Jesse takes Brno" |
| Jesse | Coontie | 'Mate made from coons. the kind you hunt. no! not blacks! |
| Bass | Coontie | Regular Dissonance in ordinate analog. Don't read this. |
| Holly | Coontie | Vaginal Lice |
| Holly | Hypohippus | A dearth of beatboxing |
| Jesse | Jumart | the only Jewsih city in thailand |
| Bass | Schwenkfelder | Easy money for a german call-girl |
| Rhys | titzu | "Haboob!", "Oh, i'm sorry! do you need a titzu?" |
| Holly | Napiform | like a bowl cut, only... i'm a racist. |
| Rhys | Napiform | of or relating to the shape of a Skank Ho |
| Adam | Schwenkfelder | Polish word meaning: to take an illegal immigrant's last roll of toilet paper. |
| Rhys | Sniggle | snuttering while juggling |
| Rhys | Nymphalid | the result of the hypothesis "if a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it..." |
| Adam | Napiform | What happened when George Washington Carver ran out of peanut oil |
| Kieran | Schwenkfelder | Sex tool of the 3rd reich that hits hard then soothes the pain away... |
| Kieran | Funduck | Finnish slang for "is it in yet" |
| Rhys | Funduck | Who's yo daffy? |
| Jesse | Wanghee | Don't talk to the yangtze like that |
| Rhys | Wanghee | if you have to ask, the answer is "no" |
| Holly | Funduck | webbed feet dipped in chocolate |
| Rhys | Funduck | Ellis's best friend |
| Ryan | Skogbolite | a tool used to reconstruct a goat-gnawed penis |
| Kieran | Skogbolite | Hipster neck apparel from sweden |
| Rhys | Skogbolite | The hour before dawn when hookers make their way home |
| Holly | Skogbolite | Like skeeball, but with black market organs. In Eastern Europe. For money |
| Kieran | Piloerection | An erection big enough to hold up a sea wall. |
| Jesse | Funduck | Like fudpuckers, only it means Duck. Duck vagina. |
| Adam | Moxibustion | Nothing was left of Renee but her Zellweger |
| Rhys | Moxibustion | The Primary form of transportation used in Interzone. |
| Rhys | Androconia | The mystical world you enter by going into a wardrobe and coming out in drag |
| Holly | Fenks | Ywelkm |
| Rhys | Bobabza | "zugg-zugg" with human papilomavirus |
| Rhys | Bobabza | Southern euphamism for "bo-bob's about to do something" |
| Mike S. | Pamprodactylous | A stuck-up Hollywood Dinosaur |
| Rhys | Pamprodactylous | Liza Minelli |
| Ryan | Pamprodactylous | Greek word for farting after you cough |
| Jesse | Furuncle | Don't ask about uncle Jim's secret life. it's a secret |
| Rhys | Furuncle | 3 or more generations native to East Tennessee and you've probably got one |
| Holly | Furuncle | He my cousin |
| Holly | Rhabdomantist | Romancing the square |
| Alex | Jumart | Get on circumcision, get the 2nd half off |
| Holly | Jumart | Never a christmas sale |
| Holly | Distlefink | Like "This little piggy", but when you have stubbs that don't really look like feet |
| Jesse | Pokeloken | the Dutch's answer to "Does this bug you? I'm not touching you" |
| Holly | Pokeloken | Like GPS, but for third base |
| Alex | Pokeloken | Christanna loken as a pokemon. comes with a mean stare and a fiery finger from hell. |
| Rhys | Pokeloken | like "clackalackin", but with cock |
| Jesse | Antigropellos | banditos against games of grab-ass |
| Rhys | Antigropellos | the fun new sugary cereal that keeps the bad man away |
| Holly | Antigropellos | Chastity bra (made in mexico) |
| Alex | antigropellos | Pants children are required to wear when at the Neverland Ranch or in church |
| Jesse | baldersnatch | a good shaved game of balderdash |
| Rhys | Baldersnatch | playing this game to get laid |
| Kieran | Baldersnatch | Sorta like saying "The grass is greener"... |
| Holly | Baldersnatch | Beware the hair-plug bird and shun... |
| Alex | Baldersnatch | Shaving contest winner |
| Rhys | Baldersnatch | if one womans "private region" has more recently been shaved than anothers |
| Rhys | Baldersnatch | When an overzealous balderdash player takes your answer away before you're finished writ |
| Alex | Kinnikinnik | Baby Canadian |
| Rhys | Pokeloken | Dutch for "Fuck a lock" |
| Rhys | Kinnikinnik | just say "kill nick" really fast over and over again. |
| Jesse | kinnikinnik | nik nik nik nik na nik nik nik! yeah... |
| Holly | Todies | Todies make the frawgs jump on it |
| Rhys | Todies | Award you get if you do really well in Mortal Kombat |
| Jesse | Todies | I'll show you what to do with that wet sproket sissy music... |
| Holly | Titzu | You have to breed them with poodles so their nipples don't chafe on the asphalt |
Person | Word | Answer |
|---|---|---|
| Jesse | Prunella | fuckin' God, I have to piss... |
| Jesse | Tyrosemiophily | If you though the Fibonacci Sequence was sexed up, wait 'til tyrone brings
it as applied to his bitches. |
| Chuck | Omphaloskepsis | Single word for saying "In every way the equal to UnderSiege". |
| Jesse | Popdock | Pop Secret mounts to your deskop now! You can't escape! |
| Rhys | Omphaloskepsis | Ever look at the futon under blacklight? |
| ??? | Omphaloskepsis | futon, Vagina,Snoop,Ditka,BEARS. |
| Jesse | Omphaloskepsis | Scully's Papsmear |
| Jesse | W.F.P.F.C | World Federation of Perpetual Freakin' Capitalism |
| Jesse | ??? | chocolate Soldier! Oh dude, I dated one of those! |
| Adam | Liebig | Ceci n'est pas une penis.(drawing of penis with dots/warts or something) |
| Adam | Distlefink | German for "Drop it like it's hot" (It's hard not to talk filthy in German). |
| Jesse | Skoob | Me an' skoobs gonnas make the cotten real fine fo ya massah! |
| Rhys | Skoob | Boobs: the silent killer. |
| Rachel | Skoob | What Jesse did while he wasn't "having sex" on the futon - he skoobed. |
| Mada | Skoob | !ssabmud ...yrarbil eht ni peek yeht tahw. |
| Rhys | Dewlap | Chuck + $20 + stripper = |
| Chuck | Liebig | Jeni's crotch. Yeah, 4th time's the charm. Seriously... Move on. It's mighty cold
down there. Or so i'm told. |
| Jesse | distlefink | Jeni's crotch, for real this time. |
| Sean | ??? | Testicles, that is all. |
| Rhys | Liebig | True Gangsta relaxation |
| Chuck | Dewlap | Running a 1/4 mile while drinking a Mountain Dew. god this pen blows. Not Funny. I
know |
| Rhys | Distlefink | ben, Drunk. (Jeni's crotch) |
| Adam | Popdock | Bugs Bunny with an oedipus complex, but gay |
| Chuck | Titbow | When Jeni is tied up on your fucking bed and you're out of town while minors are
getting action all up in your shit and you're unable to stop it and will is getting some from your co-worker leslie who's cute but not really doable... Fuckin titbow,
man. that shit is a real titbow, Fuck! |
| Rhys | titbow | The most entertaining way to wrap a present ever! |
| Jesse | titbow | caligula's favorite weapon |
| chuck | Distlefink | Seriously. fuckin cold down there. |
| Adam | Titbow | You're pronouncing it wrong, it's "Dolly Parton's curtain call". |
| chuck | ??? | Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut
up, shut up. Ke, ke, ke, ke, ke, ke, oh snap. |
| Adam | Dewlap | Asian knockoff tools by black & pecker. |
| Jesse | Liebig | Don't lie small, lie big! with liebig!(tm) |
| Adam | Scrobiculate | to earn one's degree in testiculology*
*man, that rolls off the tounge. |
| Chuck | W.F.P.F.C | 1) williams Fucks Privates First Class.
2) Women For Penises Fucking Cunts |
| Rhys | W.F.P.F.C | Who Fucked Pink Floyd's Couch |
| Joe | W.F.P.F.C | What Foul Porpoise Fucked Charlie? |
| Rhys | Scrobiculate | What would have happened if Joe Hadn't woken up. |
| ??? | PopDock | K-fed's REAL single |
| Adam | Tyrosemiophily | 1) when yoiu're in Pennsylvania and you call on Tyrone.
2) To throw a jew into a tornado. |
| Adam | W.F.P.F.C | Winklehawl Frantling Private First Class |
| Sean | ??? | NEVER TRUST A GAY MAN AND SPELLING |
| Rhys | Tyrosemiophily | The hobby of collecting half-stamps of Tyra Banks |
| Rhys | PopDock | A dance style that mimics ocean liners |
| Rhys | Popdock | Mooring for the Pepisi(tm) Deathstar. |
| Rhys | Popdock | Where we tie up the coke stage. |
| Joe | ??? | It involves a Lava Dredger |
| Chuck | scrobiculate | to wonder whether to spit or swallow. Like, "Jesse totally scrobiculated a
minute ago." |
