<html> <head> <meta http-equiv="Content-Language" content="en-us"> <meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 5.0"> <meta name="ProgId" content="FrontPage.Editor.Document"> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252"> <title>Ask God</title> </head> <body text="#FF0000" bgcolor="#000000"> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"><font face="Georgia" size="7">Ask God</font></p> <p align="center"><font size="4">Have any questions that just need answers?</font></p> <p align="center"><font size="4">Is there something that's too stupid to ask anyplace else?</font></p> <p align="center"><font size="4">Or do you just wanna learn more about me?</font></p> <p align="center"><font size="4">It don't matter, e-mail a question at <a href="mailto:Malachy_19@yahoo.com">Malachy_19@yahoo.com</a> and I'll post my response here!</font></p> <hr> <p align="center">On October 21st, Sumguy asked:</p> <div> <p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="2" style="line-height: 1.35em">Y DID U MAKE BLACK PEOPLE BLACK??</font></div> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"><font color="#C0C0C0">Well, you see, sumguy, it was actually an accident. The first batch of people came out fine, Adam and Eva and all that Jazz. But I kinda messed up on the second bunch. I was gulping down a brewski and watching porno so I <i>totally</i> forgot about them in the oven! Well, when I finally realized what I had done, it was too late. I had burnt them. Their skin had gone black and their noses, lips and foreheads expanded due to the heat. I was gonna just throw em out but I thought "hey, why not just see if they can make it on Earth." Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that.</font></p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"><a href="http://www.angelfire.com/empire/g_stand/index.html"> Return to God Stand</a></p> </body> </html>