Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha Paas Gaya. To Bheeg Gaya

Door Se Dekha To Sher Tha Door Se Dekha To Sher Tha Is Liye Paas Gaya Hi NahiBakari Chadhi Pahad Par, Pani Peene Ko Bakari Chadhi Pahad Par, Pani Peene Ko Pani Mila Nahin, Bakari Neeche Ootar Aayee

 Wah*Wah*Wah*Wah

  Woh Chham Chham Karke Aayee Aur Chham Chham Karke Chalee Gayee Main Sindoor Ka Dibba Lekar Khada Raha   Woh Rakhee Bandh Ke Chalee Gayee.

  Badi Der Se Jinki Zulfon Pe Nazren Jamaye Baithe The Badi Der Se Jinki Zulfon Pe Nazren Jamaye Baithe The       Paas   Jakar Dekha To Sardarji Nikla (Wah Wah)

 Jee Karta Hai Ki Teri Nili Nili Aankhon Main Dub Jaoon Jee Karta Hai Ki Teree Nili Nili Aankhon Main Dub Jaoon Gudub Gudub Gudub ! Yeh Aankhen Hai Ya Neeli Jheel? Yeh Aankhen Hai Ya Neeli Jheel? So? What's The Big Deal?

 Gum Woh Cheez Hai. Gum Woh Cheez Hai. Jisse Kagaz Chipkaye Jaate Hai,

 Khud Ko Kar Buland Itnaa Ke' Himaalay Ki Choti Pe Jaa  Pahunche Aur Khuda Tumse Puche 'Abe Sale Gadhe. Ab Utrega Kaise

 'Kyon Apni Kabar Khood-Hi Khod Raha Hai Galib. Kyon Apni Kabar Khood-Hi Khod Raha Hai Galib.  La, Phawda Mujhe De.(Wah Wah) (Phawda Is The Thing With Which You Dig The Earth)

 Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi Dil Ne Kaha Khud Kushi (Sucide) Kar Le Jalim Bijali Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijali Chali GayiLal

  Diwar Par Chune Se Likha Tha Ghalib Ne Lal Diwar Par Chune Se Likha Tha Ghalib NeYahan Likhana Mana Hai.

 Teri Julf Hai Ya Andheri Raat Ka Saaya Teri Julf Hai Ya Andheri Raat Ka Saaya Sar Mundwa Le To Savera Ho Jai.

 Woh Sadak Ke Is Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Us Par The Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Par The, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Par Thi.

 Big Deal!Main Hu Yahan, Tu Hai Wahan Main Hu Yahan, Tu Hai Wahan Lifebouy Hai Jahan, TandurustHai Wahan

 *Wah*Wah*Wah*

WahKaaash Ke Tere Chehre Par Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote.  Kaaash Ke Tere Chehre Par Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote. Chand To Tu Hai Hi Sitaare Bhee Saaath Hote !!!  

Ladki Boli: Chandni Chaand Se Hoti Hai, Sitaron Se Nahi,  Mohabbat Ek Se Hoti Hai, Hazaaron Se Nahi. Ladka Bola : Chandni Agar Chaand Se Hogi To Sitaron Ka Kya Hoga, Mohabbat Agar Ek Se Hogi To Hazaron Ka Kya Hoga.

 This Is The Very Special. Before Marriage Takdir Hai Magar Kismat Nahi Khulti Tajmahal Banana Chahata Hoon Lekin Mumtaz Nahi Milti After Marriage Takdir Hai Magar Kismat Nahi Khulti Tajmahal Banana Chahata Hoon Lekin Mumtaz Nahi Marti.