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Saturday, 4 September 2004

I F*CKING DIDN'T KILL ANYTHING (and other short stories by Dr. Stewss)
Mood:

party time!
Now Playing: "On Fire" by Switchfoot... "Born to be Wild" by ACDC... "Eighties" by Killing Joke
Today, I shall write I F*CKING DIDN'T KILL ANYTHING, Battle Wound, and Yogi.

DUNDUNDUN!

I F*CKING DIDN'T KILL ANYTHING!

I was in Math class, and Andrew the prankster devises a great prank... he's gonna write, in big bad letters, SH*TPILE, on the board... so Juhas walks out, he takes his chance, and scribbles away. It turns out looking like Zhotpoll. So Juhas comes back in, freaks after realizing that what he sees is a disfigured SH*TPILE, and says, "STEPHEN, THIS BETTER HAVE NOT BEEN YOU!". We all sit completely blown away at the knowledge of this Stephen kid that is not in the classroom. Then Juhas smirks and says, "oops, I meant Andrew." Throughtout the rest of the day, we call Andrew Stephen... oh yeah, and he didn't get in trouble. In PE class, he steps on an ant... and he yells out "I F*CKING DIDN'T KILL ANYTHING! WHY ARE YOU SO SUSPICIOUS OF ME?". We all go, "Stephen, what's wrong?" and he's like, "I DIDN'T KILL THE ANT! WHY'D YOU SAY I DID, BECAUSE I DIDN'T!". Following the joke, I go, "YEAH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!?!?!". Yeah, that was funny.

THE END

Battle Wound

Yesterday, my friend Jack managed to peel off half his toe and he went to the emergency room. No joke. The kid's an idiot. On top of it all, he stepped on the bandaged toe purposely today, and it started gushing blood again! Amazing... I never thought someone could be stupider than a retard!

THE END

Yogi

Ok, here's the scoop on PE: I signed up for Gym, and I get landed in (of all places) Yoga. No, you're not dyslexic, and if you are, then all I have to say is fedkbdlxgiad. Anyway... so did all of the Gym people, so it sucked dick. But I got to bruise my ass on a 10-pound dumbbell! And when we were "stretching" (more like breaking ourselves), I got to do it next to my crush. MY CRUSH! Life's good.

THE END

In other news...

My second Strong Sad puppet got lost. Shoot.

I showcased my lightsaber at an art festival and get 10s from the judges.

Goblet of Fire filming goes as usual... I'm not there till it's over, I barely see Emma, and Rupert always leaves some marbles for me to trip on. Ok, that's not true, but the first two things were.

Bye guys. I'll post later.

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Friday, 3 September 2004

Je me sens comme la merde.
I feel terrible. Tests. Quizzes.

"I didn't kill anything, I promise!" - Brody Lyles

"If these are your quizzies, I'd hate to see your testies. Wait, I didn't say that!" - Brody Lyles

"Barney shall die!" - Mr. Juhas

That's all. Just remember, ladies, to stay away from crazy Hogwarts students that ask to play with your cauldrons.

Posted by empire/kijzone at 12:08 AM BST
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Wednesday, 1 September 2004

Not sick, great grades, and overall happiness today!
Mood:

happy
Hey guys. I am very happy today. I got an A on my Math quiz, I don't hate Mr. Juhas anymore, I'm not mad at my mom anymore, and I had a Mountain Dew for the first time in months. I discovered IMDB's Game message board and I'm having a load of fun on it. And oh yeah, I made up with my ex-girlfriend, and asked her out. And I'm not sick!

I bought a crudload of Blink182 albums and I'm jamming away. I'm getting better at the keyboards, and I'm doing GREAT on the Secret Agents 2 script.

Oregon Vortex is slacking. I can't figure out whether to kill someone off or not, and if I want to, I don't know how to yet.

My math quiz's bonus problem said "Barney took a ride on the space shuttle. While singing the "I Love You" song, he tripped on a banana peel and fell out the ship." Mwahaha, that man's funny.

A dude at my school named Wyatt claims to have the whole of a Japanese anime series following "Van Helsing". $20 says he's full of Bantha fodder (little Star Wars reference, sorry).

Byezers.

Posted by empire/kijzone at 1:08 AM BST
Updated: Wednesday, 1 September 2004 1:09 AM BST
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Tuesday, 31 August 2004

Not sick anymore
Mood:

a-ok
Now Playing: nothing
I'm not sick anymore. I'm happy now. That's all, I need to go finish my History assignment. Sorry for the short post.

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Monday, 30 August 2004

I'm still sick
Mood:

down
Now Playing: nothing, and I don't want to play anything
I am still sick. Miserable. I'm so sick and tired that I forgot to put on the sky blue font for this blog entry. Not that I care. I'm sick.

I watched half of The Fellowship of the Ring, fell asleep, then tried to watch the rest, but couldn't. I am not running a temperature at the moment, but I was 100.something a few hours ago. I still feel like horseass. I've got a sore throat, my chest aches, and I can't stop coughing, which makes the throat even more sore. I need to go to bed soon, but I won't be able to sleep. I'm tired but I can't sleep. It's terrible. I called Emma and she told me to go to bed. Will nobody understand? I CAN'T! Hell with it, I'll go eat some peanuts and try to watch the rest of Fellowship.

Bye. I feel like crap.

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Sunday, 29 August 2004

I need a Mountain Dew! Pt. 3 (plus extra blabs)
Mood:

rushed
Now Playing: "Drive" by The Cars
The cops catch onto what I did. I use Picard's phaser to melt the Mountain Dew bottle, and then I throw the hot plastic at a cop and he is melted too. I go nuts and phase a bit of cactus off too. I attatch it to the plastic and let it cool. Then I throw this thing at a bunch of policemen and have a lot of fun.

THE END!

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OK... hey guys! I know it's been a while since I posted, but I'm back now.

I did OK on my Math quizzes, so that's good news. My mood icon says I feel rushed, and it's because I have Spanish homework due tomorrow, I have to mow the lawn, and I'm sick. It's hard to work when you're sick. *cough, hack* Really.

I played Halo 2 again. It really is wonderful. I have been playing it so much I forgot to update the blog Thursday, Friday, and Saturday!

Our Geography teacher is still a bitch.

My Strong Sad sock puppet ripped in half when I was messing around with it, so I made another one. It's not the same though, the eyes look too close together.

I made a Halo mod on Saturday. Nothing fancy, just made the shotgun shoot hi-speed rockets on Longest. Really deadly, but not as fun as I predicted.

I'm gonna go to a sci-fi convention called DragonCon in Atlanta, Georgia on Sep. 3rd. It ends on Sep. 6. Never been to one before, have no idea what to expect. Their website is here: http://www.dragoncon.org/

I took up darts over the weekend. I always get close to bulls-eyes. Darts is too easy for me, I'm switching to chess.

I'm halfway through my script Oregon Vortex. It's going good and should be done by the end of the month.

As if losing Collin wasn't enough, Max left Andromeda on Thursday. He was our treasurer, so now I need to find a new one, and fast.

I'm mad at my mother. Here I am, trying to write my scripts, and I can't concentrate when she's yapping away on the fucking telephone. It's insane. She doesn't care about what I want to do with my life.

I'm reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire for the 5th time ever. Dunno why.

Bye guys. I guess the bottom line is that I'm both pissed and rushed, and when you combine those, it makes you more pissed. And when you're pissed, you tend to waste time yelling at people, which leaves less time to do stuff, therefore making you more rushed. It's a vicious cycle. Oh yeah, plus I'm sick.

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Thursday, 26 August 2004

I need a Mountain Dew's conclusion has been postponed till next entry!
Mood:

energetic
Now Playing: "Ministry" by Bad Blood
Hey guys. Life's been great for me lately. I'm competeing in my very own schoolwide Olympic games. We have a basketball competition, a few track and field events, and diving. I'm doing javelin and diving. So far, I've gotten in 3rd place in javelin. Diving has not taken place yet.

I've played Halo 2 via a *AHEM* trick that I like to do on Halo CE. Seems some Bungie guys were trying Zanzibar out, and I joined in. Very nice. The SMG was great, and duel-wielding an SMG and a plasma rifle is GREAT! Of course, there's always a nice Energy Sword...

I played a Halo system link tournament on the Xbox with 11 other buddies (thats 12 of us total). First round was Race on Blood Gulch. How I hate Race. I got in 7th place. Second round was King of the Hill on Derelict. Loved it, got in 2nd place. We alternated between Race-BloodGulch and KOTH-Derelict until there were 4 people left (last place was eliminated every time). We had a Slayer match on Sidewinder to narrow it down to 2 (I was one of the two), and then I faced off against my bud Harold in a game of Slayer, on the map Battle Creek. I lost, but only by 2 kills.

Nothing else, except I failed my Geography quiz. Bye.

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Tuesday, 24 August 2004

I need a Mountain Dew! Pt. 2 (plus extra blabs)
Mood:

caffeinated
Now Playing: a photo montage of Emma Watson (hehehe)
Qui-Gon trips on his own lightsaber and dies after he sees what looks like a glistening bottle of green Mountain Dew. Turns out it was just Kryptonite, which Batman uses later to kill his archenemy Superman. I walk into a market and see a Mountain Dew! I don't have money, and Batman's cash is all in his freaking Batcave, so I ask Picard to pay... of course, all he's got is Star Trek bucks, so I take Qui-Gon's saber and kill the cashier so I can get my Mountain Dew FREE! Batman tries taking a sip, so I almost kill him with the saber. He runs off (and uses that Kryptonite, like I said). Then me and good old (i MEAN old) Picard get into this awesome Jaguar and speed away before some cop goes for a donut and sees the guy dead. I drink a bit too much Mountain Dew and... CRASH! Picard dies, and I'm left stranded in the desert with nothing but a phaser, an empty Mountain Dew bottle, and a cactuscar. I say cactuscar because the crash was so bad it looked like the cactus and the car were fused together. What could I do?

DUN-DUN-DUN!

To be continued later...

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Now that's that's over with...

I made my very own Strong Sad sock puppet using a sock, grey paint, and a bunch of tissue to imitate fat. If you don't know who Strong Sad is, go here: Home Star Runner.com. Also, I'd like to point out that if you don't know who Strong Sad is, you're an idiot and deserve to be pied in the face... with a PIE!

My caption contest didn't float your boats too well, so it's history, unless you say you want it back.

I realize that the entry where I said I used Mood and Now Playing was errored... there was no Now Playing... sorry, guys.

There's a kid in my class named Vincent Borello, and he's a dick. A bully. An ass. A mother... you get the picture. Well, I thought that I'd hate him forever, but I love him, because his sister is HOT! She's the hottest hot who ever hotted! I'll post pictures the instant I get them.

I saw Emma today. Things are going great for her, as well as for me. We're not going to the same school, so it's seldom I see her.

And I'd like to give a shoutout to Jasper back home in the USA. So... SHOUT!

One more thing: That lightsaber I built had it's blade replaced, like I said it would be. I made it blue instead of purple. And for those who wonder how I did it, here ya go: Legos, spare plastic and duct tape, batteries, plastic tubes, and a strip of neon tubing.

Good bye for now.

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Sunday, 22 August 2004

I need a Mountain Dew!
Mood:

caffeinated
Now Playing: a long list of Mountain Dew commercials on QuickTime
I NEED SOME MOUNTAIN DEW! I've tried getting caffeinated on Pepsi and 7Up, but nothing compares to Mountain Dew... not even Red Bull... so I have begun an epic search for the drink... it will be hard, but I can find it... of course, I need help from the elite, the world's finest... so I call upon Batman, Captain Picard, and Qui-Gon to help me find the Dew!

DUN-DUN-DUN!

To be continued later...

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Saturday, 21 August 2004

Juhas Hears a Hoot (And Other Stories) by Dr. Stewss
Mood:

a-ok
Before I begin my rather long blog entry, I must say that the new Angelfire blog system is excellent. Though I may not use either all the time, today I used the Now Playing and Mood features (in other words, the emoticon and the song title). Keep up the good work, Angelfirites (what else should I call them?).

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Juhas Hears a Hoot by Dr. Stewss

Okay, it all starts with my friend Andrew. He's fond of profanity and such, so he uses it all the time. So this afternoon, on our way out of Math to go to Science, he says something along the lines of, "This f**king class is sh*t.", right in front of Mr. Juhas. Now at my school, we get Demerits, and if we rack up 5 points (certain "crimes" offer more points to your "rack") from them, we get a Detention. I think it's 5 or 6 Detentions till you get suspended. Anyways, Juhas here gives Andrew a foul language Demerit, worth 3 freaking points! The thing that's so funny is that Andrew said the words right in front of the man. He's not deaf, y'know!

THE F**KING END!

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The lesson: don't do no cussin' in front of a teacher. Now that that's over with...

I am the official producer of Andrew's band! Yay... yippity-skip... I really couldn't care less, but it's a start in my producing career, so why not? It's not half bad, the stuff they're writing... but then again, who wants to spend $20 on "not half bad" stuff? Well it's not SO bad... I guess.

I'm working on movie scripts. Mainly, they're things I started years ago and abandoned, but there is one new one. I can't post the plotlines, but I can post the names of the two completed scripts: Secret Agents and Voyage To Bermuda. I'm working on Secret Agents 2, Oregon Vortex, and Land of the Ghosts right now. My main focus is getting the first four Secret Agents scripts done by the start of 2006 (there are 6 planned Secret Agents films).

Finally, yesterday marked the beginning... and the end... my friend Collin was working alongside me in our partership, Andromeda/C5. We merged last year, in front of the Spanish room. His half was C5, the publishing and videogame part of the company. He left yesterday. The good news is that I got a project and three new employees. The project is Andrew's band, and the employees are, by first name only (privacy and legal reasons), Jack, Max, and Stewart (not me, another Stewart).

The new kid at my school (there are many, this is just one of them) named Morgan is really quiet. I've never heard her speak ONCE! I guess it's shyness, but she looks kinda like a Goth. Maybe that's it. I dunno what Goths do, so... oh well.

One more thing: Chemical weapons are something those Iraqis probably used on U.S. troops in 1991. However, Pentagon officials want to remind all veterans reading this that any symtoms of "Gulf War Syndrome" are 100% imaginary. Haha, that's my favorite joke, and yes, I made it up.

Take care all, and have a good life... hopefully you'll get a girlfriend unlike me.

Posted by empire/kijzone at 2:37 AM BST
Updated: Saturday, 21 August 2004 2:41 AM BST
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