Mood:  a-ok

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Juhas Hears a Hoot by Dr. Stewss

Okay, it all starts with my friend Andrew. He's fond of profanity and such, so he uses it all the time. So this afternoon, on our way out of Math to go to Science, he says something along the lines of, "This f**king class is sh*t.", right in front of Mr. Juhas. Now at my school, we get Demerits, and if we rack up 5 points (certain "crimes" offer more points to your "rack") from them, we get a Detention. I think it's 5 or 6 Detentions till you get suspended. Anyways, Juhas here gives Andrew a foul language Demerit, worth 3 freaking points! The thing that's so funny is that Andrew said the words right in front of the man. He's not deaf, y'know!

THE F**KING END!

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The lesson: don't do no cussin' in front of a teacher. Now that that's over with...

I am the official producer of Andrew's band! Yay... yippity-skip... I really couldn't care less, but it's a start in my producing career, so why not? It's not half bad, the stuff they're writing... but then again, who wants to spend $20 on "not half bad" stuff? Well it's not SO bad... I guess.

I'm working on movie scripts. Mainly, they're things I started years ago and abandoned, but there is one new one. I can't post the plotlines, but I can post the names of the two completed scripts: Secret Agents and Voyage To Bermuda. I'm working on Secret Agents 2, Oregon Vortex, and Land of the Ghosts right now. My main focus is getting the first four Secret Agents scripts done by the start of 2006 (there are 6 planned Secret Agents films).

Finally, yesterday marked the beginning... and the end... my friend Collin was working alongside me in our partership, Andromeda/C5. We merged last year, in front of the Spanish room. His half was C5, the publishing and videogame part of the company. He left yesterday. The good news is that I got a project and three new employees. The project is Andrew's band, and the employees are, by first name only (privacy and legal reasons), Jack, Max, and Stewart (not me, another Stewart).

The new kid at my school (there are many, this is just one of them) named Morgan is really quiet. I've never heard her speak ONCE! I guess it's shyness, but she looks kinda like a Goth. Maybe that's it. I dunno what Goths do, so... oh well.

One more thing: Chemical weapons are something those Iraqis probably used on U.S. troops in 1991. However, Pentagon officials want to remind all veterans reading this that any symtoms of "Gulf War Syndrome" are 100% imaginary. Haha, that's my favorite joke, and yes, I made it up.

Take care all, and have a good life... hopefully you'll get a girlfriend unlike me.

School started today... I had some great teachers, but some were EVIL! I hate Mr. Juhas above all... first day, and HOMEWORK! Well... I saw him at lunch, and I thought I'd get a bit of revenge. *insert evil cackle* I got my lunch, then payed the school prankster Andrew 10 bucks to take Mr. Juhas's lunch and dump the chicken fingers on MY plate, then trash the rest. He'd create a diversion before, of course.

I don't know what diversion he created, but it worked... soon enough, I got more chicken, and Juhas came out puzzled that his lunch was gone and whatever Andrew said wasn't real. But that's my revenge story!

Tricky, but it'll be fun. I'll get some better ones later.

Taken from MuggleNet.com: "Contact Music and IMDb - among other sites - are reporting that security at Leavesden Studios has been stepped up considerably after a menacing phone call suggested imminent attacks on the younger cast. A source from the studios was reported as saying, "The caller apparently said, 'It's payback time... this is for all you've done to our women and kids.' One of the articles says that police and dog handlers have been drafted in to patrol the perimeter fence and the number of security guards has been trebled.

This is unconfirmed and has been unconfirmed since it was posted on the Internet. Please treat this strictly as a rumor until we receive more information or word from Warner Brothers."

Damn... my dad works on those movies, you know! And I know Dan and Emma. They're good people. I'm worried for them.

Sayonara. I'm outters. But one more thing to say... if you have Halo CE and have not played the custom map New Mombasa Classic, then play it. It rocks.

UPDATE: This frickin' idiot convention is CLOSED!

Well, that's about it. No time to play Halo. I haven't seen Emma lately, but that's understandable. She's on holiday. Goodbye folks! And by the way, I was just joking about that Moon thing. The results of blowing it up would be disasterous.