cbarberian23: s'up erin?
tragicmagickid: hey baby
cbarberian23: how u doin?
tragicmagickid: fine and u?
cbarberian23: i'm doin pretty good
cbarberian23: cant wait till i get out of here for break!
tragicmagickid: thats good... yea me too
cbarberian23: u get out tomorrow night?
tragicmagickid: i'm leaving here at like 1:30
cbarberian23: cool, cool
cbarberian23: lucky
cbarberian23: lol
tragicmagickid: A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of 
condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out. 

The next day, the same performance, with the man walking out laughing fit 
to bust. The chemist thinks this odd and asks his assistant, that if the man 
returns, to follow him. Sure enough, he comes into the store the next day, 
repeating his actions once more. The assistant duly follows. Half an hour 
later, he returns. 

"So did you follow him?" ask the chemist. 

"I did", replied the assistant. 

"And...where did he go?" 

"Over to your house..." 

cbarberian23: lol
cbarberian23: thats awesome!
cbarberian23: LOL

tragicmagickid: Married Vs. Single  
There was a father and his little boy that went into a local drug store to 
pick up a prescription. While in the store the little boy was looking around 
and came upon a rather large display for condoms. The little boy looked at 
all the brightly colored packages and the different types and the different 
quantities.

The little boy went to his father and asked "Daddy, what are these 
condoms for?"

The father, stuttered, and said, "Well, they are for protection from 
diseases when a man and a woman make love."

The little boy contemplated the concept for a few moments and then asked, 
"Then why do these come in a package of three?" 

The father coyly answered, "Those are for young men in high school. One 
for Friday night, one for Saturday night and one for Sunday afternoon."

"Uh-Huh," said the little boy, "then why are these in packages of six?"

The father smirked, "Those are for young men in college. There are two 
for Friday night, two for Saturday night and two for Sunday afternoon."

"Wow," said the little boy in amazement. He then asked, "Well, then why 
are these packaged a dozen at a time?"

The father answered, "Those, my son, are for married men. One for 
January, one for February..." 
 

cbarberian23: LOL
cbarberian23: where are u gettin these
cbarberian23: they're pretty damn funny
cbarberian23: lol
tragicmagickid: hehehe
cbarberian23: lol
tragicmagickid: A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of 
Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the 
man informs his wife of his new purchase. “Olympic condoms?”, she asks, 
“What makes them so special?” “There are three colors,” he replies, “Gold, 
Silver and Bronze.” “What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asks 
cheekily. “Gold of course,” says the man proudly. The wife responds, 
“Really, why don’t you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second 
for a change.”
cbarberian23: did john call u last night?
tragicmagickid: he said he did but i wasn't around
cbarberian23: ah i see
tragicmagickid: A Grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and sees a 
condom on the table. "What's this!?" demands the grandfather. "It's a 
condom" replies the grandson sheepishly. "What do you use it for?" asks 
Gramps. 

The guy is surprised that his grandpa really doesn't know what a condom is, 
and lies, "I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain." 

To his surprise his grandpa says "That's a great idea," and goes off to the 
drug store. He asks the pharmacist for a condom. 

"What size would you like" asks the pharmacist. 

"Oh, big enough to fit a camel" 
tragicmagickid: sorry i have to share these
tragicmagickid: A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. 

The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks 
which the young man wants. 

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. 
I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having 
dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling 
I'm gonna get lucky after that. 

Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 
12 pack." 

The young man makes his purchase and leaves. 

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her 
parents. 

He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, 
but continues praying for several minutes. 

The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a 
religious person." 

He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a 
pharmacist." 
cbarberian23: lo, thats aight theyre really funny
cbarberian23: lol that last one is prolly the funniest
tragicmagickid: hehehe
cbarberian23: lol
cbarberian23: yeah we were tryin to figure out when we were all gonna go 
out
tragicmagickid: k
tragicmagickid: john knows not to talk to me about PLANS
tragicmagickid: i have decided that i am no longer a PLANNER
cbarberian23: lol what?
cbarberian23: ah
tragicmagickid: ok, which do you think would be better....
cbarberian23: lol
cbarberian23: ok shoot
tragicmagickid: extra sensitive, enhanced pleasure (contoured), high 
sensation (ribbed), intense sensation (studded), or enhanced pleasure (w/ 
spermicide)
tragicmagickid: ?
cbarberian23: uh
cbarberian23: lol
tragicmagickid: i dunno they all sound good
cbarberian23: lol
cbarberian23: yeah
cbarberian23: lol
cbarberian23: why?
:edited:
tragicmagickid: SOON!
cbarberian23: lol
cbarberian23: lol yeah
tragicmagickid: if the world implodes soon, you'll know.... :edited:
cbarberian23: lol
cbarberian23: aww c'mon its not that long of a shot
cbarberian23: or do u mean it implodes for other reasons
cbarberian23: lol
tragicmagickid: ehehehehehe
cbarberian23: lol
tragicmagickid: lightning will crash
tragicmagickid: the seas will swelll
tragicmagickid: :::::mmmmmmm swelling::::::
tragicmagickid: the sun will eclipse
cbarberian23: lol!
:edited:
cbarberian23: lol
tragicmagickid: :-(
cbarberian23: yeah i know
cbarberian23: oh well
tragicmagickid: :-(:-(
cbarberian23: yeah
:edited:
tragicmagickid: yes
cbarberian23: yeah 
cbarberian23: its cool tho i guess
tragicmagickid: you should take me out and i'll talk you up to all the girls
cbarberian23: lol
cbarberian23: yeah 
tragicmagickid: omg
cbarberian23: what?
tragicmagickid: my friend pete is pissing me off
cbarberian23: he is?
tragicmagickid: YES!
cbarberian23: is this the guy u were arguin with last time?
cbarberian23: i talked to u
:edited:
cbarberian23: *friend
tragicmagickid: AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:edited:
cbarberian23: lol
:edited:
cbarberian23: hang in there
tragicmagickid: I NEED TO HAVE SEX!!!!!!!!!!
cbarberian23: ah
:edited:
cbarberian23: oh 
cbarberian23: cool
tragicmagickid: lalalala
tragicmagickid: Sex
tragicmagickid: sEx
tragicmagickid: seX
cbarberian23: lol
cbarberian23: hey i know how u feel
tragicmagickid: what?..... sex?
:edited:
cbarberian23: lol
cbarberian23: yeah
tragicmagickid: Sex?
tragicmagickid:                             sex?
tragicmagickid:                                                                              

             
sex?
tragicmagickid:            sex?
cbarberian23: lol yes sex
cbarberian23: lol
tragicmagickid: sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex
cbarberian23: lol
cbarberian23: damn
tragicmagickid: SEX!
cbarberian23: lol  damn erin
cbarberian23: i wish all my gfs had thought like u are
cbarberian23: lol
tragicmagickid: SEX!
cbarberian23: lol yup thats what i thought u would say
cbarberian23: lemme guess what ur gonna say next
cbarberian23: hmmmmmmmmm
cbarberian23: i dunno
tragicmagickid: SEX
cbarberian23: yup thats what i thought u would say
tragicmagickid:                      blowjob!
cbarberian23: damn u got me there
cbarberian23: lol
tragicmagickid:                                                                              

ANAL 
sex!
tragicmagickid: ewwwwwwwww thats gross
cbarberian23: lol 
cbarberian23: wait.. i thought u decided to go celebate
cbarberian23: lol
cbarberian23: i guess not
cbarberian23: lol