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blasphemy!

          Yes, before you start reading...I am God. That's right. Well, now that that's out of the way, I guess you're here to learn about me. Well, let me start off by saying this: Fuck You. Ok, now that it's over with, I guess it's time to get down to business. I am in fact the person that plays Cain and Denim. I'm Mexican, I'm not small, I'll beat your ass and I don't give a fuck about you. What else do you want to know? If you wanna know shit, just ask me. E-mail me, IM me, I don't care. Just tell me you got questions from me...and say that the website told you to come here. Deal? Good. I set up this page because I always set up an OOC page when I make one for my characters. I'm not gonna bore you here so I'll just tell you what's gonna happen. I'm gonna post a gigantic FAQ about me and my characters, you're gonna read and then you're gonna shut the fuck up. Unless you have more questions...then just ask me personally. Got it? Good. Well, get started.

Excuse me, but why does your site look all funny?
     It doesn't. And if it does you're probably using a Macintosh computer. I use a Windows. It looks perfectly fine to me and that's all I care about. Don't bitch to me about it. Go ahead and try the wonders of a Windows computer. It's great.

Alright, well, how old are you? What do you look like? Etc.
     Look, bitch, I told you already. I won't answer this question here. IM me or E-mail me and ask. Is it that fucking hard? No, it's not. Now shut the fuck up.

Why are all the sites so plain? Put some pictures on them! This site's just boring without them!
     Don't tell me how to make my website. I could put hundreds of pictures on them...but I don't want to. Got it? I'm trying to get ahold of some good char. pics but I can't find any. I can't draw worth shit either. So unless you have a good pic to send in that I could show here (for my char's of course, this ain't a fuckin gallery) then I won't add shit.

How come some of the character pages don't have much in them?
     Mostly because I just revived them/recovered the SN for them. I also plan on RPing them in the future. Just for little things maybe, maybe to join them to new guilds, get some SLs for them. Or maybe just to get myself kicked off of AOL for disrupting too many chat rooms. Either way, they're new so they don't have much background to them.

Why are you so rude? Why do you cuss so much? It makes you look unintelligent.
     Yes, yes it does. I cuss because I can, basically. It also helps with my "badass" attitude. Don't like it? Suck my dick. I'm serious, I couldn't care less if you thought I was a dumbass or you hated me. If you do, good for you. Hell, you can even tell me you hate me. Just don't overdo it...because I don't care. Get it? Got it? Good.

Alright, alright. Let's get down to business then. How long have you been RPing?
     More than three years. That's right...it's a long time. Cain was my second character, I made him probably a month or two after I started Role Playing. So I love him more than anything else online. So yes, three years.

How many characters have you had?
     This question is nearly impossible to answer. I've had so many I can't even remember some of them. I'll try to list them...so brace yourself and have some fun reading a shitload of names.
-Zack Streets
-Cain Exodus (formerly "Chris")
-Alucard Trepes
-Dominion Trepes
-Ramza Streets
-Delita (related to Cain)
-Fate
-Sin (related to Cain)
-Max (related to Cain)
-Natas
-Ezekiel Leviticus
-Denim Leviticus
-Some Robot Guy (name forgotten)
-Seth Exodus (related to Cain)
...and many more that I can't remember. Well, you had to ask.

Why so many characters? Don't you have enough with Cain?
     Well, yes I do actually. Cain goes through everything that I think is cool. But he's the one character I can't kill...the others I can. So I basically make them to cause stupidity, mayhem around and perhaps get killed. That's the only reason they're around.

What's with all of the bible names? Are you religious or something?
     Hell, what I am shouldn't concern you, should it? Names never offended anyone...so why're you bitchin'? Alright, I'm (supposed to be) Catholic, so I do know about the bible somewhat. I don't read the bible...if that's what you're thinking. In fact, I don't think I've ever opened one up. Go me. But I use the names because they sound cool. What better last name to give "Cain" than "EXODUS"? Exactly. And please, while you're reading this, don't ever try to make a bible joke around me. "Hey Cain, where's Abel? Haha..." because I will seriously hate you for that. Thank you.

Ok, ok. I'm out of questions...so I'll ask some to you personally if I have them.
     Thank God, this list was getting long.

But wait, I'm not using AOL. What's your e-mail?
     Well why the hell would you e-mail me if it's not about my Role Play characters or something like that? Goddamn. Well, my e-mail is insanityofhell@aol.com. Happy now? Shit...