Hit And Run

Author's note:This is meant to be funny in a sick twisted way, so if you don't like sick and twisted humor don't read it

I was getting ready to leave because I hadn’t gotten too far
When a pretty blonde walked up and sat down at the bar
She looked like Friday night after a long work week
So I walked over and began to speak
As we talked for awhile, I bought her a couple drinks
We had a lot in common (At least that's what she thinks)
Because I sat there and agreed with everything that she said
Then I looked past her head
There was nothing behind her but she turned to see
And I slipped a pill into her Long Island Iced Tea
After an hour of witty banter
I figured I’d take her to the garden and plant her
I said, “We should go back to my hotel
I wanna put my lucky penny in your wishing well”
So we left and we had fun
After 45 minutes I was done
I went three times, she went none
Another successful hit and run
I got up to leave and she gave me a strange look
“That was my virginity you just took
You told me you loved me”, I gave her a grin
And said, “You can’t find love here cause you’ll never see my ass again”
She wanted me to stay, I even saw her beg
But I was running out the door as my love was running down your leg

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