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"...I would have the ability to go from zero to really mad in no time flat."
"...there would be a woman in the White House who is smart, whitty and conservative. Someone good for the country."
"...I would never have my hair cut mullett or military style!!"
"...the male population would improve dramatically."
"...I would probably be as shallow as, and be attracted to, the same shallow and slimy characteristics in men that girls I detest go for now. In short, I would be a candidate for quick suicide."
"...I would love having sex with a woman."
"...my life would be much easier, I wouldn't have to cook or clean or worry about anybody but myself."
"...I would not tell a girl I was going to call her if I knew I wasn't."
"...I would use my girly good looks to get stuff for free."
"...I would be a chauvinistic jerk that doesn't know the right things to say or do..."
"...I would jump for joy. I wouldn't have to deal with all the drama that is brought up with girls."
"...I could throw my clothes everywhere, I could smell bad & it would be ok & the list goes on..."
"...I'd probably be a hotty!"
"...I would be a gold digger that looks like Pam Anderson!"
"...I would be fat from not caring about what I eat, be sloppy, & careless. Messy. Just a pig."
"...I would finally understand the compulsory need to have five of my friends go to the bathroom with me."
"...I would use an automatic toilet seat so the women would stop nagging."
"...I would run naked through the daisies."
Fall 2003
"...I would dress up real nice and make men do my bidding"
"...I would be able to do the splits! (without it hurting too much!)."
"...I wouldn't have to wear this damn bra."
"...I would burp in public."
"...I would shop, cry, and experience erratic mood swings."
"...I would write my name in the snow and walk around with no shirt on."
"...I would lavish in my ignorance."
"...I would get a lot of free dinners."
"...I wouldn't look so weird when I wear a dress with pantyhose!"
"...I could use an excuse once a month for everytime I got grouchy."
"...I would always pretend to be helpless like they always do."
"...I would bleach my hair in orange and green, get a tummy tuck, liposuction, and shave more often."
"...I would probably be married by now!"
"...I would try to get as much free stuff as possible."
"...I would be extremely sexy and life would be so much easier."
"...I would have pillow fights with my girlfriends while in our underwear."
"...I'd treat girls like princesses."
"...I would never wear a shirt and never do my hair. I would never go shopping."
"...I would get out of a lot more tickets."
"...Then I could see why women and so attracted to us men."
"...I would have sex everyday."
"...I never would have pierced my belly button and I wouldn't have a crush on Vin Diesel."
"...I would get away with scratching myself in public and acting like an animal."
"...I would fake an orgasm every time I went to the O.B.G.Y.N."
"...I wouldn't have to shave my armpits."
"...I would have lots and lots of pretty shoes."
"...I would pee out of a car window."
Spring 2003
"...I would need new underwear."
"...I would have drowned myself at an early age as a service to humanity."
"...I would have a sex change operation so I wouldn't have to deal with it."
"...I would be extremely hot and I would have good taste in clothes."
"...I would write a romance novel and put in details of my childhood."
"...I would try to understand girls a whole lot better than boys do now a days."
"...I would never leave the toilet seat up."
2002
"...I'd stare in the mirror for a long time!"
"...I would be just as psycho as the rest"
"...I would get a sex change operation."
"...I would have a cute lesbian girlfriend and spend lots of money on clothes."
"...I would camp a lot more because finding an outhouse wouldn't be an issue."
1990-2001
"...I would be so happy."
"...I would cry."
"...I would need to seek a lot of help."
"...I would do anything I wanted because I would be a girl."
"...I'd kill myself."
"...I would have made many people happy."
"...I would hate to get my legs and other areas waxed."
"...I would be accepted by my family better."
"...I would get away with a lot more. And I would use it to my full advantage and manipulate people."
"...I would use my looks to get what I want from guys"
"...I would figure out why guys play with themselves all the time."
"...my one goal would not be to mess with guys minds."
"...I would not put up with girls and everything we put guys through."
"...I would have a lot more time in life."
"...I'd be a stripper."
"...I would see life as I never wanted to see it."
"...I would be even more mentally unstable than I am."
"...I would worry less, because my responisibility would be less demanding."
"...I would cook, clean, do the dishes, do my boyfriends wash, and make sure the house was clean everyday before he came home."
"...I'd understand why men are so stupid sometimes."
"...I wouldn't know what to do with myself. I get everything I want because of the sex I am."
"...I would look in the mirror and say 'Damn, you're fine!'"
"...I would be broke from all the shopping for clothes and make-up and accessories. I would have to have a separate job to support the shopping."
"...I would have a beer belly!"
"...Life would be so much easier for the simple fact that men cower to women."
"...I would learn why guys act the way they do."
"...it would be ok to be lazy."
"...I would still like females because I don't like men."
"...I would finally understand how women think."
"...It would be much easier to find a mate."
"...I would work on my driving skills."
"...my friends would drive me crazy."
"...I would stare at my body all day."
"...I would be able to make bank at a Strip Club."
"...I would try to pay more attentiion to girls' emotional needs, instead of just their body and what they're going to offer me in bed."
"...I would be more considerate and not fart so much around the females that I'm at ease with."
"...if I were Born a Member of the Opposite Sex..."
Female Answers Given:
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"It wouldn't matter what week of the month I could go camping"
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Male Answers Given:
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UNKNOWN Gender Answers:
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"I'd walk around completely nude all the time"
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