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Great Brettish Haikuness


This page is about haiku.
For those who don't know.
It is seven-five-seven.

Syllables that is, you fool.
Easy as it seems.
It's real hard, blau blau blau.

Or it is in Great Brettain.
You silly poohead.
We're not for real you dufus

Jacky Chan is a woman.
No penis has he.
Plastic surgery, needed.

Brown squirrel, has sex with tree.
Does it happily.
Alex likes to do it too.

I went to the show one day.
Chunks of hot dog flew.
Stupid carnies! Smelly pricks.

Map,spam,map,spam,map,loufer?
Dont give me a cake.
I will just eat it right now.
Clayton '04

Writing in Haiku is hard.
Sure is. Lar lar lar.
I...seven seven seven

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