The label on the chain-saw warning that: You should not try to stop the blade with your hand. The label from the company manufacturing wing mirrors for cars and bikes warning; Remember, objects seen in the mirror are behind you. The label on the camera stating; To take photographs this camera must have a film in it. The labeling on Sainsbury's Peanuts stating; Contains nuts And on the subject of nuts, the instructions on the packet of Peanuts provided by an airline which states; Instructions: Open Packet. Eat Contents. The cigarette lighter label which warned; Do not light the flame near the face. The Marks and Spencer Bread and Butter pudding whose label states the classically obvious: Take care - Product will be hot after heating Rowenta, manufacturers of electric irons felt the need to instruct users that; Do not iron clothes whilst on the body. Nytol, the herbal sleeping mixture whose label proclaims; Warning may cause drowsiness. The American manufactured insect spray whose proud boast 'Kills all Insects' and was then labeled; Warning - this spray is harmful to bees On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special.) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. On a Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.) On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down. On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating. On Boot's children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." On an American Airlines packet of peanuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."