Intro to the Petting Zoo - 10th Update Music

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time

All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify

Can you help me, occupy my brain?
Oh yeah

I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal

And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late

Here are the Default Lyrics, the Winning Entry, and the Runner Up. Rumor has it that the judges liked it if Sheep, Empire, and/or Beer got mentioned in new lyrics.

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Notice to viewers of this page, the content here was part of a computer game, called Empire, and this page contains the results of a silly contest in which the players were asked to create silly lyrics to a .midi song. Thus, the text contained herein does not represent the submitter's actual lifestyle or barnyard pleasures and desires.

Winning Entry by Mithrilien:

Finished with that sheep 'cause she couldn't help me with my crime
People think I'm insane because I was doin' her all the time

All day long I think of her but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll fill my pants if I don't find a sheep to pacify

Can you help me, and hold my sheep?
Oh yeah

I need a sheep to show me the wooly things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true wooliness, it must be Empire

Break a sanc and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will attack
Happiness I do not need because I have my herd of sheep

And so as you hear my sheep bleeting out their sexy cries
I tell you I'll invade you and infiltrate you with spies

Running Up Entry by Doorbell:

Finished with my enemy, cause he won't go away I say
People think I'm mean because I empire all the time

All day long I think of things nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lost a mind If I don't find something to pacify

I must occupy the others lands
oh yeah.

I like to show the enemy things in life he doesn't understand
I can give his civ true bliss, because I want his land

Give a try and I will and I will and I will cry
Empire I can not feel, but it is o so real

And so as you hear these words, the shells are falling about
I tell you I enjoy the game I wish it was not my fault.

Critique by Bungy:
This entry makes use of sheep and the carnal pleasures associated with them. It also includes references to Empire, thus scoring 2 points with the Judges. The lyrics have an upbeat and rather happy feel to them, which is a nice change of pace considering the original track's dark theme.

Critique by Bungy:
This entry is very focussed on the warmongering aspects of Empire, it has a boldish feeling to it. It is also kinda cold, further reflecting the theme of the original track. Some great words from a conquerer. It offers a hint of compassion for his victims.