...you name your dog Aa.

...you start calling your teachers your guild master.

...you try to identify your clothing.

...you go to a pet store and try to buy a bear cub.

...you start telling people your home town is Caymus Harbor.

...you try to sell fur balls to the jeweler .

...you start commanding yourself to do things.

...you have nightmares about not wearing your dex eq.

...you go into social mode.

...you threaten to cpk your siblings.

...you try to use help files while doing your math.

...you go to the Docks and ask when the Brigandine is coming in.

...you need to go clothes shopping often because you keep pouring oil on your clothes.

...you search the corpse of the deer you just ran over.

...you find an ancient relic of unknown origin in the corpse of the deer you just ran over.

...you have no eyebrows due to attempts to cast Fireball.

...you save up your tokens from Chuck E Cheese.

...you give your Chuck E Cheese coins to your teacher.

...you can no longer walk diagonally.

...you try to pet a racoon.

... you type say before your messages in AIM