YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH YUGIOH WHEN...

You know all the characters' names in the French, English, AND Japanese versions.

You can tell people every difference between the English and Japanese series.

You can tell people the attack/defense and description of every card used in Battle City AND Duelist Kingdom AND after that.

People finally tell you to shut up.

You remember those episodes from so long ago when Kaiba still had green hair.

The more psychotic, the better.

You think Malik and the Yami Bakura make a cute couple.

You've discovered, to your extreme disappointment, that you've FOUND all the bishounen in the show.

Desperately seeking another hobby to fill the emptiness that more bishounen would have filled, you take the characters you have and begin pairing them up with their prospective girlfriends (i.e. Jounouchi+Mai, Yugi+Anzu, Dark Magician+Dark Magician Girl, Kaiba+non-existent female character who would appreciate his angst if she existed, etc...)

You run out of couples.

Desperately seeking yet ANOTHER hobby to fill that spot...you start pairing everyone together in RIDICULOUS couples (i.e. Anzu+Jounouchi, Otogi+Shizuka, um...Mai+Dark Magician, etc...)

You're still reading this absolutely ridiculous list.

You are often seen crouched over your desk in the dark, mumbling insanely to yourself something about the "shadow games".

You make a wish everytime you solve a jigsaw puzzle.

You wasted three hours of your life reading the Egyptian Book of the Dead just so you could see if they really DID stick all those yugioh legends in there.

You've ever had that blasted Kawaita Sakebi song stuck in your head for over a week.

It left your head finally and you decided to put it back in.

You're the only senior girl in your class that watches yugioh.

You're the only senior girl in your class that plays the CARD game.

You're not in it for the bishounen.

OK ok...you're not in it JUST for the bishounen...

You challenge your girlfriends to a game of duel monsters every time they try to steal one of your bishounen.

They look at you like you are an eight-headed glowing green monkey from a marsian crater.

This is mostly because you almost always put on that musty yugi wig and strap that discintegrating cardboard duel disk to your arm before you challenge them.

Leather beats all. BLACK leather.

Your little brother refers to you as "oni-sama".

Your little brother has a really dorky voice.

You're not a really a guy, or more important than your brother for that matter, but he continues to call you oni-sama anyway.

It doesn't bother you.

You have a clue what I'm talking about.

Yugioh is your favorite gameboy game, playstation game, website, soundtrack, movie, anime, manga, clothing line, card game, action figure, toothbrush, AND doujinshi.

You knew all those existed.

You have all of them.

You can pronouce Kaiba's adopted dad's name.

You can remember Kaiba's adopted dad's name.

When in a duelist tournament, you make a resolution to duel ONLY the hot Japanese guys with many-colored hair.

You listen to Egyptian pop artists, just cuz you think that's what Malik listens to.

You turned your favorite band into duel monster cards because they're visual rock and they all look like duel monsters anyway.

Your favorite thing to say is "NAN DA YO??"

Therefore, you cause people to stare at you by saying it constantly throughout the day because of its delightful ring.

Osaka boyz rock.

You aren't interested in watching battle city right now.

But that's only because you've already seen all of it and are on to the next arc.

You actually finished reading this horrible list.

You think I'm going to give you some kind of prize.

The prize you're thinking of is a rare Duel monsters card.

hee hee........that was fun...and REALLY stupid, too....but fun...

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