I am the man, the myth, the legend...
Tyler "T-Bagz" Parrish.
Quote Of The Update-"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self" -Cyril Connoly
UPDATES
27 April 2013 MAJOR UPDATE! Site revamped. Old articles transferred from something called "myspace"?
New article section, "Things that make you go hmm..."
28 February 2013 Top Ten Original songs in movies. Who made the list?!?!?!
27 November 2012 New Top Ten List! The least convincing movie roles of all times!
10 October 2012 New Top Ten List! The worst collaborations with Fred Durst!
6 September 2012 Check the articles for why Dave Grohl deserves more respect.
15 August 2012 My top ten list of action icons missing from The Expendables 2
First album review! The "best" of my close personal friend, Vanilla Ice!
21 May 2012 New article about Whiskey Dick. I've been doing my homework on this one for YEARS!
13 March 2012 In my first movie review I take on the Footloose remake.
27 Feb 2012 Ever wondered what MMA fighters do outside the cage? New article!
10 Dec 2011 New Article! Top Ten Fucked Up Things About Harry Potter
27 Feb 2011 Started writing articles again and posting some old ones from myspace.
13 May 08 I'm afraid that due to the advent of myspace this site has been sorely neglected. Also though, I just haven't really had any new poetry or prose to update...
UNTIL NOW! New Prose added and 7 new poems!
31 January 06 Nothing added, just edited.
17 July A whopping 7 new poems added, and one country song, haha.
4 April Added 6 new poems
1 April. Added pictures, lots of them. Check around. New Characters added, and a new friend. 2 new sections
28 December. 5 new poems for the price of none
12 November. Mini update. New Prose and one new poem.
10 November. I am back from a long absence. We finally got the internet at my castle of New Redhook. New Poetry, friends page updated and like my pal Johnny Devine says, "Don't like it, learn to love it!"
15 March. 4 new poems added
August 15th, 7 new poems added.
April 28th 2 new poems. I wake up, and tear drops, they fall down like rain, I put on that old song, we danced to and then, I head off to my job, guess not much had changed, punch the clock head for home, check the phone just in case, go to bed, dream of food, that's what I'm doing these days
April 8th- 5 new poems added
March 6th- Gooooooo Tamale Loco! LOCO LOCO!New Poetry added. New friends added. Canadian Pride page added! Snuff Snuff!
February 9th- Poetry updated.7 new
November 3rd Friend pages updated, quote of the month updated
November First. New Prose, Redhook updated, 2 new poems. Piss Off! and Miss Terey.
September 5??? New Poetry added.... been writing a lot. "Kim" "Letter To You" "Unforgiven" "Girls Like You" and a new section has been added to the prose. Also Phase 1 of the Nut Project has begun. Due to the fact that the house in Redhook has been sold to heathen infidels, the Redhook section is being altered. No longer shall the Brentwood ghetto be known as Redhook, but the moniker shall now be for my new house and it alone. Long live the hook. This is all
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