Some Jokes, Some Halo, and Some Strong Sad Puppet
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: nothing, I'm looking at some photos of my crush... ssh!
You might be a redneck if you've been too drunk to fish. Your mama's so fat her blood type is McDonalds. Your mama's so old she sat behind Moses in the 3rd grade. Your mama's so short she took a suicide jump off the curb. When waiting for your family to finish shopping in warehouses, darting around behind the shelves humming "James Bond" is a fun way to pass the time. Also, putting boxes of condoms in other people's carts and running away is fun too.

And here's a paragraph joke: A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
The blonde approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"

Well, that's it for jokes. I have an inside joke for some friends at school: Jeremy.

OK, some Halo news: I've officially set up tryouts for my clan, [FR], on Halo Full Version almost every Saturday. It's a server called FRUCKA'S CLAN, and we play Slayer on Timberland and Blood Gulch. Most of the time, the rules are to kill me 10 times without Banshees. Sometimes, however, you all team up against me in Team Slayer and the total kills against me (30 kills) will get you ALL in.

My THIRD Strong Sad puppet is perfect and has not ripped. Learning my lesson the first two times, I put it in a frame and vow not to touch it.

Now... here's some photos of Kelly Brook, the hottest chick in the world!

Nothing else to talk about. Goodbye, guys.