Mood:
party time!Now Playing: "On Fire" by Switchfoot... "Born to be Wild" by ACDC... "Eighties" by Killing Joke
Today, I shall write I F*CKING DIDN'T KILL ANYTHING, Battle Wound, and Yogi.
DUNDUNDUN!
I F*CKING DIDN'T KILL ANYTHING! I was in Math class, and Andrew the prankster devises a great prank... he's gonna write, in big bad letters, SH*TPILE, on the board... so Juhas walks out, he takes his chance, and scribbles away. It turns out looking like Zhotpoll. So Juhas comes back in, freaks after realizing that what he sees is a disfigured SH*TPILE, and says, "STEPHEN, THIS BETTER HAVE NOT BEEN YOU!". We all sit completely blown away at the knowledge of this Stephen kid that is not in the classroom. Then Juhas smirks and says, "oops, I meant Andrew." Throughtout the rest of the day, we call Andrew Stephen... oh yeah, and he didn't get in trouble. In PE class, he steps on an ant... and he yells out "I F*CKING DIDN'T KILL ANYTHING! WHY ARE YOU SO SUSPICIOUS OF ME?". We all go, "Stephen, what's wrong?" and he's like, "I DIDN'T KILL THE ANT! WHY'D YOU SAY I DID, BECAUSE I DIDN'T!". Following the joke, I go, "YEAH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!?!?!". Yeah, that was funny. THE END Battle Wound Yesterday, my friend Jack managed to peel off half his toe and he went to the emergency room. No joke. The kid's an idiot. On top of it all, he stepped on the bandaged toe purposely today, and it started gushing blood again! Amazing... I never thought someone could be stupider than a retard! THE END Yogi Ok, here's the scoop on PE: I signed up for Gym, and I get landed in (of all places) Yoga. No, you're not dyslexic, and if you are, then all I have to say is fedkbdlxgiad. Anyway... so did all of the Gym people, so it sucked dick. But I got to bruise my ass on a 10-pound dumbbell! And when we were "stretching" (more like breaking ourselves), I got to do it next to my crush. MY CRUSH! Life's good. THE END
In other news...
My second Strong Sad puppet got lost. Shoot.
I showcased my lightsaber at an art festival and get 10s from the judges.
Goblet of Fire filming goes as usual... I'm not there till it's over, I barely see Emma, and Rupert always leaves some marbles for me to trip on. Ok, that's not true, but the first two things were.
Bye guys. I'll post later.