This Is It! Melinda Edison~Privacy, Journalism, and Old Naked People

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By 2010, the word PRIVACY will be an obscure* archaic*obsolete word.

How will you explain that to your children?

Some people have accused me of egotism, of needing attention, and of showing off. Why else would I create endless websites/pages?

Basically I am journaling in public. I tell too much sometimes. You get to see me raw, first draft, unedited. And I don’t ask anyone to look. If you don’t like it, don’t hit my URLs.

Actually I just got into trouble. My nephew was here for spring vacation and yes, he does like to goof off on my computer. Before he arrives I erase all of my sites off of Favorites. This time I accidentally left one of my portal pages on. Obviously he saw one of my more revealing sites, as well as others. He said, “Why would you put pictures like that online?”

Now he is disgusted with me and I have a lot of explaining to do. And the more deeper reason that I am obsessed with sites is this: I am missing some of my backstory, so I think if I put it here, I can access it later. (Although I do realize that this is a fragile medium and pages cannot evaporate at any time. I have already lost some sites.)

Okay that’s the last time I will explain any of this. Basically, if you don’t like it, don’t come.

This morning it just struck me that the most perfect idea would be to have a different man for each day of the week. Five men. I love men so much, the differences, little nuances that make them sooooooo attractive. I once wrote a story that hit on this subject.

Many people liked it, especially women.

Just think a sloooooooow Monday man, an eager Tuesday man, Wednesday is the turn-around man, Thursday, well he would be a singing man, and Friday would be my endless man. The weekend? Well, I guess it could be freelance man, one of the weekday men, or maybe just forget sex and make it family time.

But I think it is one of those ideas that goes sour fast. It could all end up like an “Ice Storm” key party...desperate, hurtful, cold.

So I guess I need to give up on that idea, for now P.S. I just heard a stat: the average American couple does it 1.5 times a week. And if you are doing it twice a week that is considered doing it like rabbits. Good God. I am very very very thankful that I have a HUNGRYMAN in my bed, otherwise I would feel like a sexual deviant. (Right baby?)

I am so glad to hear that Kathleen Turner is doing a completely-naked Mrs Robinson on stage. I champion the whole idea! Why? Because when I am that old (I think she is around 50) I too want to get naked often and I do want to get LOTS of sex. So hurrah for naked old people!