Now Playing: "On Fire" by Switchfoot
Hurricane Ivan is coming to south U.S. One of my homes is there, and many of my friends are there. Watch your backs guys. I'm tired, I'll post tomorrow.
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And here's a paragraph joke: A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
The blonde approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"
Well, that's it for jokes. I have an inside joke for some friends at school: Jeremy.
OK, some Halo news: I've officially set up tryouts for my clan, [FR], on Halo Full Version almost every Saturday. It's a server called FRUCKA'S CLAN, and we play Slayer on Timberland and Blood Gulch. Most of the time, the rules are to kill me 10 times without Banshees. Sometimes, however, you all team up against me in Team Slayer and the total kills against me (30 kills) will get you ALL in.
My THIRD Strong Sad puppet is perfect and has not ripped. Learning my lesson the first two times, I put it in a frame and vow not to touch it.
Now... here's some photos of Kelly Brook, the hottest chick in the world!
Nothing else to talk about. Goodbye, guys.
In other news...
School sucks.
School sucks.
School sucks.
Oh yeah... I almost forgot, school sucks!
I've gotta go do a cartography project... map out London! See y'all later.
In other news... well, there is none. I asked my crush out and she said no... shit... that's about it, man. Pretty darn boring day. Well, I got my Math homework done during recess... that's a first... goodbye, my mom's yelling at me to get to bed. I have only one more thing to say: GoF filming tomorrow! Get your first-person account here, at my blog!
DUNDUNDUN!
I F*CKING DIDN'T KILL ANYTHING! I was in Math class, and Andrew the prankster devises a great prank... he's gonna write, in big bad letters, SH*TPILE, on the board... so Juhas walks out, he takes his chance, and scribbles away. It turns out looking like Zhotpoll. So Juhas comes back in, freaks after realizing that what he sees is a disfigured SH*TPILE, and says, "STEPHEN, THIS BETTER HAVE NOT BEEN YOU!". We all sit completely blown away at the knowledge of this Stephen kid that is not in the classroom. Then Juhas smirks and says, "oops, I meant Andrew." Throughtout the rest of the day, we call Andrew Stephen... oh yeah, and he didn't get in trouble. In PE class, he steps on an ant... and he yells out "I F*CKING DIDN'T KILL ANYTHING! WHY ARE YOU SO SUSPICIOUS OF ME?". We all go, "Stephen, what's wrong?" and he's like, "I DIDN'T KILL THE ANT! WHY'D YOU SAY I DID, BECAUSE I DIDN'T!". Following the joke, I go, "YEAH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!?!?!". Yeah, that was funny. THE END Battle Wound Yesterday, my friend Jack managed to peel off half his toe and he went to the emergency room. No joke. The kid's an idiot. On top of it all, he stepped on the bandaged toe purposely today, and it started gushing blood again! Amazing... I never thought someone could be stupider than a retard! THE END Yogi Ok, here's the scoop on PE: I signed up for Gym, and I get landed in (of all places) Yoga. No, you're not dyslexic, and if you are, then all I have to say is fedkbdlxgiad. Anyway... so did all of the Gym people, so it sucked dick. But I got to bruise my ass on a 10-pound dumbbell! And when we were "stretching" (more like breaking ourselves), I got to do it next to my crush. MY CRUSH! Life's good. THE END
In other news...
My second Strong Sad puppet got lost. Shoot.
I showcased my lightsaber at an art festival and get 10s from the judges.
Goblet of Fire filming goes as usual... I'm not there till it's over, I barely see Emma, and Rupert always leaves some marbles for me to trip on. Ok, that's not true, but the first two things were.
Bye guys. I'll post later.
"I didn't kill anything, I promise!" - Brody Lyles
"If these are your quizzies, I'd hate to see your testies. Wait, I didn't say that!" - Brody Lyles
"Barney shall die!" - Mr. Juhas
That's all. Just remember, ladies, to stay away from crazy Hogwarts students that ask to play with your cauldrons.
I bought a crudload of Blink182 albums and I'm jamming away. I'm getting better at the keyboards, and I'm doing GREAT on the Secret Agents 2 script.
Oregon Vortex is slacking. I can't figure out whether to kill someone off or not, and if I want to, I don't know how to yet.
My math quiz's bonus problem said "Barney took a ride on the space shuttle. While singing the "I Love You" song, he tripped on a banana peel and fell out the ship." Mwahaha, that man's funny.
A dude at my school named Wyatt claims to have the whole of a Japanese anime series following "Van Helsing". $20 says he's full of Bantha fodder (little Star Wars reference, sorry).
Byezers.
I watched half of The Fellowship of the Ring, fell asleep, then tried to watch the rest, but couldn't. I am not running a temperature at the moment, but I was 100.something a few hours ago. I still feel like horseass. I've got a sore throat, my chest aches, and I can't stop coughing, which makes the throat even more sore. I need to go to bed soon, but I won't be able to sleep. I'm tired but I can't sleep. It's terrible. I called Emma and she told me to go to bed. Will nobody understand? I CAN'T! Hell with it, I'll go eat some peanuts and try to watch the rest of Fellowship.
Bye. I feel like crap.
THE END!
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OK... hey guys! I know it's been a while since I posted, but I'm back now. I did OK on my Math quizzes, so that's good news. My mood icon says I feel rushed, and it's because I have Spanish homework due tomorrow, I have to mow the lawn, and I'm sick. It's hard to work when you're sick. *cough, hack* Really. I played Halo 2 again. It really is wonderful. I have been playing it so much I forgot to update the blog Thursday, Friday, and Saturday! Our Geography teacher is still a bitch. My Strong Sad sock puppet ripped in half when I was messing around with it, so I made another one. It's not the same though, the eyes look too close together. I made a Halo mod on Saturday. Nothing fancy, just made the shotgun shoot hi-speed rockets on Longest. Really deadly, but not as fun as I predicted. I'm gonna go to a sci-fi convention called DragonCon in Atlanta, Georgia on Sep. 3rd. It ends on Sep. 6. Never been to one before, have no idea what to expect. Their website is here: http://www.dragoncon.org/ I took up darts over the weekend. I always get close to bulls-eyes. Darts is too easy for me, I'm switching to chess. I'm halfway through my script Oregon Vortex. It's going good and should be done by the end of the month. As if losing Collin wasn't enough, Max left Andromeda on Thursday. He was our treasurer, so now I need to find a new one, and fast. I'm mad at my mother. Here I am, trying to write my scripts, and I can't concentrate when she's yapping away on the fucking telephone. It's insane. She doesn't care about what I want to do with my life. I'm reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire for the 5th time ever. Dunno why. Bye guys. I guess the bottom line is that I'm both pissed and rushed, and when you combine those, it makes you more pissed. And when you're pissed, you tend to waste time yelling at people, which leaves less time to do stuff, therefore making you more rushed. It's a vicious cycle. Oh yeah, plus I'm sick.