I need a Mountain Dew! Pt. 2 (plus extra blabs)
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: a photo montage of Emma Watson (hehehe)
Qui-Gon trips on his own lightsaber and dies after he sees what looks like a glistening bottle of green Mountain Dew. Turns out it was just Kryptonite, which Batman uses later to kill his archenemy Superman. I walk into a market and see a Mountain Dew! I don't have money, and Batman's cash is all in his freaking Batcave, so I ask Picard to pay... of course, all he's got is Star Trek bucks, so I take Qui-Gon's saber and kill the cashier so I can get my Mountain Dew FREE! Batman tries taking a sip, so I almost kill him with the saber. He runs off (and uses that Kryptonite, like I said). Then me and good old (i MEAN old) Picard get into this awesome Jaguar and speed away before some cop goes for a donut and sees the guy dead. I drink a bit too much Mountain Dew and... CRASH! Picard dies, and I'm left stranded in the desert with nothing but a phaser, an empty Mountain Dew bottle, and a cactuscar. I say cactuscar because the crash was so bad it looked like the cactus and the car were fused together. What could I do?

DUN-DUN-DUN!

To be continued later...

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Now that's that's over with...

I made my very own Strong Sad sock puppet using a sock, grey paint, and a bunch of tissue to imitate fat. If you don't know who Strong Sad is, go here: Home Star Runner.com. Also, I'd like to point out that if you don't know who Strong Sad is, you're an idiot and deserve to be pied in the face... with a PIE!

My caption contest didn't float your boats too well, so it's history, unless you say you want it back.

I realize that the entry where I said I used Mood and Now Playing was errored... there was no Now Playing... sorry, guys.

There's a kid in my class named Vincent Borello, and he's a dick. A bully. An ass. A mother... you get the picture. Well, I thought that I'd hate him forever, but I love him, because his sister is HOT! She's the hottest hot who ever hotted! I'll post pictures the instant I get them.

I saw Emma today. Things are going great for her, as well as for me. We're not going to the same school, so it's seldom I see her.

And I'd like to give a shoutout to Jasper back home in the USA. So... SHOUT!

One more thing: That lightsaber I built had it's blade replaced, like I said it would be. I made it blue instead of purple. And for those who wonder how I did it, here ya go: Legos, spare plastic and duct tape, batteries, plastic tubes, and a strip of neon tubing.

Good bye for now.