Masthead
 
Now you may ask yourself and some point in your day "What does the Road Gaug like?". Well first off don't refer to me as The Road Gaug.
Secondly, just for the lack of excitement in college I've provided this nifty little guide into the mind of madman.

[Hates]

[Morning Talk Shows]


[Drunks]


Yea thier hijinks are fun for awhile but when it turns into a nightly thing it gets real sad and annoying, like that creepy uncle that won't go away.

[Andy Dick]


Remember when he used to be funny? Yea, neither do I.


[Limp Bizkit's Poor Excuse for a Third Album]


Since when was dropping the 'f' bomb 500 times a justifiable reason to create an album? I've seen better things surface in my toilet.
Plus Fred sounds like he's being choked by every fan who bought the CD.

[Punks]


Well from what I hear getting a mohawk and dying it pink was the most punk thing to do. But Travis of Blink 182 did it so it must not be.
Considering they're sellouts.
Well so are each and every punk out there,
unless you're making your own clothes you've sold out to a corporation by buying thiers.
And who cares if you only like 'underground music' and once the public gets a hold of it you automatically drop them from your list if favorites. I know a few boy bands that you haven't heard of yet. Are they punk because they're underground? Sorry didn't mean to rant.

[Uncle Kracker]


I liked his first CD, I really did. He had a decent flow as a rapper (Yes you heard me, before all "Drift Away" stuff he rapped.) Now I guess he's taking the bland rock route and makes me want to gut myself. And yes, he has taken the place of Bubba Sparxxx who has redeemed himself.

[Growing Up]


Why can't me and all of my friends move to some small town where we can all live in harmony?
That should be a requirement in life.

[30 Minute Guitar Solos]


Yea, Yea you can shred on your guitar,
but all I really want hear is the actual song.

That is like going from this....


This

To


This. I rest my case.



Copyright (c) 2002 The Road Gaug Empire. Leave Me Alone.