'Hello, i am Jake the lion, You will bow before me mortals!'

'Do my bidding or feel my wraith!!!''I WILL KILLL YOU ALL. LOVE JAKE, THE LION GOD. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT I EAT CHEESE. IF YOU DISOBEY MY MEGLOMANIAC DEMANDS, YOU WILL ALL BE DOOMED! NOW FOR THE FINALLY. YOU BE DEAD FOOLS! BTW ENJOY MY SITE. YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE! IT IS GREAT. I CAN'T WAIT TO DISEMBOWEL YOU ALL! IF YOU FIND THIS OFFENSIVE, YOU CAN STICK IT UP YOUR BOTTOM. I AM THE LORD OF THE UCG FORUM AND SITE. YOU SHALL EAT MY OFFAL. HOW DARE YUOU QUESTION MY THOUGHTS.'

'GOOD AFTERNOON. I AM IN A HAPPY MOOD. HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY. IAM JAKE THE HAPPY LION GOD. BUT IF YOU ANNOY ME I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.'

This is me in anticipation of devouring your soul

This is me in Gansta form. I will track you down like a pig!