Quotes
Quotes
My Favorite Quotes! Over the years, I've heard quotes that whether wise, inspirational, or inane have stuck with me. I will consider any suggestions, so long as it's one quote that's either witty or thought provoking. Here, then, are these quotes. To go back to the index, click HERE.
"The sweet is never as sweet without the sour" - Jason Lee, Vanilla Sky
"You'll never find your pleasure if you worry 'bout your pain" - Monster Magnet, "Live For The Moment"
"You can't idiot proof the world," - Lance Storm
"We need some genuine enthusiasm here! If you don't have it, FAKE IT!" - Jon Gruden, Coach of the Tampa Bay Bucs
"If you put something in quotation marks, then everyone will think someone famous said it and they'll start saying it and then eventually it will be famous." - Unknown, as quoted by Karen Hulshizer
"Most people try to get rid of ADD, but I'm not one of them. I use my ADD to my advantage, so I can pay attention to several things at once." - Me
"People prefer leaders who are strong and wrong to those who are weak and right." - Bill Clinton
"There are millions of fine looking women in the world, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you." - Kevin Smith, Clerks
"Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existance." - Salma Hayek, Dogma
"Destroy that which is evil so that which is good may flourish." The Boondock Saints
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers." - Jeff Anderson, Clerks
"The heart is simple...fixing it is complicated." - Sigourney Weaver, Tadpole
"Life moves pretty fast...if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it." - Matthew Broderick, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
"I wanna feel like I'm somewhere I belong" - Linkin Park, "Somewhere I Belong".
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans" - John Lennon, "Beautiful Boy"
"Certain death? Small chance of success? What are we waiting for?" John Rhys-Davies, Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
"...you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonet. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean
"What the world needs now are some true words of wisdom, like LALALALALALALALA..." Cracker, "Teen Angst (What the World Needs Now...)"
"Speeding is like dancing the Macarena...it's always a bad idea but there's relative safety in numbers." Kevin Kurtz
"Making a lot of money is no trick-if all you want to do is make a lot of money." Everett Sloane, Citizen Kane
"I've been defeated and brought down, dropped to my knees when hope ran out, the time has come to change my ways..." Alter Bridge, "Metalingus"
"I'm not a part of a redneck agenda..." Green Day, "American Idiot"
"In the beginning, God created the universe. This made a lot of people very upset and has since been regarded as a bad move." Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (The Restaurant at the End of the Universe)