WE HAVE A NEW RECORD THAT WAS JUST FINISHED RECENTLY AND IT'S CALLED "LIVE AT UNION SQUARE, NOVEMBER 1986" AND IT WILL FEATURE SOME HEAVY METALS AND SOME PILLOWTALK SOUNDS FOR LONELY LOVERS AND AN UNAUTHORIZED LOCUST REMIX AND GUEST VOCALS BY WINK MARTINDALE, A SCOTTISH ROBOT, AND OF COURSE A WHOLE SHITLOAD OF PIGEONS, AND WE THINK THE CLEANSING POWER OF FIRE WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH ITS RELEASE BUT NEGOTIATIONS HAVE BEEN CALLED OFF DUE TO SMILING LAUNDRY IN THE PITTSBURGH AREA, I WANT YOU TO HANG UP FROM THE INTERNET AND CALL THE LAUNDRY POLICE

THE OTHER NEW THING IS THAT THE FIRST NEW YORK AND SMOKE GROUP SOLO SIDE PROJECT WILL BE COMING OUT VERY SOON, THE BAND IS CALLED JOANIE LOVES SKELETOR AND ALREADY A BUNCH OF SONGS HAVE BEEN RECORDED ON COMPUTAR! IT KINDA SOUNDS LIKES IF GRAND FUNK RAILROAD WERE CALLED JOANIE LOVES SKELETOR INSTEAD HE HE HE HE AHEM

OK WHEN NEW STUFF HAPPENS WE'LL TELL YOU BYEbYE