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I am going to a spectacular art show...mine! I'm going to swim with the big dogs. Another animal story for the end of summer. It's the greatest!!! BUT...I am nervous as a Siamese cat. Not because of the show. I made a mistake and opened my big mouth and told EVERYONE about it. So now I have five friends coming. One is my special new friend, two are ex boyfriends, another is a man who has loved me since high school, and the last one is a girl.
What am I going to do? This is not going to work. If a fight breaks out my name will become mud in the art scene. And after the debacle last Saturday night down on the pier during the Venetian boat parade, I may be in for BIG trouble.
Oh man, oh man, oh man. I'm bringing an extra-thick helmet.
I know it is my own fault, but HELP!
REMIND ONESELF: They are coming to the show because they love you and they want to support you. They are taking time out of their holiday to do this. It is a GOOD thing. They are all gentlemen and will handle themselves properly. What other artchick will have so many handsome men at their show all at once? I am a very lucky girl. Remember the ernestness in their voices when they told you they were coming. Bring homemade cookies to appeal to their primal side. They will make my show the best!
Print this out, tape it to the refrigerator, and REPEAT 1000 times.
