Guys, do you remember in school, when you would see a girl in class sometime close to summer, and they had on those short shorts? I’m talking cut-off daisy dukes here. The kind that had some string still on it, rubbing up against their tanned leg and they can just barley get their little hands into their pockets. Yeah, me too.
It sucks when your peeing in the snow and trying to write your name and then you just run out of pee so that it only says M-A and not even one T. It would be so nice if a buddy just came out from beyond the trees and peed a couple T’s for me and then left
I hate being in crowds or being around a lot of people that i don't know, like at a concert or the mall or the movie theater, i just want to push them all out of the way.
Jazz. The music that makes me think of black & white television sets and overcoats and old cars on a wet stormy night. Sends a peaceful melody that lets me go to sleep in times that i can't. Miles Davis lets me sleep.
Almost every teenager and person older than one but younger than 50 has a damn cell phone. I sure hope these arent bad for us.
Tattoos are cool. I want a 5th one
sometimes you have to stop what your doing and wipe the tears off your face and realize that we arent kids anymore and it is time to be stronger than we ever could be as kids.
Sometimes a dream can seem so far away. is it worth the struggle? Most dreams are worth it.
You know those people who argue just for the sake of arguing? They tend to get on my nerves.
Also,Those people who have to be so perfect. When infact people are perfect, they are not really perfect at all. We all have flaws. Some peoples flaws are that they try to be what others want them to be or look how others want them to look.
I can't stand those ghetto chicks with the nails out like a mile long. so when they type, they are typing with their nails. its so gross. Some fashion eh? It reminds me of nightmare on elm st.
"now that we are older the world isn't hidden anymore
it's clear to see that our world as we once thought it to be as kids has changed drastacly as we grew up. Whatever happened to the white picket fence?
it was replaced with barbed wire cuz nobody gives a crap about anyone else but themselves and thier friends at that time"
A funny thing happened to me once at the mall. A girl was sitting at a table in the food court and me and a friend had a bet on if she was over 18 or not. so i asked her and she said she was 16 so i had to give my friend the dollar, right infront of the girl. As i was reaching in my pocket, her boyfriend came over. I got nervous and didnt know what to say so i asked how old he was and he said 18 and then i went back to my own table with my friend all red and we laughed for like an hour.
Don't wait too long to do something because it might be too late by that time. Think fast and make a decision. Then again don't think too fast.
leaving the toilet seat up is not a crime. if it was every guy would be in Jail.
Things that seem to good to be true, most of the time are
Most girls don't need to wear make-up. They do anyway. That bothers me, that they spend all that time getting ready. doing thier hair too. I mean its just hair! Maybe once in a while if its like a dance or something but come on. if you dont need make up then why bother with all that crap? I just don't get it
If you get a girlfriend or a boyfriend, dont forget about your friends. They are just as important. and if your significant other doesnt like ANY of your friends then dump them. and if they do like your friends more than friends like in a sexual way, dump them fast.
If your ever on a roadary, dont drive the wrong way. It is very scary. and it can cause a crash. thank god it was only one car comming that way and that i sweerved and turned around, or i woulda been in a car crash with the other car and it would have been my fault. thank you and drive safe
why is it that good girls like bad guys? I don't understand it at all. Opposites do not attract. but in this case they kind of do. Maybe its something to do with risk. Im not sure. it's like girls throw themselves at the potheads and drunks. They are the coolest. All boils down to a confused boy in a leather jacket that has no idea whats going on. he seems like he has tons of friends but you cant forget his best friend, the toilet.
you know those kids who stay on the outside of the moshpit and when somone walks by they push them in to it. those people piss me off, when they themselves don't wanna go in to the pit, they have to push other people in it.
Tonight we went to fire and ice and i ended up getting more than a good burger. I was covered in girls. okay just two. but the attention was nice, weather they thought i was sexy or not. yes they were sophmores in highschool and im a freshman in college. but its not like we had sex on the grill. wow what a thought.(oops)
the smaller of the two was sexier than the other cuz the other one was loud. plus the smaller was a skinny white girl. oh yeah. come to daddy. you know i think this sounds weird but i checked my pockets for my wallet after i hung out with them. and my wallet was still there. I have this much more self-esteem. and it took two young girls with thier arms around me to do it. sounds good to me.
what is it that attracts us to a girls ass? asses are gross, but most guys think they are sexy on a girl, until they hear a girl in the bathroom.
People in a movie theater talking all through the movie, and laughing, when nothing is funny. Makes me wanna jam a pencil in thier eye, then tape thier mouth shut with duct tape. then stab them in the other eye with another pencil. they wont play critic anymore........
what do you do if you and a friend are in disagreement and the silent treatment has come in to place? You know you did nothing wrong and they are making a big deal about nothing.Do you give in and let them win just to have thier company back? Or stick it out until maybe they give in???
Girls, they all say that they are fat. even the skinny ones. Its weird. i mean how skinny can you get?! I don't know why they say it or think it. girls want to be sticks.
Never keep milk in a container in your room for days. It gets so nasty, i almost puked when i smelled it. it was lumpy and white and was so gross. you have no idea. i did that. i left it behind my computer and found it today. nasty.
some people are on your back about talking to a certain someone and not hating them like they do. this can happen in two different ways. It's happening now in one. I never enjoyed the thought of talking to people that my friends despised, cuz id despise them too, just cuz of the fact that they did. Till I saw myself alone making my own choices. challenging my own feelings. People can be cruel but so can others. there is no side to this. theres just meaningful conversation and arguments to create more weird moments.
You know when you listen to a certain song. When it reminds you of someone. somebody that you used to know. Somebody you do know. or someone you wish you knew? Just label people to a song. so when you listened to it, you would get a picture of them in your mind? There are a lot of people out there, and a lot more songs to remember them by.
Once this girl poked me in the belly button several times. and i couldnt do anything about it cuz she was bigger than me.
nobody knows how you feel unless you tell them. well of course unless your crying or laughing. and hold those close to you close. but not to close if your just friends cuz it might get weird hahahahahah.
and always wear your seatbelt. it can save your life.
if you have friends who have cool friends then become friends with them and so on and so on. until you have a huge empire of friends. cuz its fun.
communication between a guy and a girl can sometimes be wierd. cuz one of them might be thinking one thing and the other another. Let them know whats going on. sometimes surprises are good but other times they can be bad. sometimes you just don't know.
what does am and pm stand for?
why do people die when they have family behind that will miss them. why do nice people who are nice to everyone get picked on. why is it that if people are different they take sides and want to seem better then the other side. Everyone has atleast one thing that they dont like about themselves. if we were all born looking the same it would be boring but easier to choose who u wanna be with. If they all look the same then the only thing dif would be thier personality, character, and heart.
I hate when im on a good page like the other night i was on a quote page and then porn things pop up at me. the porn adds attacked me.
Music helps depression.
People will do almost anything if the price is right. Money controls the world. People control other people by money. its all about money nowadays. It makes me sick. Girls want the biggest diamond, guys want the best looking car. Money shouldnt make people fall inlove. they should be inlove cuz they love eachother. The couple that are in love and have enough are more likely to stay together longer than the couple that is surrounded by money and gifts.
Ants will not cross a line of flour
erroneous zones. its all a bunch of crap. you can not change how you feel. you just feel, im gonna get the book and see what the hell hes talking about.
sometimes I pretend i like people not to make them feel good but because i dont want them to be my enemy.
I started drinking cuz i just had to know what it was like.
you know when u shovel?
and shovel? and shovel
and then the plow comes and makes a huge pile in your drive way so now u have to shovel more. thats how life is.
ok so i started drinking again but only sometimes. im not like an alcoholic or anything.
try not to hook up with your friends. it will haunt you.
Under 18 not for Matt Keene
