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Linda Rains
Sure, there are a lot of good men left out there, but let’s face it, ladies: There are quite a few we wish we’d never met! You know who you are, fellas, and your numbers are up as women name the top six men we’re ready to add to the endangered list.
1. Homo reptilicus
This guy’s poison for first dates. He either disregards or is completely clueless about the rules for displaying affection in public, slithering in for unwelcome kisses and squeezing you close like a boa constrictor. Keep this one at arm’s length, girls; otherwise, he’ll expect you to slink back with him into whatever hole he crawled out of.
2. Homo restricticus
Beware the boyfriends who won’t let you out of their sight — and for all the wrong reasons. If your Jack is way too jealous, be a judicious Jill and jilt that loser.
3. Homo immaturus
Can’t this guy take you out without drinking himself into a stupor? And would it hurt him to make plans for something other than Monday night football or a night of pool with his pals? This immature dude can be smart, cute and sweet, but unless you're prepared to go on a date and change his diapers during the same evening, tell him to call you when he grows up.
4. Homo reflecticus
Hello! Does this fella even know you’re there? He’s so into himself and talks so much that you can hardly fit a word in edgewise. He knows your first name but seems completely uninterested in learning more. Watch for highly reflective windows around this guy; he often becomes lost in his own gaze.
5. Homo intelligentus
You were looking for Mr. Right but instead found Mr. Always Right! He knows everything about everything and never fails to one-up anything you’ve ever done. Bounce this brainiac and let him pat his own back with someone else.
6. Homo sporadicus
This guy doesn’t even bother to schedule a date when he’s in the mood for love. Instead, you’ll likely hear from him at the midnight hour or later — usually after the clubs close. Unless you’re ready for an irregular Romeo, hang up the phone or slam the door ASAP.
Did your man make the list? Then get ready to move on and meet the guy of your dreams.
ME: Ouch! That seems a little harsh...actually funny and tragic at the same time. Is there a piece like this on women? And who is perfect? BBBBBAAAAAAHHH!
