1)He is actually Andrew Gaug, a kid with a last name that ironically rhymes with the word "Dog" and it being three or so years ago he was once obsessed with the WWF. Basically taking his name off of a half-baked wrestler he created The Road Gaug's Original Gaug House. It was possibly the biggest catastrophe since the Gaugfather's Pimp Palace...but we won't even indulge in that waste.

2)You probably are under the influence of heavy narcotics otherwise you probably would've clicked the 'X' button located in your right upper hand corner and crawled up into the fetal position screaming "Make the Bad Man Stop"....that or your computer froze. Either way I don't know how you're finding any of this site anymore amusing than watching a full season of "Charles In Charge" and "Big Brother Jake".

Well since you've decided to stay with me I guess I'll give you a run-down of me. But the question is....do you really wanna know who I am?

Ah yes... there I am in my prime.

And here I am in the middle of a happy young couple who don't seem to appreciate the moment as much as I do.

And this picture pretty much brings you up to date...