MELISSA
The page about ME, melissa. I'm the butcher of the two of us, the uglier, more annoying and not funny one.
Name: Melissa
Birthday: October 7th
Nicknames: many. WHO CARES?
Hometown: the scarb. HA better than OSHAWA.
Status: very much sadly and pathetically single. With good reason. (see below)
Hobbies: eating, sleeping, making fun of people, music, spazzing to "you're so rad".
Music: Bouncing Souls, Tsunami Bomb, Jimmy Eat World, Cheap Suits, the Hives, Rancid, Strike Anywhere, Anti-Flag, Bad Religion, NOFX, silverchair, The Smiths and other 80s retro stuff. I love the 80s.
Hello, my name is Melissa. My journal is here. My dictionary is here.
I was born...ah no one cares. Here's a nice contrast of THEN (cute) and NOW (crust, butch, and just plain ugly. Hmm, wonder why I'm single?) I was cute, as shown below.
Yes, I was. I peaked at 5 years old. It's all been downhill since then. See below in the picture of me and my little sister Jessica. Need I say more?
That is all. No one cares about me anyway.
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