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After Game Interview With Liam So Liam you have played with Blau previously haven't you?(Loaded question) Yes(Loaded answer) And you played as bad then as you did today didn't you?(Another loaded question) Yes That was the amazingly talkative Liam who dropped the ball a lot, bounced the ball on Klem's foot but still managed to look like Jacky. Because he's ASIAN!!! Play-By-Play Breakdown of the Game on 31/07/2004 First, Jarad won the jumpball, passed it to Jacky and then to Klem and Klem dunked it over their tallest defender. Then they passed it down to their best dribbler and Cameron intercepted the pass with his signature 'Flying Cameron' move. Passed it to Liam who dropped the ball and let it roll out. The Silver Bullets passed it down to their massive tall guy who went for a three pointer but horribly missed, letting Jarad collect the rebound and pass it down to Brett for a fastbreak. This happened several times until Blau scored 29 points. Then, with 3 seconds to go, the Silver Bullets scored a 39 pointer to win it 39-29. Parts of this play-by-play breakdown may have been slightly exaggerated or entirely made up Pregame Interview With Brett McChicken for 7/8/04 Rooty McToot says: so brett, you were a part of Blau for how long? Brett says: I think this is my 4th season Rooty McToot says: That's amazing Brett says: Thanks Rooty Rooty McToot says: Seeing as Blau was only made up a season and a half ago! Brett says: Oh shut up you nob head, Rooty's a girls name you fish, and your mumma's fat Brett says: Fine then, 1 season,cos were not blau this season Rooty McToot says: Anyway, how long have Blau been pwning? Brett says: Well, we did pretty ok last season Brett says: And we were unlucky last week when they hit that 39 pointer on the buzzer Rooty McToot says: Yeah, was there any controversy about the 39 pointer? Brett says: Hell yeah Brett says: Like, one time, at band camp........ (Rooty coughs under breath, 'dickhead') Rooty McToot says: It was reputed that some people didn't think the ball went in Brett says: It actually missed the whole ring and support system Brett says: It didnt even stay in the stadium Rooty McToot says: Then why did the umpires call it? Brrett says: Because they're golden grove refs Brett says: Obviously Rooty McToot says: I see Rooty McToot says: Is there anyway that you can beat the team you are playing tonight? Brett says: Yes, im sure that we'll win rooty Brett says: Unless mj doesnt play (Rooty rolls eyes and gives Brett the finger) Brett says: Continue Rooty Rooty McToot says: Oh yes Rooty McToot says: How many fouls do you think cameron will get today? Brett says: 72 Brett says: Or possibly 3 Rooty McToot says: Well, i guess thats all the questions i can think of right now Rooty McToot says: This is Rooty McToot signing off Brett says: Bye Roothead (brawl) Play-By-Play Breakdown of the Game on 07/08/2004 To start the game the Raptors only had 4 players, so The Little Shorties In Long Shorts (also known as Blau) looked like they might somehow come across the possibility of having a chance to maybe get one of their shots to not miss everything. Then another guy turned up so we were screwed. But we would not give up that easy. Jacky scored 9 points in the first half and was on fire. The doctors diagnosed him with 2nd degree burns. In the 2nd half he just scored 4, because what happened in the first half really, really hurt. Brett started off pretty shizenhousen, not scoring in the 1st half. At half time he told Jacky to be like LeBron on that Powerade commercial. He went in the jump ball at the start of the 2nd half, and lost to Checci. Keep in mind Checci can jump 50 million times higher than him. Then he came out and he 2 3's and 2 2's to score 10 for the game. Jarad also scored 10 points and got almost all of the LSILS rebounds. Cameron managed to score 7 points with a 3 that when he shot it everyone was thinking, 'What an idiot, he'll never hit that'. But he did. Klem had a quiet game, with 0 points, but he ran and jumped and stuff, and it looked funny. He also took a jump ball against a guy who was about 4 times his height, and the guy tapped it to the ring and scored. Also keep in mind that Klem had a sore neck, and played at the risk of becoming paralysed. Coach Jacky Chan, who is an extremely close relation to player Jacky Chan, came up with a brilliant idea that nearly won the game for the LSILS. He told the team to play a box and 1 defense with Brett or Jacky just following Checci around, to stop him from scoring. This would have helped the team win, but unfortunately Checci never actually learned how to miss. At first, everyone thought that the LSILS had won the game, but then they all realised that 40 points is actually less than 74 points. Oh well, better luck next time. Anyway, tune in next week for the breakdown of the LSILS game against the New Outlawz, who have several hugemungous guys that can dunk, (so obviously their 10 times the height of Klem....... on Brett's shoulders........ on Jacky's shoulders), and that fag that looks like Goder. Parts of this play-by-play breakdown may have been slightly exaggerated or entirely made up Play-By-Play Breakdown of the Game on 14/08/2004 This week the huuuuuuuuuggggggeee New Outlawz only had 4 players, and so did we at the start. Klem was about to go in the jump ball, but then Jarad turned up, pheewww. Anyway, one of the good things that happened was that that guy that looked like Goder didn't play, so we didn't have to put up with that shite. Well, anyway, Jacky was shooting well again and with about 100 ally-oops, he only managed to score 25 points. Cameron decided to miss for the first half, but ended up scoring 20 points. The next highest scorer was Brett, with 15 points. Followed by Jarad with 11 points and Klem with 2 points. Klems 2 points though, were prety fantastic, it was another tip-in, just like last time we played this team. Unlike last time, Klem actually meant to do it. Anyway, now you've all had time to get out you're calculators and work out that we scored 73 points. But of course, the other team scored more and won the game. The New Outlawz scored 100 points, and it was extremely lucky that they stopped there, because the scoresheet only has 100 little boxes for the running score. The scorer was quoted as saying, 'after they scored 100 points, I was just hoping that they would stop scoring, because i didn't want to have to add my own little boxes'. Next week, the LSILS are playing the Golden Grove Giants, who, if they play well enough, might just beat. (muffled laugh) Parts of this play-by-play breakdown may have been slightly exaggerated or entirely made up Strategy for Game on 14/08/04 This strategy is from Jacky Chan the man with the plan and the hands named Bob and Sam. The main idea of this strategy is, because they're so damn tall, is to just pass it around town, pass it a round town until it goes to someone who can shoot good or if Cameron or Jarad or Jacky is in the middle, then pass it to them. And if you don't go by the strategy then we shall crusify you. Ok? Play-by-play Breakdown of Game on 21/08/04 Ok, we shited this game up a lot. We only scored 11 points in the first half and 4 points in the last half. Pretty gay, huh? Yeah we thought so too. Maybe it was coz we were crap, maybe its coz we were shite, some people would call that the same but we like to think that there is a subtle difference that noone is aware of. Mainly because it doesn't exist. Also they scored more then 11 points in the first half and then WAY more then 4 in the last half and unfortunately, for some reason, the refs said that they were the winners. Just another reason that the refs are gay (or we are). That's pretty much it, just shite up after shite up. Back to main site Golflympics page Events page Go to Arbanational league webpage |