Hey, my name is Ali. I'm 16, and from Caledonia (to normal people, that's Scotland) in a wee town called Carnoustie*. I am single and straight. Go me. I think school is the biggest joke that has ever been put on this Earth. But I have now left - YAYAYAYAY! Im now a working man. hee hee!

*Carnoustie has arguably the toughest and best championship golf course in Europe.

*Carnoustie is the home of the ridiculous haircut, usually males. And they wonder why there are so many single men in Carnoustie!!!

found this on a site called www.knowhere.co.uk it must be true then!!!!!

This is me, but more blurry than I actually am.

Vienna trip.

Here's me friends!

this is more about me!!

PLEASE SIGN THE BOOK PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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