THINGS WE'VE LEARNED AFTER WATCHING TOO MUCH YUGIOH



There is hair that is weirder than hide's.

Both Bakura and Yugi know how to spell the word "death".

The best way to keep your hands from causing you trouble is to impale them quickly on the nearest sharp object.

Kaiba has waaaaaaaaaay too much free time.

Malik sooooooo does NOT need a yami side.

Parents will never cease to gladly stay out of the picture, without so much as being mentioned, while their kids go to a distant island and duel an insane soul-sucking nutcase for their lives.

All bad guys must smile psychotically at all times no matter what.

All Americans are either evil, gay, or really really dumb.

All Egyptian people speak fluent Japanese.

All Americans are psychotic.

Why have a mouse with your computer? Even if it's there you'll never use it.


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Calling stupid people dogs irritates them.

Never anger a man with a gold, pointy, mindcontrolling item.

All short people have neat hairdos.

Friendship speeches get you everywhere.

All the tall girls get short boyfriends.

If you wear a trenchcoat it will float out behind you.

Behind that handsome face, all bishounen have psychotic minds.

Being a member of a mindcontrolling cult is bad.

Rich ceos do nothing but sit around all day plotting revenge on their sworn enemy.

Card games are kewl.

There are some people who mix Egyptian, English, and Japanese phrases in one sentence.

Yamis can be useful, sometimes.

Wanting to rule the world is soo post century.

If you carry a briefcase, wear a trenchcoat and have bad ass comeback lines you're kewl.

Cheering friends from the sidelines isn't enough, get in the action!

Wild hairdos look great on any bishounen/ bishojo.

It is possible to be reincarnated exactly as you looked and behaved in a past life.

You believe the fate of the world rests with you.

Card shops are the kewlest hangouts.

Never mess with rich, crazy, or psychotic guys, stick with the dimwits.

When all else fails and your on the verge of losing, threaten suicide.

Mock people with your godcard and BEWD.

A duel is the best way to settle all your differences.

Losing a duel is virtually the end of your life, school, career, or otherwise.

Rubbing your victory in everyone's face is ok as long as you're rich.

Being arrogant AND rich has its upsides.

Trying to save the world keeps you young.

The best way to stay alive is to duel for your life.

Lipsticks, tube tops, and sweet words get you everywhere!!!!

Melted candy bars with other goo are yummy anytime!!!

The best way to lose yourself is to get imprisoned in your virtual reality game.

Being a big brother is hard, especially when your little brother is always getting kidnapped.

Donate any big money you win to your friend, who knows when one needs to feel generous?

Evil soul stealers are gay.

Men who like fish have issues and cry a lot.

School uniforms can be very short.

Stay away from men with bug fetishes.

Ditto for dinosaurs.

Never listen to men in suits, especially those who promise things.

Self inflicted pain is harmless, really.

Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.

If you lose a duel, steal, cheat, and lie your way back in.

Tournaments are always usually fronts for the rich guys running them.

Knee high boots go with anything.

Shiny gold objects, who doesn't want one ?

All Shiny gold objects house anicent Egyptian spirits.

Dueling isn't just a card game, it's a lifestyle.

Be wary of gym teachers.

Watch out for guys who like to twirl their hair and play with dice.

If ever in danger look out for a dude with purple eyes and spikey multi coloured hair, and scream YUGI!

School is only for those who have the intent of getting a real education.

Parents are never around, even when you don't need them.

Trenchcoats and big black hooded attire is all the rage, as is micro minis.

Who doesn't enjoy a friendly, life threating game of dueling?

Everyone has a girlfriend, even dogs.

Blame your twosidedness on your Yami.

Sometimes, the heart of the cards isn't enough, it's determination that keeps you going...and cheap card tricks.

Stay away from men with purple eyes.

Revenge can make you do crazy things, like setting up hidden cameras in your enemy's house.

The best way to numb peoples brains is to rant about friendship.

Never step onto a dueling arena platform until your sure it won't a) lock you in b) chain you to it c) drop you into infinity.

The Shadow Realm isn't a good place to book your vacations.

One day you wake up and realize that voice in your head really is someone else.

Siblings are always around, even when you don't need them.

Don't spend spring break on an island with a castle and a crazy man.

The best way to get out of a school thing is to lie!

Never follow the posted arrows.

One track minds don't allow any other thoughts besides revenge, hate, and murder.

Having a crush on your best friend's little sister is hard to keep to yourself.

If you throw a cell phone in the air, someone is bound to catch it.

Dark alleys are good places to have incognito meetings.

Only cool good looking bad guys ride motorcycles.

If you're rich, the best pastime is to plot plot plot!!!

Bad guys make cool boyfriends.

Rich guys do too.

Money isn't everything...*tell this to kaiba*

Go out on a limb and draw strange symbols on peoples hands to inspire them.

The best way to network and meet people is to take up card games.

Mingle with all types, even crazies.

Who needs school?

Ignore fortune tellers who set up shop on the sidewalk.

Never follow a black cloaked, hooded figure down a dark alley.

Once your opponent starts to laugh crazily in your face and gets a funny look in their eyes, you know you're in a trap.

Give in to peer pressure! Buy YGO cards!!!

The best way to keep tabs on somebody is to give them a dueldisk with a tracking device.

Starry pajamas look cute.

Hiding valueable objects of art in garbage cans may be good to keep from thieves...for a while.

Don't trust white haired men with gold rings on necklaces.

Helicopters and rope don't mix very well.

Never dress like a pig in virtual reality.

Don't eat like one either.

When the menu special is Eyeball soup, avoid it.

Hide your valuable cards in a lockbox to keep them safe from robbers.

It's ok to get jealous when a pretty blonde is flirting with your boyfriend.

Never, ever hand over your valuable cards to guys with green hair and glasses.

Cute blind girls reside in hospitals.

When all else fails, rant about the heart of the cards, or do a mind crush.

Annoy your opponents by raving about your intellectual superiority and overall betterness.

Sometimes, help comes in many forms, even from people who claim to know their past life was as pharaoh.

You may get the urge to call your big bro oniisan or niisama.

Helicopters are slow!

Sometimes, listen to people who tell you what you were in a past life and give you vaulable gifts.

Don't sit down underneath a crate.

Stay away from anchors with chains attached to them.

Don't thank your rescuer, thank his little brother instead.

Stay in the cross walk when you see blondes in convertibles driving by.

When they tell you not to try this at home, it's usually in your best interest to listen.

Don't hold tournament finals in a blimp.

Never trust the five executives who are on the board of directors of your company.

When the penguins talk, listen.

The best chief card to have is the Black Magician Girl aka Dark Magician Girl.

Be careful about stealing your enemy's Blue Eyes White Dragon, they might mind crush you and send you into a coma to destroy your dark side.

Rich CEOs have dark sides.

Life isn't fair, and neither are some duels.

Keep an eye on your little brother, you never know when he might get kidnapped by *cough*evil board members*cough*.

When you think someone is cold hearted or a nutcase, take into consideration they might be on something.*cough* pot *cough*.

Throw away invitations you get thru videos.

Sometimes, people state the obvious for unknown reasons.

Mind Crush only works if you're Yami.

Only hot rich guys have dark limos.

Duel for money, revenge, hate, and marriage.

Pity the man who marries Mai.

Same for Tea.


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