Fucking DUH!

This is an actual news story, it caught my eye because it didn't have anything to do with Anna Nicole Smith. A sorority at Depauw University is being accused of discrimination after officers of the Delta Zeta sorority asked 23 members to leave the group. The accusation is that the young idiots were asked to leave because they're not attractive enough.

"I think it's kind of disturbing that a sorority, which is an institution there to promote womanhood, would do something like this to their initiated members," said Rachel Pappas, cum gargling sorostitute.

An institution to promote womanhood? What the fuck kind of crazy bizarro world is this bitch living in? Nevermind the fact that every woman's magazine in the country not staffed by uber agenda male hating dykes defines womanhood by being attractive, but who is delusioned enough to actually think they're joining a sorority to promote womanhood? That's like saying a guy wants to join a fraternity so he'll have new buddies to go fishing with.

If you're from out of town, you join a sorority so you'll have a pseudo family that are forced to be with you so you won't be lonely at your big bad college. Or just because you want to experiment with lesbian sex and threesomes and you know that your older"sisters" have been around the block a few times and can fill you in on the details. Conversations usually stem around phrases like, "You got your whole fist in there?" and what not. Some girls join because their mothers were members. The mothers joined for the same reasons listed above.

An institution to promote womanhood? You join a sorority so you'll be a part of a clique. The same reason you join cheerleading. It will make you popular and socially acceptable and help improve your poor self image. Now the multi-racial members and fat moo cows that joined this sorority so they would be cooler than other multi-racial people and fat moo cows have the nerve to be shocked that they got kicked out of their club? You should all go out and suck dick for money so you can buy yourselves a clue.

*Editors note- Yes, I'm perfectly aware that it isn't like that for everyone at every sorority so don't send me angry e-mails.
"If you can't take a joke then fuck you."-Tucker Max

Tyler Bagz went to a college with no Greek Clubs

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