WHOA it's been a while, hasn't it?
Now Playing: "London Calling" by The Clash, "Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand, and "Time and Time Again" by Chronic Future
It's been so freakin' long since I updated this thing. I don't know what happened. Well, I'm here to say that I am, indeed, still alive. So, here ya go:

Harry Potter 4 has entered Alpha Phase! Which means, of course, that the DVD is being constructed AS I SPEAK! Over the past month, filming's been great, Emma went to a football game with me, and school's lightened up a bit.

Halo 2 has entered the duplication phase. Unfortunatly, someone got hold of it and now it's been leaked. But that has not affected the release of the game. I'm on the BALLS OF MY FEET in anticipation of this damn game!

I am opening an online emulation of Pokemon Crystal (only up to Azalea Town though) where your Pokemon have GUNS! WOOHOO!

I will close my updates with encoded messages. It's up to you to figure out what they mean. They all have important insider information of amateur Hollywood, real Hollywood, or videogames. Here's today's:
.rehcnual edanerg a sedulcni 2 olaH

Goodbye, all!

Sorry, no DVD reviews today.
No DVD reviews. No Halo news. No Harry Potter set reports. BIG Geography project (that bitch is ALWAYS giving us projects). G2G. Hopefully I'll review a DVD by Friday afternoon.

More Star Wars DVD Stuff + Script News + Voldemort's Return: The Snoop's Report
Now Playing: "Adding to the Noise" by Switchfoot + "All the Lonely People" by the Beatles
Hey guys. Had a long week at school, not very fun. I failed my Math quiz, got an A+ on my Geography and English quizzes, and got a HUGE assignment for over the weekend in Spanish. But more on that in a bit.

STAR WARS ORIGINAL TRILOGY DVDS ARE OUT!

Over the next few days, I'll be covering all of the four DVDs. First, it's:

Picture Quality: 5/5 - Great digital cleanup. You never see any static or fuzziness. Excellent!
Quality of Film Itself: 4/5 - Gets kinda boring midway, but hang in there... the last few scenes are the best.
Effects: 5/5 - They didn't need to change too many of the effects. They're great. There's an excellent shot of a Bantha herd right before the sail barge scene. Wasn't even in the Special Edition.
Finale: 3/5 - The new Hayden Christensen addition at the end sucks. The Ewok celebration never really floated my boat. Otherwise, pretty cool. I like the views you get of the Tattoine celebration.
Sound Quality: 4/5 - Every now and then it gets a little fuzzy, but you never hear any static, which is a plus.

Images:

Hayden Christensen replaces Sebastion Shaw at the Ewok celebration

Leia in her slave outfit, now much clearer thanks to digital cleanup

I know this isn't ROTJ (its ANH), but the view is amazing and the Tattoine celebration view is similar

In other news...

I have completed the scripts for Secret Agents 2 and Oregon Vortex. I'm not so happy with Oregon Vortex, so I'll do a second draft on that one. Secret Agents 3 and 4 are now being written and I expect them to be done by December at the latest. I know I haven't revealed much about the plots of any of these, but that won't remain true for long. You'll get a sneak peak at the Secret Agents script once I type it (I write scripts in longhand, then type them so the actor's can read the scripts... I have terrible handwriting).

Also, I have had the pleasure of reading a rough draft of the scene where Voldemort returns to power in GoF. Never got the final draft, sorry. All I'm gonna spill is that there's some new spooky dialouge that's not in the book. And it's gonna rock more than all the Star Wars saber battles combined.

A final picture:

Ciao, guys.

Star Wars DVD Menu Shots + Halo News + IMDb Shoutouts
Menu shots for the upcoming Star Wars Original Trilogy DVD set. Out this Tuesday!

Shoutouts to Shaun and Basey and Meadeskeltonfan at IMDb!

News in Halo... well, I played some CTF on Derelict... it was pretty fun, I got the flag to my base once, and I kicked ass with the rocket launcher at one point. Did a pretty good melee at a running target too, I got him in the side and managed to kill him in one hit.

No other news. Life's been pretty normal lately. Next time I'll give you more DVD captures, and maybe even some Star Wars Episode III stuff!

Hurricane Ivan
Now Playing: "On Fire" by Switchfoot
Hurricane Ivan is coming to south U.S. One of my homes is there, and many of my friends are there. Watch your backs guys. I'm tired, I'll post tomorrow.

Some Jokes, Some Halo, and Some Strong Sad Puppet
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: nothing, I'm looking at some photos of my crush... ssh!
You might be a redneck if you've been too drunk to fish. Your mama's so fat her blood type is McDonalds. Your mama's so old she sat behind Moses in the 3rd grade. Your mama's so short she took a suicide jump off the curb. When waiting for your family to finish shopping in warehouses, darting around behind the shelves humming "James Bond" is a fun way to pass the time. Also, putting boxes of condoms in other people's carts and running away is fun too.

And here's a paragraph joke: A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
The blonde approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"

Well, that's it for jokes. I have an inside joke for some friends at school: Jeremy.

OK, some Halo news: I've officially set up tryouts for my clan, [FR], on Halo Full Version almost every Saturday. It's a server called FRUCKA'S CLAN, and we play Slayer on Timberland and Blood Gulch. Most of the time, the rules are to kill me 10 times without Banshees. Sometimes, however, you all team up against me in Team Slayer and the total kills against me (30 kills) will get you ALL in.

My THIRD Strong Sad puppet is perfect and has not ripped. Learning my lesson the first two times, I put it in a frame and vow not to touch it.

Now... here's some photos of Kelly Brook, the hottest chick in the world!

Nothing else to talk about. Goodbye, guys.

Sorry, I'm a day late with the GoF report.
Mood:  not sure
Now Playing: Star Trek: First Contact
Hey guys. GoF filming went well. Emma only messes up once. Really cool scene, can't talk about it though. My dad almost broke the camera at one point, that was pretty funny.

In other news...

School sucks.

School sucks.

School sucks.

Oh yeah... I almost forgot, school sucks!

I've gotta go do a cartography project... map out London! See y'all later.

BACK FROM DRAGONCON!
It was great! I got to see some new comics from the Conan series, they showed the Star Wars fanfilm Pink Five in a theater, I got to preview the videogame Goldeneye: Rouge Agent, and I got to see a clip from the VERY hi-quality Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back DVD. Funny thing is, nothing but Conan had to do with dragons at all. Well, there was a Dragonriders novel, but I didn't go to check that. It was very enjoyable, AND on top of it all I got a DragonCon cap for free! YIPPETYSKIP!

In other news... well, there is none. I asked my crush out and she said no... shit... that's about it, man. Pretty darn boring day. Well, I got my Math homework done during recess... that's a first... goodbye, my mom's yelling at me to get to bed. I have only one more thing to say: GoF filming tomorrow! Get your first-person account here, at my blog!

I F*CKING DIDN'T KILL ANYTHING (and other short stories by Dr. Stewss)
Mood:  party time!
Now Playing: "On Fire" by Switchfoot... "Born to be Wild" by ACDC... "Eighties" by Killing Joke
Today, I shall write I F*CKING DIDN'T KILL ANYTHING, Battle Wound, and Yogi.

DUNDUNDUN!

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I F*CKING DIDN'T KILL ANYTHING!

I was in Math class, and Andrew the prankster devises a great prank... he's gonna write, in big bad letters, SH*TPILE, on the board... so Juhas walks out, he takes his chance, and scribbles away. It turns out looking like Zhotpoll. So Juhas comes back in, freaks after realizing that what he sees is a disfigured SH*TPILE, and says, "STEPHEN, THIS BETTER HAVE NOT BEEN YOU!". We all sit completely blown away at the knowledge of this Stephen kid that is not in the classroom. Then Juhas smirks and says, "oops, I meant Andrew." Throughtout the rest of the day, we call Andrew Stephen... oh yeah, and he didn't get in trouble. In PE class, he steps on an ant... and he yells out "I F*CKING DIDN'T KILL ANYTHING! WHY ARE YOU SO SUSPICIOUS OF ME?". We all go, "Stephen, what's wrong?" and he's like, "I DIDN'T KILL THE ANT! WHY'D YOU SAY I DID, BECAUSE I DIDN'T!". Following the joke, I go, "YEAH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!?!?!". Yeah, that was funny.

THE END

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Battle Wound

Yesterday, my friend Jack managed to peel off half his toe and he went to the emergency room. No joke. The kid's an idiot. On top of it all, he stepped on the bandaged toe purposely today, and it started gushing blood again! Amazing... I never thought someone could be stupider than a retard!

THE END

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Yogi

Ok, here's the scoop on PE: I signed up for Gym, and I get landed in (of all places) Yoga. No, you're not dyslexic, and if you are, then all I have to say is fedkbdlxgiad. Anyway... so did all of the Gym people, so it sucked dick. But I got to bruise my ass on a 10-pound dumbbell! And when we were "stretching" (more like breaking ourselves), I got to do it next to my crush. MY CRUSH! Life's good.

THE END

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In other news...

My second Strong Sad puppet got lost. Shoot.

I showcased my lightsaber at an art festival and get 10s from the judges.

Goblet of Fire filming goes as usual... I'm not there till it's over, I barely see Emma, and Rupert always leaves some marbles for me to trip on. Ok, that's not true, but the first two things were.

Bye guys. I'll post later.

Je me sens comme la merde.
I feel terrible. Tests. Quizzes.

"I didn't kill anything, I promise!" - Brody Lyles

"If these are your quizzies, I'd hate to see your testies. Wait, I didn't say that!" - Brody Lyles

"Barney shall die!" - Mr. Juhas

That's all. Just remember, ladies, to stay away from crazy Hogwarts students that ask to play with your cauldrons.