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DISCLAIMER: Normally I wouldn't create a quote page. It just seems like something you'd only see on a girls site that full of pictures of Justin Timberlake. But I think sometiems the best way to describe yourself or at least what you are like is through quotes. That's the way I feel about these quotes, they help describe my personality and even if you don't feel that way then at least they'll provoke thoughts or laughter. Okay maybe I'm being to artsy or shmaltzy well anywho here we go....

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part."- Morgan Freeman "Seven"

"We're here and now, but will we ever be again 'Cause I have found All that shimmers in this world is sure to fade."-Fuel

"One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said 'Didn't you see the stop sign.' I said 'Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.'"-Stephen Wright

"If you want it, you can have it But you've got to learn to reach out there and grab it."-Weezer

"Wherever you are at this very moment. I wanted to let you know I wish I was kissing you right now."-Emily Watson "Punch Drunk Love"

"I believe in a few things
God the devil and love
cause I've looked up from the bottom
and I've stared down from above."-Ben Harper

In the year 2000..."Computers will finally be able to simulate human feelings. Unfortunately, the only one they choose to act on is 'horny.'"-Conan O'Brien

"What happened to Sully?"
"I let him go."- Arnold Swartzenegger & Rae Dawn Chong "Commando"

"Whatever happened to the life that we once knew
Can we really live without each other?
Where did we lose the touch
That seemed to mean so much?
It always made me feel so....
Free -- as a bird."-The Beatles

"Laurie got offended that I used the word 'puke.' But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like."- Jack Handey

"Friends will be friends
They're running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!"-Tenacious D

"I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out I was just really bored."-Mike Myers "Wayne's World"

"What have we done with innocence? It disappeared with time and never made much sense."-Foo Fighters

"I didn't say I was different or better. I'm not. Hell, I sympathize; I sympathize completely. Apathy is the solution. I mean, it's easier to lose yourself in drugs than it is to cope with life. It's easier to steal what you want than it is to earn it. It's easier to beat a child than it is to raise it. Hell, love costs: it takes effort and work."-Morgan Freeman "Seven"

"Life is like a great big roller coaster
Everything in life don't always happen like it's suppose to."-Outkast

"What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"-John Cusack "High Fidelity"

"And now that I see you, I could never look away
And now that I know you, I'll believe no matter what they say."-P.O.D.

"Alonzo Harris: When was the last time you smoked weed?
Jake Hoyt: High school... We were...
Alonzo Harris: Smoking weed.
Jake Hoyt: Right.
Alonzo Harris: Right."-Ethan Hawke and Denzel Washington "Training Day"

"Shawn: That's a whole lot of bunky."
"Me: Yea"

"We are the ones that want to choose
Always want to play
But never want to lose."-System of a Down

"And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
Sees through the master plan

But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well I guess this is growing up."-blink 182

"Would you like a side of dignity with that?"- Me

"It's what you put forth when you're making the music, so you gotta follow that instinct God's given you, that internal compass. Just follow your spirit."-Pharrell Williams of N*E*R*D

"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."-Mike Myers "Wayne's World

"Have you been locked up in a world that's been planned out for you?/ Are you feeling like a social tool without a use?"-Green Day

"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."-Jack Handey

"I’m in this boat alone
Floating down a river named emotion
Will I make it back to shore?
Or drift into the unknown"-Incubus

"We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trival. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever."-K.S. "Seven"

"Roses are red, yellow and white
Where have you been all of my life?
Violets are blue and I'll be too
If you leave cuz I just met you."-N*E*R*D

"Marty DiBergi: Do you feel that playing rock 'n' roll music keeps you a child? That is, keeps you in a state of arrested development?
Derek Smalls: No. No. No. I feel it's like, it's more like going, going to a, a national park or something. And there's, you know, they preserve the moose. And that's, that's my childhood up there on stage. That moose, you know.
Marty DiBergi: So when you're playing you feel like a preserved moose on stage?
Derek Smalls: Yeah."- Rob Reiner and Harry Shearer "This Is Spinal Tap"

"Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!"-Mike Myers "Wayne's World"

"On the other hand, you have different fingers..."-Stephen Wright

"Anyone perfect must be lying, anything easy has its cost
Anyone plain can be lovely, anyone loved can be lost."- Barenaked Ladies

"I've seen better plays. I'm serious Marge..PLAYS!"-Homer Simpson

"Those notes you've wrote, I've kept them all."-Box Car Racer

"If you want time buy the magazine"- Fast and the Furious

"Excuse me if my wealth's got me full of myself
Cocky's something that I just I can't help."- The Clipse

"Terrorist: So when did you say you were gonna kill me?
Arnold: NOW!"- Collateral Damage

"This is My December.
These are my snow covered dreams
This is me pretending
This is all I need."-Linkin Park

"Or consider this...maybe there are no coincidences."-Mel Gibson "Signs"

"You are one sick, one sick, mutha, mutha, MUTHA!"- X and O "Sifl & Olly"

"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord? None of the above, F--- it cut the cord!"-Rage Against The Machine

"We were raised on television to believe that we'd all be millionares, movie gods, rock stars, but we won't. And we're starting to figure that out."-Tyler Durden "Fight Club"

"There was a man who had a face
it looked alot like me
i saw him in the mirror and i fought him in the street
then when he turned away i shot him in the head
then i came to realize i had killed myself."-Audioslave

"One day logic was proven all wrong because the tide lifted, came in, and gave me a sail. And now, here I am. I'm back. In Memphis, talking to you. I have *ice* in my glass. And I've lost her all over again. I'm so sad that I don't have Kelly. But I'm so grateful that she was with me on that island. And I know what I have to do now. I have to keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?"-Tom Hanks "Cast Away"

"I hate you, I HATE YOU.....i love you...love you."- Really Bad Actor "Bare Elegance"

"Regarding the way we are together
Regarding the way we both should be
Regardless of time or space or weather
A part of you lives inside of me."-Prozzak

"She will never work in this town again."- Even Worse Actor Than The Really Bad Actor in "Bare Elegance"

"I've Got Friends and Enemies
But It Just Don't Bother Me
Cause As Long As I Believe
I Can Breathe."-Nelly Furtado

"Watch out that's acid!"-Some Guy "Spookies"

"All these places have their moments
With lovers and friends I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life I've loved them all"
-The Beatles

"Jay Sherman: Hey, McBain! Your shoe's untied!
Rainer Wolfcastle: [after many hours pass] Upon closer inspection, these appear to be loafers."
-The Simpsons

"Laslow: If I get one more letter from some mom complaining "My son listens to your station and flunked out of school!", well, listen, mom, how are you going to learn to party in school?"-GTA: Vice City

"I remember running through the wet grass
And falling a step behind
Both of us never tiring
Desperately Wanting
" -Better Than Ezra

"Watch the company you keepand the crowd you bring,
cuz they came to do drugs and you came to sing."
-Nas

"Mr. Burns: Who the devil are you?
Homer: [thinking] Don't panic. Just come up with a good story.
[out loud]
Homer: My name is Mr. Burns.
[thinking]
Homer: D'oh!
" -The Simpsons

"Only in dreams
We see what it means
Reach out our hands
Hold on to hers
But when we wake
It's all been erased
And so it seems
Only in dreams."
- =w=eezer

"Commercial Announcer: Are you tired of dad?
Commercial Boy: Dad, no one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam story!
Commercial Announcer: Are you tired of mom?
Commercial Mom: Hi, honey, do you want to go outside or read a book?
Commercial Boy: NO!"
-GTA: Vice City

"Who cares if I don't know who the Sex Pistols are?"-Avril Lavigne, teenage punk

"I'm never really sure that I'll ever change
But if it makes you happy then I will lie
She looked at me and softly said
I'm going to love you till the day I die"
-Sugar Ray

"Have You Tried Standing Up?"-Sifl, "The Sifl & Olly Show"

"Things never turn out exactly the way you planned. Growing up happens in a heartbeat. One day your in diapers, the next your gone, but the memories of childhood stay with you for the long haul. I remember a place, a house like alot of houses, a yard like a lot of yards, on a street like alot of other streets. And the thing is, after all these years I still look back in wonder."-Narrator (Daniel Stern) "The Wonder Years"




 

 
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